TOM--"Poor Bill!"

The cooing stops with the honeymoon, but the billing goes on forever.

"Well, old man, how did you get along after I left you at midnight. Get

home all right?"

"No; a confounded nosey policeman haled me to the station, where I spent

the rest of the night."

"Lucky dog! I reached home."

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