“At fifteen there came an emancipation of mind and speech from

schoolgirl habits. A defensive assumption of impertinent reserve, varied

by fits of superficial garrulity, gave way to real thoughtfulness,

to natural amiability. Then came, too, an emboldenment of the facial

outline, a constancy to the colour of the cheeks, a certainty of gait,

and the first perceptible roundness of contour beneath the neck.

“At sixteen she had adorable hands, and she could wear short sleeves

with impunity. A rational, unforced, and coherent vivacity had now

revealed itself as a characteristic of her mode and conversation. Her

ankles had long before that grown too sightly to be exhibited. Such is

so-called civilization! Her hair seemed to darken before one's eyes. The

oval of her face attracted the attention of more than one of my artist

friends.

“At seventeen she had learned what styles of attire, what arrangements

of her hair, were best suited to display effectively her comeliness.

“This was one of the greatest steps of all.

“The simplest draperies, she found, the least complicated headgear, were

most advantageous to her appearance.

“A taste for reading the most ideal and artistic of books, as well as

her liking for poetry, the theatre, music, and pictures had implanted

that exalted something in her face which cannot be otherwise acquired.

“When she was eighteen people on the street turned to look at her as she

passed.

“At nineteen her figure was unsurpassable. Indeed, I think there cannot

be a more beautiful and charming woman in America. She is now twenty.

“It was my privilege to view closely the bursting of this bud into

bloom.”

The fin de siècle versewright became silent and lighted a fresh

cigarette.

“Will you permit me to ask,” said I, “what were the especial facilities

that you had for observing this evolution?”

“Yes,” he answered, softly, a tender look coming into his eyes. “She is

my wife. She was thirteen when I married her. Suddenly placed without

means of subsistence, knowing nothing of the world, she came to me. I

could see no other way. We are very happy together.”

The pretty narrative of the rhymer put each of us in a delectable mood.

The notes of a harp and violins came from the lower deck in the form of

a seductive Italian melody. White sails dotted the far-reaching sea.

XIX. -- A MAN WHO WAS NO GOOD

Hearken to the tale of how fortune fell to the widow of Busted Blake.

The outcome has shown that “Busted” was not radically bad. But he was

wretchedly weak of will to reject an opportunity of having another drink

with the boys--or with the girls--or with anybody or with nobody.

In the days of his ascendancy, when he was a young and newly married

architect, he was a buyer of drinks for others. Waiters in cafés vied

with each other in showing readiness to take his orders. He was rated a

jolly good fellow then. No one would have supposed it destined that

some fine night a leering barroom wit should reply to his whispered

application for a small loan by pouring a half-glass of whiskey upon his

head and saying:

“I hereby christen thee 'Busted.'”

The title stuck. Blake, through continued impecuniosity, lost all shame

of it in time; lost, too, his self-respect and his wife. Mrs. Blake, a

gentle and pretty little brunette, had wedded him against the will of

her parents. She had trusted, for his safety, to the allurements of his

future, which everybody said was bright, and to his love for her.

The years of tearful nights, the pleadings, the reproaches, the seesaw

of hope and despair, need not here be dwelt upon. They would make an old

story, and some of the details might be shocking to the young person.

They reached a culmination one day when she said to him:

“You love drink better than you love me. I have done with you.”

She was a woman and took a woman's view of the case.

When he came back to their rooms that night, she was not there. Then he

knew how much he loved her and how much he had underestimated his love.

She did not go to her parents. There was a very musty proverb that she

knew would meet her on the threshold. “You made your bed, now lie on

it.” Her father was a man of no originality, hence he would have put it

in that way.

She got employment in a photograph gallery, where she made herself

useful by being ornamental, sitting behind a desk in the anteroom.

I know not what duties devolve upon the woman who occupies that post

in the average photographer's service; whatever they are she performed

them. But within a very short time after she had left the “bed and

board” of Busted Blake, she had to ask for a vacation. She spent it in

a hospital and Busted became a father. She resumed her chair behind the

photographer's desk in due time, found a boarding-house where infants

were not tabooed, and managed to subsist, and to care for her child--a

girl.

Somebody lived in that boarding-house who knew Busted Blake, and it was

through inquiries resulting from, this somebody's jocularly calling him

“papa” one night in a saloon that Busted was made aware of his accession

to the paternal relation.

When the poor wretch heard the news, he made a prodigious effort to keep

his face composed. But the muscles would not be resisted. He burst out

crying, and he laid his head upon his arm upon a beer-flooded table and

wept copiously, causing a sudden hush to fall upon the crowd of

topers and a group to gather around his table and stare at him,--some

mystified, some grinning, none understanding.

The next day he made a herculean effort to pull himself together. He

obtained a position as draughtsman from one who had known him in his

respectable period, and he went tremblingly and sheepishly to call upon

his wife and child.

The consequence of his visit was a reunion, which endured for two whole

weeks. At the end of that time she cast him off in utter scorn.

How he lived for the next two years can be only known to those who are

familiar through experience with the existence of people who ask other

people on the street for a few cents toward a night's lodging. By those

who knew him he was said to be “no good to himself or any one else.” He

acquired the raggedness, the impudence, the phraseology of the vagabond

class. He would hang on the edge of a party of men drinking together

in front of a bar, on the slim chance of being “counted in” when the

question went round, “What'll you have?” He was perpetually being

impelled out of saloons at foot-race speed by the officials whose

function it is, in barrooms, to substitute an objectionable person's

room for his company.

One winter Sunday morning he slept late on a bench in a public square.

Awakened by an officer, he arose to go. Hazy in head and stiff at

joints, he slightly staggered. He heard behind him the cooing laugh of

a child. He looked around. It was himself that had awakened the infant's

mirth--or that strange something which precedes the dawn of a sense of

humour in children. The smiling babe was in a child's carriage which a

plainly dressed woman was pushing. He looked at the woman. It was his

wife and the pretty child was his own.

He walked rapidly from the place, and on the same day he decided to

leave the city. He had herded with vagrants of the touring class. The

methods of free transportation by means of freight-trains and free

living, by means of beggary and small thievery in country towns, were no

secret to him. He walked to the suburbs, and at nightfall he scrambled

up the side of a coal-car in a train slowly moving westward.

What hunger he suffered, what cold he endured, what bread he begged,

what police station cells he passed nights in, what human scum he

associated with, what thirst he quenched, and with what incredibly bad

whiskey, are particulars not for this unobjectionable narrative, for do

they not belong to low life? And who nowadays can tolerate low life

in print unless it be redeemed by a rustic environment and a laboured

exposition of clodhopper English and primitive expletives? Low life

outside of a dialect story and a dreary village? Never!

Mrs. Blake and the child lived in a fair degree of comfort upon the

mother's wages, but often the mother shuddered at thought of what might

happen should she ever lose her position at the photographer's.

Consumption had its hold on Busted Blake when he arrived in the

mining-town called Get-there City, in Kansas, one evening. Get-there

City had not gotten there beyond a single straggling street of shanties.

But it had acquired a saloon, although liquor-selling had already been

forbidden in Kansas.

Busted Blake, with ten cents in his clothes, entered the saloon and

asked in an asthmatic voice for as much whiskey as that sum was good

for.

While awaiting a response, his eyes turned toward the only other

persons in the saloon,--three burly, bearded miners of the conventional

big-hatted, big-booted, and big-voiced type. Above their heads and

against the wall was this sign, lettered roughly with charcoal, under a

crudely drawn death's head:

“Five thousand dollars will be paid by the undersigned to the widow of

the sneaking hound that informs on this saloon. This is no meer bluf. P.

GIBBS.”

Blake, after a brief coughing fit, looked up at the man behind the

bar,--a great thick-necked fellow with a mien of authority, and yet with

a certain bluff honesty expressed about his eyes and lips. This man,

whose air of proprietorship convinced Blake that he could be none other

than P. Gibbs, had first looked sneeringly at the ten cents, but had

shown some small sign of pity on hearing the ominous cough of the

attenuated vagrant. He set forth a bottle and glass.

“Help yerself,” said P. Gibbs. While Blake was doing so, Mr. Gibbs went

on:

“Bad cough o' yourn. Y' mightn't guess it, but that same cough runs in

my fam'ly. It took off a brother, but it skipped me.”

Here was a bond of sympathy between the big, law-defying saloon-keeper

and the frail toper from the East. Busted Blake drained his glass and

presently coughed again. P. Gibbs again set forth the bottle, and this

time he drank with Blake. Before long, by dint of repeated fits of

coughing on the part of Blake, the sympathy of P. Gibbs was so worked

upon that he invited the three miners in the saloon to join him and the

stranger.

Blake slept in a corner of the saloon that night. He left the next

morning, a curious expression of resolution on his face.

During the next three weeks he was now and then alluded to in P. Gibbs's

saloon as the “coughing stranger.”

In the middle of the third week, at nine o'clock in the evening, when

the lamps in P. Gibbs's saloon were exerting their smallest degree of

dimness and the bar was doing a good business, the door opened and in

staggered Busted Blake. His staggering on this occasion was manifestly

not due to drink. His face had the hideous concavities of a starved man

and the uncertainty of his gait was the token of a mortal feebleness.

His emaciation was painful to behold. His eyes glowed like huge gems.

The crowd of miners looked at him with surprise as he entered.

“The coughing stranger!” cried one.

“The coffin stranger, you mean,” said another.

Busted Blake lurched over to the bar. His eyes met those of P. Gibbs on

the other side, and the latter reached for a whiskey-bottle.

Blake fumbled in his pocket and brought forth a piece of soiled paper,

which he laid on the bar under the glance of P. Gibbs.

“Keep that!” said Blake, in a husky voice, whose service he compelled

with much effort. “And keep your word, too! That's where you'll find

her.”

P. Gibbs picked up the paper.

“What do you mean?” he asked.

“That woman's name there. It's the name of my widow; the address, too,

of a photograph man who will tell you where she is. Get the money to her

quick, before the governor and the troops comes down on you to close you

up. And don't let her know how it comes about. Pick a man to take it to

her,--let him pay his expenses out of it,--a man you can trust, and make

him tell her I made it somehow, mining or something, so she'll take it.

You know.”

P. Gibbs, who had listened with increasing amazement, opened wide his

eyes and drew his revolver. He spoke in a strangely low, repressed

voice:

“Stranger, do you mean to say--”

“Yes, that's it,” shrieked Busted Blake, turning toward the crowd of

intensely interested onlookers. “And I call on all you here to witness

and to hold him to his word. That's no mere bluff he says in his notice

there, and I'm the sneaking hound that informed. My widow is entitled to

$5,000. I did it in Topeka, and for proof, see this newspaper.”

P. Gibbs fired a shot from his revolver through the newspaper that Blake

pulled from his shirt. Then the saloon-keeper brought his weapon on a

level with Blake's face.

“It's good your boots is on!” said P. Gibbs, ironically.

But he did not fire. Blake stood perfectly still, awaiting the shot, and

feebly laughing.

So the two remained for some moments, until Blake suddenly sank to the

floor, quite exhausted. He died within a half-hour on the saloon floor,

his head resting in the palm of P. Gibbs, who knelt by his side and

tried to revive him.

At the next dawn, a man whom they called Big Andy started East, and the

piece of paper that Blake handed to P. Gibbs was not all that he took

with him. The United States marshal arrived and duly closed Gibbs's

saloon, which reopened very shortly afterward, minus the $5,000 offer.

And Big Andy found the widow of Busted Blake, to whom he told a bit of

fiction in accounting for the legacy conveyed by him to her that would

have imposed upon the most incredulous legatee. When she had recovered

from the surprise of finding herself and her child provided with the

means of surviving the possible loss of her situation, she forgave the

late Busted, and there was a flow of tears unusual to a boarding-house

parlour and unnerving to Big Andy.

Presently she asked Andy whether he knew what her husband's last words

had been.

“Yep,” said Andy. “I heard'm plain and clear. Pete Gibbs,--the other

executor of the will, you know,--Pete says, 'It's all right, pardner,

me and Andy'll see to it,' and then your husband says, 'Thank Gawd I've

been some good to her and the child at last.'”

Which account was entirely correct. When Big Andy had returned to

Get-there City, and related how he had performed his mission, he added:

“I'd been such a lovely liar all through, it's a shame I had to go an'

spoil the story by puttin' in some truth at the finish.”

They put up a wooden grave-mark where Blake was buried, and after his

name they cut in the wood this testimonial:

“A tenderfoot that was some good to his folks at last.”

XX. -- MR. THORNBERRY'S ELDORADO

Near the uneven road among the hills a small field of stony ground lay

between woods and cultivated land. Nothing grew upon it and no house

could be seen from it. The sun beat upon it and crows flew over it to

and from the woods.

Along the road trudged a thin old negro with stooping back and gray

wool. His knees were bent and his cumbrously shod feet pointed far

outward from his line of progress. He wore an aged frock coat and

a battered stiff hat, although the month was June. His small face,

beginning with a smoothly curved forehead and ending with a cleanly

cut chin, was mild and conciliating, shiny, and of the colour of light

chocolate. He carried a tin bucket full of cherries. Pop Thornberry was

returning to the town.

Pop, whose proper name was Moses, and who was a deacon in the African

Methodist Church, made his living this way and that way. He did odd jobs

for people, and he fished and hunted when fishing and hunting were in

season.

On this June day he had risen early and walked three miles to pick

cherries “on shares.” He had picked ten quarts and left four of them

with the farmer whose trees had produced them. At six cents a quart he

would profit thirty-six cents by his walk of six miles and his work of a

half-day.

The sun was scorching and Pop was tired. He decided to rest in the

barren field, at its very edge in shade of the woods. He climbed

the zigzag fence with some labour and at the expense of a few of his

cherries. He sat down upon a little knob of earth, took off his hat,

drew a red handkerchief from the inside thereof, and slowly wiped his

perspiring brow.

He looked up at the sky, which was so brightly blue that it made his

eyes blink. He sought optical relief in the dark green of the woods.

Then, in steadying his pail of cherries between his legs, he turned his

glance to the ground in front of him.

His attention was caught by a lump of earth that sparkled at points In

the sun's rays, a mere clod composed of clay and mica, lying In the

dry bed of a bygone streamlet. Because it glittered he picked it up and

examined it. After a time he bethought him that he was yet two and a

half miles from town and very hungry. He arose, somewhat stiff, and put

the shining clod in his coat-tail pocket. On his way back to the road

he noticed other little earth lumps that shone. He resumed his walk

townward, his knees shaking regularly at every step, as was their wont.

At three o'clock in the afternoon he had reached home, sold his

cherries, and dined on dried beef and bread in his little unpainted

wooden house on the edge of the creek at the back of the town.

He owned his house and a small lot upon which it stood. Near it was a

flour-mill, whose owner held a mortgage upon Pop's house and lot. The

old negro had been compelled to borrow $200 to pay bills incurred during

the illness and subsequent funeral of the late Mrs. Thornberry, and thus

to avoid a sheriff's sale. Hence came the mortgage. It would expire

on the 10th of September. Pop was almost ready to meet that date. He

already had $192 hidden in his cellar, unknown to any one.

He had heard rumours of the mill-owner's desire to build an addition

to his mill. To do this would necessitate the acquisition of contiguous

property. But Pop had not suspected any ulterior motive when the miller

had offered to lend him the money.

“I kin soon lay by 'nuff t' pay off d' mohgage, w'en I ain't got no one

but m'se'f t' puvvide foh no moah,” he had said, after the loan had been

made.

And, having dined on this June day, he took twenty cents from the amount

received for cherries and placed it in a cigar-box to be added to the

$192. He kept that sixteen cents with which to purchase provisions

for to-morrow, and then he walked down the quiet street to the railway

station. He often made a dime by carrying some one's satchel from the

station to the hotel.

The railroad division superintendent, a well-fed and easy-going man,

came down from his office on the second floor of the station building

and saw Pop sitting on a baggage-truck. The old negro, forgetful of the

clod in his coat-tail pocket, had felt it when he sat down. He had taken

it out of his pocket and was now casually looking at it as he held it in

his hand.

“Hello, Pop!” said the division superintendent, upon whose hand time was

hanging heavily. “What have you there?”

“Doan' know, Mistah Monroe. Doan' know, sah. Looks like jes' a chunk o'

mud.”

He held out the clod to Mr. Monroe.

The spectacle of the division superintendent talking to the old negro

attracted a group of lazy fellows,--the driver of an express wagon,

the man who hauls the mail to the post-office, a boy who sold fruit to

passengers on the train, two porters, with tin signs upon their hats,

who solicited patronage from the hotels.

“Why, Pop,” said the superintendent, winking to the expressman, “this

lump looks as though it contained gold.”

“Yes,” put in the expressman, “that's how gold comes in a mine. I've

often handled it. That's the stuff, sure.”

The fruit-selling boy and the mail-man grinned. Pop Thornberry opened

wide his mouth and eyes and softly repeated the word:

“Goal!”

“I'd be careful of it,” advised Mr. Monroe, handing the clod back to the

negro.

Pop took it with a trembling hand and looked at it. Presently he asked:

“W'at'll you give me foh dat air goal, Mistah Monroe.”

“Oh, a piece like that would be no use to me. It has to be washed and it

wouldn't be worth while putting just one piece through the whole process

of cleaning. Now. If you have a lot of it, we might go into partnership

in the gold business.”

Before the old man could answer to this pleasantry a whistle was heard

up the track, and Pop was forgotten in the excitement attending the

arrival of the train.

Dislodged from the baggage-truck, the old man looked around for Mr.

Monroe, but the superintendent had disappeared. Pop did not seek to

carry any satchels that day. His mind was full of other matters. He went

behind the station and sat down beside the river.

“Goal!” That meant proper tombstones for the graves of his wife and

children, a new pulpit for the African Methodist Church, equal to that

of the African Baptist Church, future ease for his somewhat weary legs

and arms and back.

The next afternoon the division superintendent found himself awaited at

his office door by Pop Thornberry, who was very dusty and who carried

a basket heavy with clods of clay and mica. He had been out to the arid

field that morning.

“H-sh!” whispered Pop. “Doan' say a word, Mistah Monroe! Hyah's a lot o'

dem air goal lumps, and I know weah dey's bushels moah,--plenty 'nuff to

go into pahtnehship on.”

The superintendent, looked bewildered, then amused, then ashamed.

Embarrassed for a reply, he finally said:

“I haven't time to talk to you now, Pop. Besides, I've made up my mind

not to go into the gold business. You see, I'm rich enough already. Good

day.”

Thereafter Pop lay in wait for Mr. Monroe daily, but the superintendent

always avoided him. Pop neglected to earn his living and spent his

time going about town with his basket of clods in search of the

superintendent. Finally being openly ignored by Mr. Monroe when the two

met face to face, Pop became angry and took his secret to a jeweller

on Main Street. The jeweller laughed and told Pop that the gold in the

basket must be worth at least a thousand dollars, but he was not in a

position to buy crude gold. Then the jeweller made known to many that

Pop Thornberry was crazy over some lumps of mud and mica that he mistook

for gold.

After that, people would stop Pop on the street and say:

“Let's see a piece of the gold in your basket.”

Pop, astonished that his secret was out, but somewhat proud at being

thought the possessor of a treasure, would hesitate and then comply.

The small boys soon recognized in Pop's delusion a new means of fun.

Observing the solicitude with which he watched his clod while out of his

own hands, they would innocently ask for a glimpse into his basket. This

granted, they would grasp a piece of his treasure and run away, greatly

annoying the old man, who was in a state of keen distress until he

recovered the abstracted clod. These affairs between Pop and the

boys were of hourly recurrence. They diverted barroom loungers and

passers-by.

Pop called on one local capitalist after another, seeking one who would

buy his gold or aid into preparing it for the market. All laughed at

his delusion, deeming it harmless, and all gave him good reason for not

accepting his offer of business partnership. So he went from the bank

president to the baker, from the member of congress for whom he had

voted to the barber, from the hotel proprietor to the bartender. The

negroes of the town, feeling that their race was humiliated in Pop,

began to hold aloof from him. No serious-minded person who learned of

his delusion gave it a second thought.

“Say Pop, where do you get this gold, anyhow?” asked a tobacco-chewing

gamin at the railroad station one day.

“Dat's my business,” replied Thornberry, with some dignity.

“Oh,” said his questioner, “I know. Tobe McStenger followed you out the

other day and saw where you got it. He'd a brung some in hisself, but it

wasn't on his property.”

“Yes, Pop, you better look out,” put in a telegraph operator, “or you'll

be taken up for trespassing. 'Tisn't your land, you know, where you find

your gold.”

There was no truth in the assertion of the gamin. No one had taken the

trouble to follow Pop in his semiweekly excursions to the barren field.

But the old man knew that the field was not his. A ludicrous expression

of overwhelming fright came over his face.

Three days afterward, the farmer who owned the worthless field was

astonished when Pop offered to buy it.

“But what on earth do you want that land fer?” asked the farmer, sitting

on his barnyard fence.

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