GARDENING

Th' only time some fellers ever dig in th' gardens is just before they

go a fishin'.--_Abe Martin_.

"I am going to start a garden," announced Mr. Subbubs. "A few months

from now I won't be kicking about your prices."

"No," said the grocer; "you'll be wondering how I can afford to sell

vegetables so cheap."

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