FATHER--"Because they are too polite to leave off the 'e.'"

I cannot tell how the truth may be;

I say the tale as 'twas said to me.

Never tell evil of a man, if you do not know it for a certainty, and if

you do know it for a certainty, then ask yourself, "Why should I tell

it?"--_Lavater_.

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