CHAPTER XIX.

REVENGE.

ALL this while the Squire had been waiting for Dick in vain. At length,

his usual luncheon-time being nearly half an hour past, he gave up, and

set off down the hill, still thinking that he might meet him by the

way; but desiring Mrs. Crozier, if such should not prove the case, to

send Dick up to the Manor House that afternoon.

This, however, Mrs. Crozier had no chance of doing. Hurrying up the

fields from the riverbank, it had occurred to Dick that it would be

more prudent to dry his clothes before going home; so, taking a short

cut across the grass to the back of the Manor Farm, he made his way

to a haystack he knew of, which had been partly cut away on the sunny

side. Here, stripping off his garments, and spreading them out in the

sun, he covered himself up with the loose, warm hay, to wait and think

over the story by which he would account for his absence from dinner,

and his battered face.

Meanwhile Hal, hearing the church clock strike half-past one, had left

Maggie to take Blazer home, and had struck across the fields and past

the farm. Hot and flushed with hurrying, he arrived at the lodge gate

just as the Squire came in sight.

Hal pulled up to wait for him, glad of breathing space.

The Squire was walking briskly. "We shall deserve a scolding for

keeping lunch waiting," said he as he came up. "How come you to be late

too?—And what have you done with the other boys? By the by, have you

seen anything of Dick Crozier?"

"That's what made me late," answered Hal, guessing that his grandfather

must have met Dick in his deplorable condition. "He had enough of his

ducking, I should think."

The Squire stared. "Enough of what?"

"But you met him?" said Hal.

"Not a bit of it," returned the Squire. "I've been waiting this hour or

more in Mrs. Crozier's parlour to lecture him."

Then Hal told his tale.

Bill also had heard half-past one go, and had suddenly recollected that

he was on a promise of good behaviour. Now, he was sorely perplexed

what to do. It was clear enough that his behaviour was not exactly

good; but how to tell his story to his own credit, or, in fact, to get

believed at all, Bill was entirely at a loss. So, hungry as he was, he

did what cowards always do—kept out of it, and went wandering about the

fields behind the farm.

"I don't see much in Bill's fine promises," remarked his mother, as her

husband set foot on the threshold; "for all the Squire made himself

surety for the boy. He ought to ha' been in this hour ago; and I ha'n't

set eyes on him since nine o'clock, when he went down to school."

"'Spare the rod and spoil the child,'" quoted Mumby, sitting down

heavily in his accustomed corner by the chimney-piece. "I wouldn't ha'

let him off so easy for anybody else; but if the worst comes to the

worst, why, I must reckon up wi' him, for all the Squires in the world.

A father's got his dooty to his boy to think of first; and I ain't

agoin' to shirk mine, not for all the firmament." After which paternal

speech, he fell to work in silence on the steaming lump of steak

pudding which his wife served out to him.

"Now, wife," said he, as he pushed his plate back and got up, "when

Bill turns up, you don't give him a scrap o' this, d'ye mind?

Dinner-time's when I come in, and, if he ain't ready for his'n then,

why, he can go without, or else make shift to fill himself with bread."

And having lighted his pipe, he went out again.

But Bill, having once given way to his cowardly fears, grew less and

less brave about showing his face at home, and, as he was getting

dreadfully famished, he began to wonder how he could get a meal. He

thought of the gap in the hedge; but that was almost within sight of

home, and the men would be just returning to work. Besides, Bill had

had enough of stealing eggs. But it struck him that he might find

some small birds' eggs to suck. At the bottom of the field in the

hedge which bounded it from the orchard were some trees of which the

blackbirds were particularly fond; and to these Bill now directed his

steps, in hopes that he might find something to stay his hunger.

He was unusually lucky too. The first nest which he found contained

four or five fledglings; but the second and the third had each five

eggs in it, all of which he sucked.

"Better than nothing," said Bill to himself, as he threw the last shell

down, and prepared to descend the trunk again. "It'd take a lot o' them

to make up a goose's egg, though."

But in moving on to the next group of trees, Bill passed the haystack,

and, casting a look round, to see that no one was about, whom should he

discover but his old enemy, lying fast asleep in the hay, his clothes

spread out around him on the grass to dry?

Once out of his wet garments, and snugly covered up, with the hot May

sun shining down upon him, Dick had soon become so helplessly drowsy,

that before the lapse of many minutes, he had become oblivious to

everything, and was soundly sleeping off the effects of his cold plunge.

Bill stood still a moment in sheer amazement; then he tiptoed nearer,

with his neck outstretched, laughing to himself, to think how

completely luck had placed Dick in his power. A moment more, and he had

darted forward, gathered up the clothes, and, as swiftly as caution

would allow, had sped up the ladder with them.

"Now you're done, my fine fellow, or my name ain't Bill!" said he to

himself, as he lodged his bundle, and took up his position at the top

of the ladder, where the thatched slant was cut away. "Let's see how

you'll look running home without your clothes!"

But an hour passed, and Dick did not rouse.

At first Bill had forgotten his hunger; now he began to cast longing

looks at the branches of the trees beyond the stack. It was already

seven or eight hours since he breakfasted; and he was beginning to find

revenge rather painful.

Another half-hour went by.

Bill's patience was nearly exhausted, but Dick was still sound asleep,

entirely unconscious of the trick that had been played him.

"I wonder," exclaimed Bill, "how long he's wound up for!"

But the idea of Dick's awakening only suggested other difficulties;

for the longer Bill put off going home, the less pleasant he found the

prospect of having to face it out in the end. It would certainly make

ten times worse of it, if this should come out. Perhaps, on the whole,

it would be better to descend at once, and leave Dick to make the

discovery of his loss alone; but Bill somehow could not give up the fun.

"Let's rouse him up," said he at length; and pulling out some of

the osier switches with which the thatch was pegged, he broke them

into bits, and commenced pelting at Dick's upturned face. The first

half-dozen missed, but presently one hit the mark. Dick stirred in his

sleep, and turned over on his back, baring one arm and poking one foot

up through the hay.

Bill chuckled, and sent another missile straight for his face. This

time it missed; but the next hit hard, right in the centre of his

forehead. Dick's eyes opened, then dropped to again, and he turned over

on his other side. Bill aimed again, and hit him in the ear. This time,

up went one of Dick's hands to rub the place, and he awoke outright.

First of all, he stared round in a bewildered sort of way, as if unable

to make out his surroundings; then he examined his bare arm, and pushed

the hay back from his chest, as if to remind himself that he was

without garments. Finally he sat upright, the dry covering falling back

from his arms and shoulders.

Now was Bill's time of triumph. Feasting on Dick's look of utter

dismay, he no longer even felt his hunger. The very thought of Dick's

having to get from the farm to the top of the hill beyond the Manor

House without a rag to his back, was ample reward for all his waiting

and fasting. Bill's revenge was so delicious to the taste, that it was

all he could do to restrain his chuckles of delight. But Bill was not

going to spoil the fun. By a strong effort of self-control, he mastered

his merriment, and sat still to watch what course his unfortunate

victim would adopt.

Whilst Dick had been snugly rolled up in the hay, the Manor House boys

and their cousins, not satisfied with their morning's game at hare and

hounds, had been for a long walk round in the opposite direction; and

just as Dick sat up, hardly able to believe his eyes, yet guessing who

had played him the trick, and wondering what in the world he was to do,

up they came along the favourite pathway from the riverbank across the

fields.

Bill from the top of the stack not only heard, but saw them trooping

merrily along—Hal, on his crutches in the midst, keeping up bravely

with the rest. Dick, also, from the shelter of the stack, heard the

sound of their gay laughter, as they chattered by the way; and it just

flashed across his mind that here was an opportunity to get helped

out of his awkward predicament. Only the situation was so utterly

ridiculous, that natural pride made him shrink from exposure. He was

still hesitating, unable to make up his mind whether to call to them or

to wait till dark should lend a friendly cloak to flight, when he heard

Sigismund shout, "Who'll climb a haystack?"

Will took up the challenge, and off they raced across the grass, Hal

following at his quickest.

Will and Sigismund were first at the stack. They had scarcely reached

it, however, when there was a grand outcry, and a tremendous explosion

of laughter; for there, bolt upright, and stark naked to the waist, sat

Dick Crozier, with the most comical look of helplessness upon his face.

"Hullo!" exclaimed Will.

"Whatever are you up to?" cried Sigismund.

"A leaf out of Robinson Crusoe," yelled one of the cousins, holding his

sides; "a naked savage!"

"A what?" shouted Hal, putting on all the speed he could command.

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Dick had turned red all over.

"He's taking a sun bath," jeered Will.

"They say it's very salutary," added one of the others, his eyes

running over with merriment.

"Don't let the police catch you at it, that's all," said another, as

Dick tried to scrape the hay together round him.

Sigismund had turned back towards Hal, who by this time was nearly at

the spot. "It's Dick Crozier," called he.

"Dick Crozier!" echoed Hal. "What's the matter?"

The next instant, however, the question answered itself, and for a

brief space Hal was at a loss whether to laugh or look serious.

"But where are your clothes?" asked he at length, in a tone of

incredulity.

"Goodness knows," answered Dick snappishly, "Gone."

"But how did you get out of them?" asked Hal further.

"Took 'em off," said Dick in a surly voice.

"Queer place to choose," put in Will.

"But what have you done with them?" asked Hal, utterly at a loss.

"Nothing!" exclaimed Dick indignantly. "They're gone."

"Gone?"

"Can't you understand!" broke out Dick, with injured dignity most

ludicrous to behold. "Some one's taken 'em."

The others roared with laughter anew; but the whole thing suddenly

flashed upon Hal. Dick, afraid to go home, had conceived the idea of

drying his clothes in the sun; and Bill, finding him there asleep, had

played him this waggish but shameful trick.

Hal didn't laugh.

"Run for some clothes, one of you," ordered he; "to the cottages will

be quickest. Bill shall answer for this—the mean scoundrel!" added he,

in a tone of voice that changed the expression of that youth's face in

a twinkling, and made the others look in awe at Hal.

Sigismund, always ready to do his elder brother's bidding, dashed off,

followed by one of his cousins; but at that instant, Will, recollecting

what they had come for, glanced upward, and caught sight of Bill.

"Hullo!" cried he. "There he is! Look! Look! Up there!"

All eyes were instantly directed to the top of the stack. But Bill,

suddenly arriving at the determination that it would be more prudent to

make off, had scrambled to the ridge, and over; and all of him except

his hands had disappeared.

"Why! He's got the clothes up there!" exclaimed one of the cousins,

catching sight of the bundle.

"I'm going up," said Will, setting foot on the ladder.

"Stop, stop!" cried Hal, afraid of a tussle at such a height from the

ground, and half hoping that some one would come back from the cottages

with Sigismund, and see fair play. "Let be till Sidge and Watt come

back."

But Bill had caught Will's words like a shot, and, determined upon

escape at all costs, had let go the ridge. Almost the same instant they

heard a heavy thud upon the ground.

"What was that?" cried Will and the two cousins in a breath.

Hal turned white.

"He has never jumped it?" cried he.

Not a sound came from the other side of the stack; but there was

scarcely a doubt as to what had happened. For a moment none of them

dared stir; then Hal put one crutch forward, and nerved himself for the

awful possibility, praying as he went,—"God grant he isn't dead!"

On the grass, a yard or so from the foot of the stack, lay Bill, white

as a sheet. At first sight Hal uttered a cry of horror, thinking that

his worst fears were realized. But at the sound of his voice Bill's

eyes opened.

"My leg!" moaned he. "My leg!"

The right leg was doubled backwards underneath him, broken at the thigh.

"Here!" shouted Hal. "Help! Where are you all? Won't anybody lend a

hand?"

The others had followed him, however, and were closer than he knew

of. Half-a-dozen hands were instantly stretched out; Bill was quickly

lifted, and the injured limb straightened.

"Bring him round on to the hay," directed Hal. "He'll lie easier there,

whilst you go for help."

So Bill was carried round to where Dick sat—now shivering with terror

and alarm.

"He'll want a stretcher," said Hal next. "You three can't carry him;

and I should think it will be a case for the Infirmary."

The three boys declared themselves quite equal to the task of carrying

Bill, and were anxious to start at once. But as they were in the midst

of a warm debate with Hal, who stood out for the superior merits of a

stretcher, the sound of footsteps announced the return of Sigismund and

Watt.

"Grandfather is behind," shouted Sigismund triumphantly, as he

advanced. "Now we shall see fair play."

The Squire had been up the hill to Mrs. Crozier's again, after hearing

Hal's account of Dick's ducking; and perplexed at finding him still

absent, had proceeded to Mrs. Mumby's cottage, to hear what Bill had to

tell on the subject. Learning from Sigismund the fresh turn of affairs,

he now at once followed to the scene of action, Mrs. Mumby hurrying

after, vowing punishment on Bill for this fresh escapade, and carrying

his Sunday suit for Dick.

Seeing Mrs. Mumby, Hal, with a quick thought for her mother's heart, at

once started forward.

"Don't be frightened," called he, as he swung himself towards her;

"it's only his leg. Bill went and tried to jump down from the top, and

he has broken his thigh."

Of course, as neither Mrs. Mumby nor the Squire knew anything about the

"king o' the haystack" position which Bill had for the last three hours

enjoyed, further explanation was called for. But Hal soon put them in

possession of the principal facts—how Will had caught sight of the

young rascal, and started to go up after him; and how Bill, resolved

not to be caught, had left his hold and slidden down with a rush.

In another minute, Will and Sigismund were racing to the farmyard, with

the Squire's orders that a cart be brought round at once, to convey

Bill to the Infirmary.

"Well, young man," said the Squire, as he stood over Bill awaiting

their return, "I should think that you have had lessons enough by this

time. For, remember, this all comes of getting through a hedge to steal

goose eggs."

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