GET A MOVE ON.

_BY MR. DEMOSTHENES._

[_The brilliant Editor of "Pal Athene," who has been aptly

styled "the leading light of the democracy," contributes what

is perhaps the most wonderful and powerful article which we

have had the pleasure of publishing from his trenchant pen._]

Words won't do it, my friends. We don't want speeches. We want

_action_. I ask you to give the Buskers socks. Kick this Chorus of

Five Hundred out of the orchestra. Ostrichise the Government! Give

them the bird!

If I read my countrymen aright (and who does if I don't?), what they

are saying now is, "We must have a definite plan of strong action.

We are not going to fight any longer with speeches and despatches."

That's the way, Athenians! Good luck to you! Zeus bless you. And the

same to you, Tommy Hoplites and Jack Nautes, and many of them! _You_

don't mean PHILIP to be Tyrant of Athens, do you? _You_'re not going

to have him turning our beautiful Parthenon into a cavalry stable?

_You_'re not going to see the Barbarians hanging up their shields

on the dear old statue of Athene. Of course you're not. When I walk

through the city and see, as I pass the houses of my humbler brethren,

the neat respectable little altars and the good old well-used

wine-presses (which I never do without breathing a little prayer,

uncantingly, straight from the heart), I say, "It's a foul calumny to

pretend that the people are not all right. They are, Zeus bless 'em!

All they are waiting for is a lead. And action!"

We've got to have a strong policy, my friends, and my tip to you

is--"Trust the Army! Curse the politicians!" It's no use sitting

still while ÆSCHINES AND Co. are spouting. You and I, my brothers and

sisters, as I'm proud to call you, _we_ don't spout, do we? We mean

business! _And PHILIP means business too_! At any moment he may come

down on us and devastate our quiet picturesque little demes which we

all love so well and get disgustingly drunk on _our_ wine. So give

us the word, ÆSCHINES AND Co.--not many words, please, but just _one_

word--and we'll tackle him as he ought to be tackled and put a pinch

of Attic salt on his tail. We don't want _this_ PHILIP, but we _do_

want a fillip of our own. Meanwhile, are we downhearted? I _don't_

think.

(_Another powerful philippic by Mr. Demosthenes next week._)

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