PARENTS

William, aged five, had been reprimanded by his father for interrupting

while his father was telling his mother about the new telephone for

their house. He sulked awhile, then went to his mother, and, patting her

on the cheeks, said, "Mother dear, I love you."

"Don't you love me too?" asked his father.

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