MONEY

In some of the college settlements there are penny savings banks for

children.

One Saturday a small boy arrived with an important air and withdrew 2

cents from his account. Monday morning he promptly returned the money.

"So you didn't spend your 2 cents?" observed the worker in charge.

"Oh, no," he replied, "but a fellow just likes to have a little cash on

hand over Sunday."

_See also_ Domestic finance.

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