BORES

"What kind of a looking man is that chap Gabbleton you just mentioned? I

don't believe I have met him."

"Well, if you see two men off in a corner anywhere and one of them looks

bored to death, the other is Gabbleton."--_Puck_.

A man who was a well known killjoy was described as a great athlete. He

could throw a wet blanket two hundred yards in any gathering.

_See_ also Conversation; Husbands; Preaching; Public speakers;

Reformers.

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