HEAVEN

"Tom," said an Indiana youngster who was digging in the yard, "don't you

make that hole any deeper, or you'll come to gas."

"Well, what if I do? It won't hurt."

"Yes, 't will too. If it spouts out, we'll be blown clear up to heaven."

"Shucks, that would be fun! You an' me would be the only live ones up

there."--_I.C. Curtis_.

_See also_ Future life.

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