NAMES, PERSONAL

Israel Zangwill, the well-known writer, signs himself I. Zangwill. He

was once approached at a reception by a fussy old lady, who demanded,

"Oh, Mr. Zangwill, what is your Christian name?"

"Madame, I have none," he gravely assured her.--_John Pearson_.

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