COINS

He had just returned from Paris and said to his old aunt in the country:

"Here, Aunt, is a silver franc piece I brought you from Paris as a

souvenir."

"Thanks, Herman," said the old lady. "I wish you'd thought to have

brought me home one of them Latin quarters I read so much about."

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