SHE--"Why?"

"I hear she has thirty thousand a year and no incumbrance."

"Is she looking for one?"--_Life_.

MAUDE--"I've just heard of a case where a man married a girl on his

deathbed so she could have his millions when he was gone. Could you love

a girl like that?"

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