CURFEW

A former resident of Marshall, Mo., was asking about the old town.

"I understand they have a curfew law out there now," he said.

"No," his informant answered, "they did have one, but they abandoned

it."

"What was the matter?"

"Well, the bell rang at 9 o'clock, and almost everyone complained that

it woke them up."

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