"Private Jones, V.C., single handed captured 102 Germans;
limited number for sale, best offers; proceeds military
hospital."--_Bazaar_.
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"The towing to Madrid of the Greek steamer _Spyros_ lacks
confirmation."--_Daily Telegraph_.
We always had our doubts about the report.
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"Nevertheless, though nobody has ever sympathised with the
goose that laid the golden eggs, it is now widely recognized
that it was bad policy to kill him."--_G.B. Shaw in "The
Times_."
Even in War-time, you will notice, "G.B.S." cannot get away from the
sex-problem.
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FREMDENBLATT.--Mr. Lloyd George will recognise one day that the
Allies put their heads in a sling on the day they rejected Germany's
terms."--_Daily Paper_.
But we may trust little DAVID to know what to do with a sling.
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[Illustration: AN ANSWER TO PEACE TALK.