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Home is a place where you can take off your new shoes and put on your

old manners.

Who hath not met with home-made bread,

A heavy compound of putty and lead--

And home-made wines that rack the head,

And home-made liquors and waters?

Home-made pop that will not foam,

And home-made dishes that drive one from home--

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Home-made by the homely daughters.

--_Hood_.

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