POLITICIANS

Politicians always belong to the opposite party.

The man who goes into politics as a business has no business to go into

politics.--_Life_.

A political orator, evidently better acquainted with western geography

than with the language of the Greeks, recently exclaimed with fervor

that his principles should prevail "from Alpha to Omaha."

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