CHAPTER LXIX.

Bound for Hawaii (a hundred and fifty miles distant,) to visit the great

volcano and behold the other notable things which distinguish that island

above the remainder of the group, we sailed from Honolulu on a certain

Saturday afternoon, in the good schooner Boomerang.

The Boomerang was about as long as two street cars, and about as wide as

one. She was so small (though she was larger than the majority of the

inter-island coasters) that when I stood on her deck I felt but little

smaller than the Colossus of Rhodes must have felt when he had a

man-of-war under him. I could reach the water when she lay over under a

strong breeze. When the Captain and my comrade (a Mr. Billings), myself

and four other persons were all assembled on the little after portion of

the deck which is sacred to the cabin passengers, it was full--there was

not room for any more quality folks. Another section of the deck, twice

as large as ours, was full of natives of both sexes, with their customary

dogs, mats, blankets, pipes, calabashes of poi, fleas, and other luxuries

and baggage of minor importance. As soon as we set sail the natives all

lay down on the deck as thick as negroes in a slave-pen, and smoked,

conversed, and spit on each other, and were truly sociable.

The little low-ceiled cabin below was rather larger than a hearse, and as

dark as a vault. It had two coffins on each side--I mean two bunks.

A small table, capable of accommodating three persons at dinner, stood

against the forward bulkhead, and over it hung the dingiest whale oil

lantern that ever peopled the obscurity of a dungeon with ghostly shapes.

The floor room unoccupied was not extensive. One might swing a cat in

it, perhaps, but not a long cat. The hold forward of the bulkhead had

but little freight in it, and from morning till night a portly old

rooster, with a voice like Baalam's ass, and the same disposition to use

it, strutted up and down in that part of the vessel and crowed. He

usually took dinner at six o'clock, and then, after an hour devoted to

meditation, he mounted a barrel and crowed a good part of the night.

He got hoarser all the time, but he scorned to allow any personal

consideration to interfere with his duty, and kept up his labors in

defiance of threatened diphtheria.

Sleeping was out of the question when he was on watch. He was a source

of genuine aggravation and annoyance. It was worse than useless to shout

at him or apply offensive epithets to him--he only took these things for

applause, and strained himself to make more noise. Occasionally, during

the day, I threw potatoes at him through an aperture in the bulkhead, but

he only dodged and went on crowing.

The first night, as I lay in my coffin, idly watching the dim lamp

swinging to the rolling of the ship, and snuffing the nauseous odors of

bilge water, I felt something gallop over me. I turned out promptly.

However, I turned in again when I found it was only a rat. Presently

something galloped over me once more. I knew it was not a rat this time,

and I thought it might be a centipede, because the Captain had killed one

on deck in the afternoon. I turned out. The first glance at the pillow

showed me repulsive sentinel perched upon each end of it--cockroaches as

large as peach leaves--fellows with long, quivering antennae and fiery,

malignant eyes. They were grating their teeth like tobacco worms, and

appeared to be dissatisfied about something. I had often heard that

these reptiles were in the habit of eating off sleeping sailors' toe

nails down to the quick, and I would not get in the bunk any more. I lay

down on the floor. But a rat came and bothered me, and shortly afterward

a procession of cockroaches arrived and camped in my hair. In a few

moments the rooster was crowing with uncommon spirit and a party of fleas

were throwing double somersaults about my person in the wildest disorder,

and taking a bite every time they struck. I was beginning to feel really

annoyed. I got up and put my clothes on and went on deck.

The above is not overdrawn; it is a truthful sketch of inter-island

schooner life. There is no such thing as keeping a vessel in elegant

condition, when she carries molasses and Kanakas.

It was compensation for my sufferings to come unexpectedly upon so

beautiful a scene as met my eye--to step suddenly out of the sepulchral

gloom of the cabin and stand under the strong light of the moon--in the

centre, as it were, of a glittering sea of liquid silver--to see the

broad sails straining in the gale, the ship heeled over on her side, the

angry foam hissing past her lee bulwarks, and sparkling sheets of spray

dashing high over her bows and raining upon her decks; to brace myself

and hang fast to the first object that presented itself, with hat jammed

down and coat tails whipping in the breeze, and feel that exhilaration

that thrills in one's hair and quivers down his back bone when he knows

that every inch of canvas is drawing and the vessel cleaving through the

waves at her utmost speed. There was no darkness, no dimness, no

obscurity there. All was brightness, every object was vividly defined.

Every prostrate Kanaka; every coil of rope; every calabash of poi; every

puppy; every seam in the flooring; every bolthead; every object; however

minute, showed sharp and distinct in its every outline; and the shadow of

the broad mainsail lay black as a pall upon the deck, leaving Billings's

white upturned face glorified and his body in a total eclipse.

Monday morning we were close to the island of Hawaii. Two of its high

mountains were in view--Mauna Loa and Hualaiai.

The latter is an imposing peak, but being only ten thousand feet high is

seldom mentioned or heard of. Mauna Loa is said to be sixteen thousand

feet high. The rays of glittering snow and ice, that clasped its summit

like a claw, looked refreshing when viewed from the blistering climate we

were in. One could stand on that mountain (wrapped up in blankets and

furs to keep warm), and while he nibbled a snowball or an icicle to

quench his thirst he could look down the long sweep of its sides and see

spots where plants are growing that grow only where the bitter cold of

Winter prevails; lower down he could see sections devoted to production

that thrive in the temperate zone alone; and at the bottom of the

mountain he could see the home of the tufted cocoa-palms and other

species of vegetation that grow only in the sultry atmosphere of eternal

Summer. He could see all the climes of the world at a single glance of

the eye, and that glance would only pass over a distance of four or five

miles as the bird flies!

By and by we took boat and went ashore at Kailua, designing to ride

horseback through the pleasant orange and coffee region of Kona, and

rejoin the vessel at a point some leagues distant. This journey is well

worth taking. The trail passes along on high ground--say a thousand feet

above sea level--and usually about a mile distant from the ocean, which

is always in sight, save that occasionally you find yourself buried in

the forest in the midst of a rank tropical vegetation and a dense growth

of trees, whose great bows overarch the road and shut out sun and sea and

everything, and leave you in a dim, shady tunnel, haunted with invisible

singing birds and fragrant with the odor of flowers. It was pleasant to

ride occasionally in the warm sun, and feast the eye upon the

ever-changing panorama of the forest (beyond and below us), with its many

tints, its softened lights and shadows, its billowy undulations sweeping

gently down from the mountain to the sea. It was pleasant also, at

intervals, to leave the sultry sun and pass into the cool, green depths

of this forest and indulge in sentimental reflections under the

inspiration of its brooding twilight and its whispering foliage.

We rode through one orange grove that had ten thousand tree in it!

They were all laden with fruit.

At one farmhouse we got some large peaches of excellent flavor.

This fruit, as a general thing, does not do well in the Sandwich Islands.

It takes a sort of almond shape, and is small and bitter. It needs

frost, they say, and perhaps it does; if this be so, it will have a good

opportunity to go on needing it, as it will not be likely to get it.

The trees from which the fine fruit I have spoken of, came, had been

planted and replanted sixteen times, and to this treatment the proprietor

of the orchard attributed his-success.

We passed several sugar plantations--new ones and not very extensive.

The crops were, in most cases, third rattoons. [NOTE.--The first crop is

called "plant cane;" subsequent crops which spring from the original

roots, without replanting, are called "rattoons."] Almost everywhere on

the island of Hawaii sugar-cane matures in twelve months, both rattoons

and plant, and although it ought to be taken off as soon as it tassels,

no doubt, it is not absolutely necessary to do it until about four months

afterward. In Kona, the average yield of an acre of ground is two tons

of sugar, they say. This is only a moderate yield for these islands, but

would be astounding for Louisiana and most other sugar growing countries.

The plantations in Kona being on pretty high ground--up among the light

and frequent rains--no irrigation whatever is required.

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