The Curriculum includes thorough grounding in Knowledge of Life, and
in High-class Virtue and Honesty. The Pupils are carefully restrained
from the practice of "unlovely middle-class virtue." Severe morality
constantly inculcated. Mere amusement strictly excluded. Aristocratic
Deportment and Etiquette taught by experienced Assistants.
For further particulars apply to Mr. ENRY HAUTHUR JONES.
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[Illustration: A PRICELESS POSSESSION.
_Mrs. Golightly._ "OH, I HOPE YOU WON'T THINK IT RUDE, BUT WOULD YOU
MIND TELLING ME WHAT THAT WONDERFUL BLACK STONE YOU'RE WEARING IS?"
_Mrs. Luxor._ "OH, CERTAINLY. I FIND MOST PEOPLE ENVY ME THAT. IT'S A
PIECE OF REAL ENGLISH COAL!"
_Mrs. Golightly._ "HOW WONDERFUL! AH, I WISH _MY_ HUSBAND WAS A
MILLIONAIRE!"]
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