PRAYERS

During the winter the village preacher was taken sick, and several of

his children were also afflicted with the mumps. One day a number of the

devout church members called to pray for the family. While they were

about it a boy, the son of a member living in the country, knocked at

the preacher's door. He had his arms full of things. "What have you

there?" a deacon asked him.

"Pa's prayers for a happy Thanksgiving," the boy answered, as he

proceeded to unload potatoes, bacon, flour and other provisions for the

afflicted family.

A little girl in Washington surprised her mother the other day by

closing her evening prayers in these words: "Amen; good bye; ring off."

TEACHER--"Now, Tommy, suppose a man gave you $100 to keep for him and

then died, what would you do? Would you pray for him?"

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