THE LITTLE BOY--"Yes'm."

THE LADY--"Will you ask your mother to come and hear me talk on 'When

Does a Mother's Duty to Her Child Begin?' next Saturday afternoon, at

three o'clock, at Lyceum Hall?"

THE LITTLE BOY (explosively)--"What's th' matter with you ma! Don't you

know me? I'm your little boy!"

Here's to the happiest hours of my life--

Spent in the arms of another man's wife:

My mother!

Happy he

With such a mother! faith in womankind

Beats with his blood, and trust in all things high

Comes easy to him, and though he trip and fall,

He shall not blind his soul with clay.

--_Tennyson_.

Women know

The way to rear up children (to be just);

They know a simple, merry, tender knack

Of tying sashes, fitting baby-shoes,

And stringing pretty words that make no sense,

And kissing full sense into empty words;

Which things are corals to cut life upon,

Although such trifles.

--_E. B. Browning_

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