"'EARLY CHRISTIANS.' I am sorry you cannot get these from
the Army and Navy Stores."
It sounds like the old tiger story.
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"A certain company commander, looking out of his quarters, saw
several Germans in possession of a dump not far away. Although
still in his sleeping clothes, he seized his trench tick
and rushed towards them. Why they did not fire upon him is
one of those little mysteries which will probably never be
explained."--_Daily Paper_.
Unless by the learned author of _Minor Horrors of War_, who knows all
about the fauna of the trenches.
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