HOUSEHOLDER--"Here, drop that coat and clear out!"

BURGLAR--"You be quiet, or I'll wake your wife and give her this letter

I found in your pocket."

The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend

their time in making nets, not in making cages.--_Swift_.

_See also_ Church discipline; Domestic finance; Trouble.

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