BOASTING

Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn't owe a dollar in

the world couldn't if he tried.

"What sort of chap is he?"

"Well, after a beggar has touched him for a dime he'll tell

you he 'gave a little dinner to an acquaintance of his.'"--_R.R.

Kirk_.

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