MILLIONAIRE (to a beggar)--"Be off with you this minute!"

BEGGAR--"Look 'ere, mister; the only difference between you and me is

that you are makin' your second million, while I am still workin' at my

first."

"Now that you have made $50,000,000, I suppose you are going to keep

right on for the purpose of trying to get a hundred millions?"

"No, sir. You do me an injustice. I'm going to put in the rest of my

time trying to get my conscience into a satisfactory condition."

"When I was a young man," said Mr. Cumrox, "I thought nothing of working

twelve or fourteen hours a day."

"Father," replied the young man with sporty clothes, "I wish you

wouldn't mention it. Those non-union sentiments are liable to make you

unpopular."

No good man ever became suddenly rich.--_Syrus_.

And all to leave what with his toil he won,

To that unfeather'd two-legged thing, a son.

--_Dryden_.

_See also_ Capitalists.

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