RACE PREJUDICES

A negro preacher in a southern town was edified on one occasion by the

recital of a dream had by a member of the church.

"I was a-dreamin' all dis time," said the narrator, "dat I was in ole

Satan's dominions. I tell you, pahson, dat was shore a bad dream!"

"Was dere any white men dere?" asked the dusky divine.

"Shore dere was--plenty of 'em," the other hastened to assure his

minister "What was dey a-doin'?"

"Ebery one of 'em," was the answer, "was a-holdin' a cullud pusson

between him an' de fire!"

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