R. G. INGERSOLL.

Washington, D. C., January 16, 1883.

*****

SUPERSTITION puts belief above goodness--credulity above virtue.

Here are two men. One is industrious, frugal, honest, generous. He has

a happy home--loves his wife and children--fills their lives with

sunshine. He enjoys study, thoughts, music, and all the subtleties of

Art--but he does not believe the creed--cares nothing for sacred books,

worships no god and fears no devil.

The other is ignorant, coarse, brutal, beats his wife and children--but

he believes--regards the Bible as inspired--bows to the priests, counts

his beads, says his prayers, confesses and contributes, and the Catholic

Church declares and the Protestant Churches declare that he is the

better man.

The ignorant believer, coarse and brutal as he is, is going to heaven.

He will be washed in the blood of the Lamb. He will have wings--a harp

and a halo.

The intelligent and generous man who loves his fellow-men--who develops

his brain, who enjoys the beautiful, is going to hell--to the eternal

prison.

Such is the justice of God--the mercy of Christ.

*****

WHILE reading the accounts of the coronation of the Czar, of the

pageants, processions and feasts, of the pomp and parade, of the

barbaric splendor, of cloth of gold and glittering gems, I could not

help thinking of the poor and melancholy peasants, of the toiling,

half-fed millions, of the sad and ignorant multitudes who belong body

and soul to this Czar.

I thought of the backs that have been scarred by the knout, of the

thousands in prisons for having dared to say a whispered word for

freedom, of the great multitude who had been driven like cattle along

the weary roads that lead to the hell of Siberia.

The cannon at Moscow were not loud enough, nor the clang of the bells,

nor the blare of the trumpets, to drown the groans of the captives.

I thought of the fathers that had been torn from wives and children for

the crime of speaking like men.

And when the priests spoke of the Czar as the "God-selected man," the

"God-adorned man," my blood grew warm.

When I read of the coronation of the Czarina I thought of Siberia. I

thought of girls working in the mines, hauling ore from the pits with

chains about their waists; young girls, almost naked, at the mercy

of brutal officials; young girls weeping and moaning their lives away

because between their pure lips the word Liberty had burst into blossom.

Yet law neglects, forgets them, and crowns the Czarina. The injustice,

the agony and horror in this poor world are enough to make mankind

insane.

Ignorance and superstition crown impudence and tyranny. Millions of

money squandered for the humiliation of man, to dishonor the people.

Back of the coronation, back of all the ceremonies, back of all the

hypocrisy there is nothing but a lie.

It is not true that God "selected" this Czar to rule and rob a hundred

millions of human beings.

It is all an ignorant, barbaric, superstitious lie--a lie that pomp and

pageant, and flaunting flags, and robed priests, and swinging censers,

cannot change to truth.

Those who are not blinded by the glare and glitter at Moscow see

millions of homes on which the shadows fall; see millions of weeping

mothers, whose children have been stolen by the Czar; see thousands of

villages without schools, millions of houses without books, millions and

millions of men, women and children in whose future there is no star and

whose only friend is death.

The coronation is an insult to the nineteenth century.

Long live the people of Russia!

*****

MUSIC.--The savage enjoys noises--explosion--the imitation of thunder.

This noise expresses his feeling. He enjoys concussion. His ear and

brain are in harmony. So, he takes cognizance of but few colors. The

neutral tints make no impression on his eyes. He appreciates the flames

of red and yellow. That is to say, there is a harmony between his brain

and eye. As he advances, develops, progresses, his ear catches other

sounds, his eye other colors. He becomes a complex being, and there has

entered into his mind the idea of proportion. The music of the drum no

longer satisfies him. He sees that there is as much difference between

noises and melodies as between stones and statues. The strings in

Corti's Harp become sensitive and possibly new ones are developed.

The eye keeps pace with the ear, and the worlds of sound and sight

increase from age to age.

The first idea of music is the keeping of time--a recurring emphasis at

intervals of equal length or duration. This is afterward modified--the

music of joy being fast, the emphasis at short intervals, and that of

sorrow slow.

After all, this music of time corresponds to the action of the blood and

muscles. There is a rise and fall under excitement of both. In joy the

heart beats fast, and the music corresponding to such emotion is quick.

In grief--in sadness, the blood is delayed. In music the broad division

is one of time. In language, words of joy are born of light--that which

shines--words of grief of darkness and gloom. There is still another

division: The language of happiness comes also from heat, and that of

sadness from cold.

These ideas or divisions are universal. In all art are the light and

shadow--the heat and cold.

*****

OF COURSE ENGLAND has no love for America. By England I mean the

governing class. Why should monarchy be in love with republicanism, with

democracy? The monarch insists that he gets his right to rule from

what he is pleased to call the will of God, whereas in a republic the

sovereign authority is the will of the people. It is impossible that

there should be any real friendship between the two forms of government.

We must, however, remember one thing, and that is, that there is an

England within England--an England that does not belong to the titled

classes--an England that has not been bribed or demoralized by those

in authority; and that England has always been our friend, because that

England is the friend of liberty and of progress everywhere. But the

lackeys, the snobs, the flatterers of the titled, those who are willing

to crawl that they may rise, are now and always have been the enemies of

the great Republic.

It is a curious fact that in monarchical governments the highest

and lowest are generally friends. There may be a foundation for this

friendship in the fact that both are parasites--both live on the labor

of honest men. After all, there is a kinship between the prince and the

pauper. Both extend the hand for alms, and the fact that one is jeweled

and the other extremely dirty makes no difference in principle--and the

owners of these hands have always been fast friends, and, in accordance

with the great law of ingratitude, both have held in contempt the people

who supported them.

One thing we must not forget, and that is that the best people of

England are our friends. The best writers, the best thinkers are on our

side. It is only natural that all who visit America should find some

fault. We find fault ourselves, and to be thin-skinned is almost a plea

of guilty. For my part, I have no doubt about the future of America.

It not only is, but is to be for many, many generations, the greatest

nation of the world.

I DO not care so much where, as with whom, I live. If the right folks

are with me I can manage to get a good deal of happiness in the city or

in the country. Cats love places and become attached to chimney-corners

and all sorts of nooks--but I have but little of the cat in me, and

am not particularly in love with places. After all, a palace without

affection is a poor hovel, and the meanest hut with love in it is a

palace for the soul.

If the time comes when poverty and want cease for the most part to

exist, then the city will be far better than the country. People

are always talking about the beauties of nature and the delights of

solitude, but to me some people are more interesting than rocks and

trees. As to city and country life I think that I substantially agree

with Touchstone:

"In respect that it is solitary I like it very well; but in respect

that it is private it is a very vile life. Now, in respect it is in the

fields it pleaseth me well; but in respect it is not in the court it is

tedious."

*****

WHAT do I think of the lynchings in Georgia?

I suppose these outrages--these frightful crimes--make the same

impression on my mind that they do on the minds of all civilized

people. I know of no words strong enough, bitter enough, to express my

indignation and horror. Men who belong to the "superior" race take a

negro--a criminal, a supposed murderer, one alleged to have assaulted a

white woman--chain him to a tree, saturate his clothing with kerosene,

pile fagots about his feet. This is the preparation for the festival.

The people flock in from the neighborhood--come in special trains from

the towns. They are going to enjoy themselves.

Laughing and cursing they gather about the victim. A man steps from the

crowd--a man who hates crime and loves virtue. He draws his knife, and

in a spirit of merry sport cuts off one of the victim's ears. This he

keeps for a trophy--a souvenir. Another gentlemen fond of a jest cuts

off the other ear. Another cuts off the nose of the chained and

helpless wretch. The victim suffered in silence. He uttered no groan, no

word--the one man of the two thousand who had courage.

Other white heroes cut and slashed his flesh. The crowd cheered. The

people were intoxicated with joy. Then the fagots were lighted and the

bleeding and mutilated man was clothed in flame.

The people were wild with hideous delight. With greedy eyes they watched

him burn; with hungry ears they listened for his shrieks--for the music

of his moans and cries. He did not shriek. The festival was not quite

perfect.

But they had their revenge. They trampled on the charred and burning

corpse. They divided among themselves the broken bones. They wanted

mementos--keepsakes that they could give to their loving wives and

gentle babes.

These horrors were perpetrated in the name of justice. The savages who

did these things belong to the superior race. They are citizens of the

great Republic. And yet, it does not seem possible that such fiends are

human beings. They are a disgrace to our country, our century and the

human race.

Ex-Governor Atkinson protested against this savagery. He was threatened

with death. The good people were helpless. While these lynchers murder

the blacks they will destroy their own country. No civilized man wishes

to live where the mob is supreme. He does not wish to be governed by

murderers.

Let me say that what I have said is flattery compared with what I feel.

When I think of the other lynching--of the poor man mutilated and hanged

without the slightest evidence, of the negro who said that these murders

would be avenged, and who was brutally murdered for the utterance of a

natural feeling--I am utterly at a loss for words.

Are the white people insane? Has mercy fled to beasts? Has the United

States no power to protect a citizen? A nation that cannot or will not

protect its citizens in time of peace has no right to ask its citizens

to protect it in time of War.

*****

OUR COUNTRY.--Our country is all we hope for--all we are. It is the

grave of our father, of our mother, of each and every one of the sacred

dead.

It is every glorious memory of our race. Every heroic deed. Every act of

self-sacrifice done by our blood. It is all the accomplishments of the

past--all the wise things said--all the kind things done--all the poems

written and all the poems lived--all the defeats sustained--all the

victories won--the girls we love--the wives we adore--the children we

carry in our hearts--all the firesides of home--all the quiet springs,

the babbling brooks, the rushing rivers, the mountains, plains and

woods--the dells and dales and vines and vales.

*****

GIFT GIVING.--I believe in the festival called Christmas--not in the

celebration of the birth of any man, but to celebrate the triumph of

light over darkness--the victory of the sun.

I believe in giving gifts on that day, and a real gift should be given

to those who cannot return it; gifts from the rich to the poor, from the

prosperous to the unfortunate, from parents to children.

There is no need of giving water to the sea or light to the sun. Let us

give to those who need, neither asking nor expecting return, not even

asking gratitude, only asking that the gift shall make the receiver

happy--and he who gives in that way increases his own joy.

*****

We have no right to enslave our children. We have no right to bequeath

chains and manacles to our heirs. We have no right to leave a legacy of

mental degradation.

Liberty is the birthright of all. Parents should not deprive their

children of the great gifts of nature. We cannot all leave lands and

gold to those we love; but we can leave Liberty, and that is of more

value than all the wealth of India.

The dead have no right to enslave the living. To worship ancestors is to

curse posterity. He who bows to the Past insults the Future; and allows,

so to speak, the dead to rob the unborn. The coffin is good enough in

its way, but the cradle is far better. With the bones of the fathers

they beat out the brains of the children.

*****

RANDOM THOUGHTS.--The road is short to anything we fear.

Joy lives in the house beyond the one we reach.

In youth the time is halting, slow and lame.

In age the time is winged and eager as a flame.

The sea seems narrow as we near the farther shore.

Youth goes hand in hand with hope--old age with fear. .

Youth has a wish--old age a dread.

In youth the leaves and buds seem loath to grow.

Youth shakes the glass to speed the lingering sands.

Youth says to Time: O crutched and limping laggard, get thee wings.

The dawn comes slowly, but the Westering day leaps like a lover to the

dusky bosom of the Ethiop night.

*****

I THINK that all days are substantially alike in the long run. It is no

worse to drink on Sunday than on Monday. The idea that one day in the

week is holy is wholly idiotic. Besides, these closing laws do no good.

Laws are not locks and keys. Saloon doors care nothing about laws. Law

or no law, people will slip in, and then, having had so much trouble

getting there, they will stay until they stagger out. These nasty,

meddlesome, Pharisaic, hypocritical laws make sneaks and hypocrites. The

children of these laws are like the fathers of the laws. Ever since I

can remember, people have been trying to make other people temperate by

intemperate laws. I have never known of the slightest success. It is

a pity that Christ manufactured wine, a pity that Paul took heart and

thanked God when he saw the sign of the Three Taverns; a pity that

Jehovah put alcohol in almost everything that grows; a great pity that

prayer-meetings are not more popular than saloons; a pity that our

workingmen do not amuse themselves reading religious papers and the

genealogies in the Old Testament.

Rum has caused many quarrels and many murders.

Religion has caused many wars and covered countless fields with dead.

Of course, all men should be temperate,--should avoid excess--should

keep the golden path between extremes--should gather roses, not thorns.

The only way to make men temperate is to develop the brain.

When passions and appetites are stronger than the intellect, men are

savages; when the intellect governs the passions, when the

passions are servants, men are civilized. The people need

education--facts--philosophy. Drunkenness is one form of intemperance,

prohibition is another form. Another trouble is that these little laws

and ordinances can not be enforced.

Both parties want votes, and to get votes they will allow unpopular laws

to sleep, neglected, and finally refuse to enforce them. These spasms of

virtue, these convulsions of conscience are soon over, and then comes a

long period of neglectful rest.

*****

THE OLD AND NEW YEAR.--For countless ages the old earth has been making,

in alternating light and shade, in gleam and gloom, the whirling circuit

of the sun, leaving the record of its flight in many forms--in leaves of

stone, in growth of tree and vine and flower, in glittering gems of many

hues, in curious forms of monstrous life, in ravages of flood and flame,

in fossil fragments stolen from decay by chance, in molten masses hurled

from lips of fire, in gorges worn by waveless, foamless cataracts of

ice, in coast lines beaten back by the imprisoned sea, in mountain

ranges and in ocean reefs, in islands lifted from the underworld--in

continents submerged and given back to light and life.

Another year has joined his shadowy fellows in the wide and voiceless

desert of the past, where, from the eternal hour-glass forever fall the

sands of time. Another year, with all its joy and grief, of birth and

death, of failure and success--of love and hate. And now, the first day

of the new o'er arches all. Standing between the buried and the babe, we

cry, "Farewell and Hail!"--January 1,1893.

*****

KNOWLEDGE consists in the perception of facts, their

relations--conditions, modes and results of action. Experience is the

foundation of knowledge--without experience it is impossible to know.

It may be that experience can be transmitted--inherited. Suppose that an

infinite being existed in infinite space. He being the only existence,

what knowledge could he gain by experience? He could see nothing, hear

nothing, feel nothing. He would have no use for what we call the senses.

Could he use what we call the faculties of the mind? He could not

compare, remember, hope or fear. He could not reason. How could he

know that he existed? How could he use force? There was in the universe

nothing that would resist--nothing.

*****

Most men are economical when dealing with abundance, hoarding gold and

wasting time--throwing away the sunshine of life--the few remaining

hours, and hugging to their shriveled hearts that which they do not and

cannot even expect to use. Old age should enjoy the luxury of giving.

How divine to live in the atmosphere, the climate of gratitude! The men

who clutch and fiercely hold and look at wife and children with eyes

dimmed by age and darkened by suspicion, giving naught until the end,

then give to death the gratitude that should have been their own.

*****

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