GOLF

Two Scotchmen met and exchanged the small talk appropriate to the hour.

As they were parting to go supperward Sandy said to Jock:

"Jock, mon, I'll go ye a roond on the links in the morrn'."

"The morrn'?" Jock repeated.

"Aye, mon, the morrn'," said Sandy. "I'll go ye a roond on the links in

the morrn'."

"Aye, weel," said Jock, "I'll go ye. But I had intended to get marriet

in the morrn'."

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