SHE--"Poor cousin Jack! And to be eaten by those wretched cannibals!"

HE--"Yes, my dear child; but he gave them their first taste in

religion!"

At a meeting of the Women's Foreign Missionary Society in a large city

church a discussion arose among the members present as to the race of

people that inhabited a far-away land. Some insisted that they were not

a man-eating people; others that they were known to be cannibals.

However, the question was finally decided by a minister's widow, who

said:

"I beg pardon for interrupting, Mrs. Chairman, but I can assure you that

they are cannibals. My husband was a missionary there and they ate him."

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