LIBRARIANS

A country newspaper printed the following announcement: "The Public

Library will close for two weeks, beginning August 3, for the annual

cleaning and vacation of the librarians."

The modern librarian is a genius. All the proof needed is the statement

that the requests for books with queer titles are filled with ones

really wanted. The following are instances:

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