OCEAN

A resident of Nahant tells this one on a new servant his wife took down

from Boston.

"Did you sleep well, Mary?" the girl was asked the following morning.

"Sure, I did not, ma'am," was the reply; "the snorin' of the ocean kept

me awake all night."

Love the sea? I dote upon it--from the beach.--_Douglas Jerrold_.

I never was on the dull, tame shore,

But I loved the great sea more and more.

--_Barry Cornwall_.

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