DIAGNOSIS

An epileptic dropped in a fit on the streets of Boston not long ago, and

was taken to a hospital. Upon removing his coat there was found pinned

to his waistcoat a slip of paper on which was written:

"This is to inform the house-surgeon that this is just a case of plain

fit: not appendicitis. My appendix has already been removed twice."

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