I regret that I cannot be "in clover" with you on the 28th instant.

A wonderful thing is clover! It means honey and cream,--that is to say,

industry and contentment,--that is to say, the happy bees in perfumed

fields, and at the cottage gate "bos" the bountiful serenely chewing

satisfaction's cud, in that blessed twilight pause that like a

benediction falls between all toil and sleep.

This clover makes me dream of happy hours; of childhood's rosy cheeks;

of dimpled babes; of wholesome, loving wives; of honest men; of springs

and brooks and violets and all there is of stainless joy in peaceful

human life.

A wonderful word is "clover"! Drop the "c," and you have the happiest

of mankind. Drop the "r," and "c," and you have left the only thing that

makes a heaven of this dull and barren earth. Drop the "r," and there

remains a warm, deceitful bud that sweetens breath and keeps the peace

in countless homes whose masters frequent clubs. After all, Bottom was

right:

"Good hay, sweet hay, hath no fellow."

Yours sincerely and regretfully,

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