BACCALAUREATE SERMONS

PROUD FATHER--"Rick, my boy, if you live up to your oration you'll be an

honor to the family."

VALEDICTORIAN-"I expect to do better than that, father. I am going to

try to live up to the baccalaureate sermon."

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