CHAPTER LXX.

We stopped some time at one of the plantations, to rest ourselves and

refresh the horses. We had a chatty conversation with several gentlemen

present; but there was one person, a middle aged man, with an absent look

in his face, who simply glanced up, gave us good-day and lapsed again

into the meditations which our coming had interrupted. The planters

whispered us not to mind him--crazy. They said he was in the Islands for

his health; was a preacher; his home, Michigan. They said that if he

woke up presently and fell to talking about a correspondence which he had

some time held with Mr. Greeley about a trifle of some kind, we must

humor him and listen with interest; and we must humor his fancy that this

correspondence was the talk of the world.

It was easy to see that he was a gentle creature and that his madness had

nothing vicious in it. He looked pale, and a little worn, as if with

perplexing thought and anxiety of mind. He sat a long time, looking at

the floor, and at intervals muttering to himself and nodding his head

acquiescingly or shaking it in mild protest. He was lost in his thought,

or in his memories. We continued our talk with the planters, branching

from subject to subject. But at last the word "circumstance," casually

dropped, in the course of conversation, attracted his attention and

brought an eager look into his countenance. He faced about in his chair

and said:

"Circumstance? What circumstance? Ah, I know--I know too well. So you

have heard of it too." [With a sigh.] "Well, no matter--all the world

has heard of it. All the world. The whole world. It is a large world,

too, for a thing to travel so far in--now isn't it? Yes, yes--the

Greeley correspondence with Erickson has created the saddest and

bitterest controversy on both sides of the ocean--and still they keep it

up! It makes us famous, but at what a sorrowful sacrifice! I was so

sorry when I heard that it had caused that bloody and distressful war

over there in Italy. It was little comfort to me, after so much

bloodshed, to know that the victors sided with me, and the vanquished

with Greeley.--It is little comfort to know that Horace Greeley is

responsible for the battle of Sadowa, and not me.

"Queen Victoria wrote me that she felt just as I did about it--she said

that as much as she was opposed to Greeley and the spirit he showed in

the correspondence with me, she would not have had Sadowa happen for

hundreds of dollars. I can show you her letter, if you would like to see

it. But gentlemen, much as you may think you know about that unhappy

correspondence, you cannot know the straight of it till you hear it from

my lips. It has always been garbled in the journals, and even in

history. Yes, even in history--think of it! Let me--please let me, give

you the matter, exactly as it occurred. I truly will not abuse your

confidence."

Then he leaned forward, all interest, all earnestness, and told his

story--and told it appealingly, too, and yet in the simplest and most

unpretentious way; indeed, in such a way as to suggest to one, all the

time, that this was a faithful, honorable witness, giving evidence in the

sacred interest of justice, and under oath. He said:

"Mrs. Beazeley--Mrs. Jackson Beazeley, widow, of the village of

Campbellton, Kansas,--wrote me about a matter which was near her heart

--a matter which many might think trivial, but to her it was a thing of

deep concern. I was living in Michigan, then--serving in the ministry.

She was, and is, an estimable woman--a woman to whom poverty and hardship

have proven incentives to industry, in place of discouragements.

Her only treasure was her son William, a youth just verging upon manhood;

religious, amiable, and sincerely attached to agriculture. He was the

widow's comfort and her pride. And so, moved by her love for him, she

wrote me about a matter, as I have said before, which lay near her heart

--because it lay near her boy's. She desired me to confer with

Mr. Greeley about turnips. Turnips were the dream of her child's young

ambition. While other youths were frittering away in frivolous

amusements the precious years of budding vigor which God had given them

for useful preparation, this boy was patiently enriching his mind with

information concerning turnips. The sentiment which he felt toward the

turnip was akin to adoration. He could not think of the turnip without

emotion; he could not speak of it calmly; he could not contemplate it

without exaltation. He could not eat it without shedding tears. All the

poetry in his sensitive nature was in sympathy with the gracious

vegetable. With the earliest pipe of dawn he sought his patch, and when

the curtaining night drove him from it he shut himself up with his books

and garnered statistics till sleep overcame him. On rainy days he sat

and talked hours together with his mother about turnips. When company

came, he made it his loving duty to put aside everything else and

converse with them all the day long of his great joy in the turnip.

"And yet, was this joy rounded and complete? Was there no secret alloy of

unhappiness in it? Alas, there was. There was a canker gnawing at his

heart; the noblest inspiration of his soul eluded his endeavor--viz: he

could not make of the turnip a climbing vine. Months went by; the bloom

forsook his cheek, the fire faded out of his eye; sighings and

abstraction usurped the place of smiles and cheerful converse. But a

watchful eye noted these things and in time a motherly sympathy unsealed

the secret. Hence the letter to me. She pleaded for attention--she said

her boy was dying by inches.

"I was a stranger to Mr. Greeley, but what of that? The matter was

urgent. I wrote and begged him to solve the difficult problem if

possible and save the student's life. My interest grew, until it partook

of the anxiety of the mother. I waited in much suspense.--At last the

answer came.

"I found that I could not read it readily, the handwriting being

unfamiliar and my emotions somewhat wrought up. It seemed to refer in

part to the boy's case, but chiefly to other and irrelevant matters--such

as paving-stones, electricity, oysters, and something which I took to be

'absolution' or 'agrarianism,' I could not be certain which; still, these

appeared to be simply casual mentions, nothing more; friendly in spirit,

without doubt, but lacking the connection or coherence necessary to make

them useful.--I judged that my understanding was affected by my feelings,

and so laid the letter away till morning.

"In the morning I read it again, but with difficulty and uncertainty

still, for I had lost some little rest and my mental vision seemed

clouded. The note was more connected, now, but did not meet the

emergency it was expected to meet. It was too discursive. It appeared

to read as follows, though I was not certain of some of the words:

"Polygamy dissembles majesty; extracts redeem polarity; causes

hitherto exist. Ovations pursue wisdom, or warts inherit and

condemn. Boston, botany, cakes, folony undertakes, but who shall

allay? We fear not. Yrxwly,

HEVACE EVEELOJ.'

"But there did not seem to be a word about turnips. There seemed to be

no suggestion as to how they might be made to grow like vines. There was

not even a reference to the Beazeleys. I slept upon the matter; I ate no

supper, neither any breakfast next morning. So I resumed my work with a

brain refreshed, and was very hopeful. Now the letter took a different

aspect-all save the signature, which latter I judged to be only a

harmless affectation of Hebrew. The epistle was necessarily from Mr.

Greeley, for it bore the printed heading of The Tribune, and I had

written to no one else there. The letter, I say, had taken a different

aspect, but still its language was eccentric and avoided the issue. It

now appeared to say:

"Bolivia extemporizes mackerel; borax esteems polygamy; sausages

wither in the east. Creation perdu, is done; for woes inherent one

can damn. Buttons, buttons, corks, geology underrates but we shall

allay. My beer's out. Yrxwly,

HEVACE EVEELOJ.'

"I was evidently overworked. My comprehension was impaired. Therefore I

gave two days to recreation, and then returned to my task greatly

refreshed. The letter now took this form:

"Poultices do sometimes choke swine; tulips reduce posterity; causes

leather to resist. Our notions empower wisdom, her let's afford

while we can. Butter but any cakes, fill any undertaker, we'll wean

him from his filly. We feel hot.

Yrxwly, HEVACE EVEELOJ.'

"I was still not satisfied. These generalities did not meet the

question. They were crisp, and vigorous, and delivered with a confidence

that almost compelled conviction; but at such a time as this, with a

human life at stake, they seemed inappropriate, worldly, and in bad

taste. At any other time I would have been not only glad, but proud, to

receive from a man like Mr. Greeley a letter of this kind, and would have

studied it earnestly and tried to improve myself all I could; but now,

with that poor boy in his far home languishing for relief, I had no heart

for learning.

"Three days passed by, and I read the note again. Again its tenor had

changed. It now appeared to say:

"Potations do sometimes wake wines; turnips restrain passion; causes

necessary to state. Infest the poor widow; her lord's effects will

be void. But dirt, bathing, etc., etc., followed unfairly, will

worm him from his folly--so swear not.

Yrxwly, HEVACE EVEELOJ.'

"This was more like it. But I was unable to proceed. I was too much

worn. The word 'turnips' brought temporary joy and encouragement, but my

strength was so much impaired, and the delay might be so perilous for the

boy, that I relinquished the idea of pursuing the translation further,

and resolved to do what I ought to have done at first. I sat down and

wrote Mr. Greeley as follows:

"DEAR SIR: I fear I do not entirely comprehend your kind note. It

cannot be possible, Sir, that 'turnips restrain passion'--at least

the study or contemplation of turnips cannot--for it is this very

employment that has scorched our poor friend's mind and sapped his

bodily strength.--But if they do restrain it, will you bear with us

a little further and explain how they should be prepared? I observe

that you say 'causes necessary to state,' but you have omitted to

state them.

"Under a misapprehension, you seem to attribute to me interested

motives in this matter--to call it by no harsher term. But I assure

you, dear sir, that if I seem to be 'infesting the widow,' it is all

seeming, and void of reality. It is from no seeking of mine that I

am in this position. She asked me, herself, to write you. I never

have infested her--indeed I scarcely know her. I do not infest

anybody. I try to go along, in my humble way, doing as near right

as I can, never harming anybody, and never throwing out

insinuations. As for 'her lord and his effects,' they are of no

interest to me. I trust I have effects enough of my own--shall

endeavor to get along with them, at any rate, and not go mousing

around to get hold of somebody's that are 'void.' But do you not

see?--this woman is a widow--she has no 'lord.' He is dead--or

pretended to be, when they buried him. Therefore, no amount of

'dirt, bathing,' etc., etc., howsoever 'unfairly followed' will be

likely to 'worm him from his folly'--if being dead and a ghost is

'folly.' Your closing remark is as unkind as it was uncalled for;

and if report says true you might have applied it to yourself, sir,

with more point and less impropriety.

Very Truly Yours, SIMON ERICKSON.

"In the course of a few days, Mr. Greely did what would have saved a

world of trouble, and much mental and bodily suffering and

misunderstanding, if he had done it sooner. To wit, he sent an

intelligible rescript or translation of his original note, made in a

plain hand by his clerk. Then the mystery cleared, and I saw that his

heart had been right, all the time. I will recite the note in its

clarified form:

[Translation.]

'Potatoes do sometimes make vines; turnips remain passive: cause

unnecessary to state. Inform the poor widow her lad's efforts will

be vain. But diet, bathing, etc. etc., followed uniformly, will

wean him from his folly--so fear not.

Yours, HORACE GREELEY.'

"But alas, it was too late, gentlemen--too late. The criminal delay had

done its work--young Beazely was no more. His spirit had taken its

flight to a land where all anxieties shall be charmed away, all desires

gratified, all ambitions realized. Poor lad, they laid him to his rest

with a turnip in each hand."

So ended Erickson, and lapsed again into nodding, mumbling, and

abstraction. The company broke up, and left him so.... But they did not

say what drove him crazy. In the momentary confusion, I forgot to ask.

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