CRITIC--"Why not give it to an institution for the blind?"

"Wealth has its penalties." said the ready-made philosopher.

"Yes," replied Mr. Cumrox. "I'd rather be back at the dear old factory

than learning to pronounce the names of the old masters in my

picture-gallery."

CRITIC--"By George, old chap, when I look at one of your paintings I

stand and wonder--"

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