CHAPTER XXII

After such a frightful spectacle as had been witnessed, so many tears and

so much tenderness, nobody doubted that the three, days which remained of

the stay at Marly would be exceedingly sad. But, on the very morrow of

the day on which Monsieur died, some ladies of the palace, upon entering

the apartments of Madame de Maintenon, where was the King with the

Duchesse de Bourgogne, about twelve o'clock, heard her from the chamber

where they were, next to hers, singing opera tunes. A little while

after, the King, seeing the Duchesse de Bourgogne very sad in a corner of

the room, asked Madame de Maintenon, with surprise, why the said Duchess

was so melancholy; set himself to work to rouse her; then played with her

and some ladies of the palace he had called in to join in the sport.

This was not all. Before rising from the dinner table, at a little after

two o'clock, and twenty-six hours after the death of Monsieur,

Monseigneur the Duc de Bourgogne asked the Duc de Montfort if he would

play at brelan.

"At brelan!" cried Montfort, in extreme astonishment; "you cannot mean

it! Monsieur is still warm."

"Pardon me," replied the Prince, "I do mean it though. The King does not

wish that we should be dull here at Marly, and has ordered me to make

everybody play; and, for fear that nobody should dare to begin, to set,

myself, the example;" and with this he began to play at brelan; and the

salon was soon filled with gaming tables.

Such was the affection of the King: such that of Madame de Maintenon!

She felt the loss of Monsieur as a deliverance, and could scarcely

restrain her joy; and it was with the greatest difficulty she succeeded

in putting on a mournful countenance. She saw that the King was already

consoled; nothing could therefore be more becoming than for her to divert

him, and nothing suited her better than to bring things back into their

usual course, so that there might be no more talk of Monsieur nor of

affliction. For propriety of appearance she cared nothing. The thing

could not fail, however, to be scandalous; and in whispers was found so.

Monseigneur, though he had appeared to like Monsieur, who had given him

all sorts of balls and amusements, and shown him every kind of attention

and complaisance, went out wolf hunting the very day after his death;

and, upon his return, finding play going on in the salons, went without

hesitation and played himself like the rest. Monseigneur le Duc de

Bourgogne and M. le Duc de Berry only saw Monsieur on public occasions,

and therefore could not be much moved by his loss. But Madame la

Duchesse was extremely touched by this event. He was her grandfather;

and she tenderly loved her mother, who loved Monsieur; and Monsieur had

always been very kind to her, and provided all kinds of diversion for

her. Although not very loving to anybody, she loved Monsieur; and was

much affected not to dare to show her grief, which she indulged a long

time in private. What the grief of Madame was has already been seen.

As for M. de Chartres, he was much affected by his loss. The father and

son loved each other extremely. Monsieur was a gentle and indulgent

parent, who had never constrained his son. But if the Duke's heart was

touched, his reason also was. Besides the great assistance it was to him

to have a father, brother of the King, that father was, as it were,

a barrier between him and the King, under whose hand he now found himself

directly placed. His greatness, his consideration, the comfort of his

house and his life, would, therefore, depend on him alone. Assiduity,

propriety of conduct, a certain manner, and, above all, a very different

deportment towards his wife, would now become the price of everything he

could expect to obtain from the King. Madame la Duchesse de Chartres,

although well treated by Monsieur, was glad to be delivered from him; for

he was a barrier betwixt her and the King, that left her at the mercy of

her husband. She was charmed to be quit of the duty of following

Monsieur to Paris or Saint Cloud, where she found herself, as it were, in

a foreign country, with faces which she never saw anywhere else, which

did not make her welcome; and where she was exposed to the contempt and

humour of Madame, who little spared her. She expected for the future

never to leave the Court, and to be not only exempt from paying her court

to Monsieur, but that Madame and her husband would for the future be

obliged to treat her in quite another manner.

The bulk of the Court regretted Monsieur, for it was he who set all

pleasure a-going; and when he left it, life and merriment seemed to have

disappeared likewise. Setting aside his obstinacy with regard to the

Princes, he loved the order of rank; preferences, and distinctions: he

caused them to be observed as much as possible, and himself set the

example. He loved great people; and was so affable and polite, that

crowds came to him. The difference which he knew how to make, and which

he never failed to make, between every one according to his position,

contributed greatly to his popularity. In his receptions, by his greater

or less, or more neglectful attention, and by his words, he always marked

in a flattering manner the differences made by birth and dignity, by age

and merit, and by profession; and all this with a dignity natural to him,

and a constant facility which he had acquired. His familiarity obliged,

and yet no rash people ever ventured to take advantage of it. He visited

or sent exactly when it was proper; and under his roof he allowed a

complete liberty, without injury to the respect shown him, or to a

perfect court air.

He had learned from the Queen his mother, and well remembered this art.

The crowd, therefore, constantly flocked towards the Palais Royal.

At Saint Cloud, where all his numerous household used to assemble, there

were many ladies who, to speak the truth, would scarcely have been

received elsewhere, but many also of a higher set, and great store of

gamblers. The pleasures of all kinds of games, and the singular beauty

of the place, where a thousand caleches were always ready to whirl even

the most lazy ladies through the walks, soft music and good cheer, made

it a palace of delight, grace, and magnificence.

All this without any assistance from Madame, who dined and supped with

the ladies and Monsieur, rode out sometimes in a caleche with one of

them, often sulked with the company, made herself feared for her harsh

and surly temper--frequently even for her words; and passed her days in a

little cabinet she had chosen, where the windows were ten feet from the

ground, gazing perpetually on the portraits of Paladins and other German

princes, with which she had tapestried the walls; and writing every day

with her own hand whole volumes of letters, of which she always kept

autograph copies. Monsieur had never been able to bend her to a more

human way of life; and lived decently with her, without caring for her

person in any way.

For his part, Monsieur, who had very gallantly won the battle of Cassel,

and who had always shown courage in the sieges where he had served, had

only the bad qualities that distinguish women. With more knowledge of

the world than wit, with no reading, though he had a vast and exact

acquaintance with noble houses, their births and marriages, he was good

for nothing. Nobody was so flabby in body and mind, no one so weak,

so timid, so open to deception, so led by the nose, so despised by his

favourites, often so roughly treated by them. He was quarrelsome in

small matters, incapable of keeping any secret, suspicious, mistrustful;

fond of spreading reports in his Court to make mischief, to learn what

was really going on or just to amuse himself: he fetched and carried from

one to the other. With so many defects, unrelated to any virtue, he had

such an abominable taste, that his gifts and the fortunes that he gave to

those he took into favour had rendered him publicly scandalous. He

neither respected times nor places. His minions, who owed him

everything, sometimes treated him most insolently; and he had often much

to do to appease horrible jealousies. He lived in continual hot water

with his favourites, to say nothing of the quarrels of that troop of

ladies of a very decided character--many of whom were very malicious,

and, most, more than malicious--with whom Monsieur used to divert

himself, entering into all their wretched squabbles.

The Chevaliers de Lorraine and Chatillon had both made a large fortune by

their good looks, with which he was more smitten than with those of any

other of his favourites. Chatillon, who had neither head, nor sense, nor

wit, got on in this way, and acquired fortune. The other behaved like a

Guisard, who blushes at nothing provided he succeeds; and governed

Monsieur with a high hand all his life, was overwhelmed with money and

benefices, did what he liked for his family, lived always publicly as the

master with Monsieur; and as he had, with the pride of the Guises, their

art and cleverness, he contrived to get between the King and Monsieur,

to be dealt with gingerly, if not feared by both, and was almost as

important a man with the one as with the other. He had the finest

apartments in the Palais Royal and Saint Cloud, and a pension of ten

thousand crowns. He remained in his apartments after the death of

Monsieur, but would not from pride continue to receive the pension, which

from pride was offered him. Although it would have been difficult to be

more timid and submissive than was Monsieur with the King--for he

flattered both his ministers and his mistresses--he, nevertheless,

mingled with his respectful demeanour the demeanour of a brother, and the

free and easy ways of one. In private, he was yet more unconstrained;

always taking an armed chair, and never waiting until the King told him

to sit. In the Cabinet, after the King appeared, no other Prince sat

besides him, not even Monseigneur. But in what regarded his service, and

his manner of approaching and leaving the King, no private person could

behave with more respect; and he naturally did everything with grace and

dignity. He never, however, was able to bend to Madame de Maintenon

completely, nor avoid making small attacks on her to the King, nor avoid

satirising her pretty broadly in person. It was not her success that

annoyed him; but simply the idea that La Scarron had become his sister-

in-law; this was insupportable to him. Monsieur was extremely vain, but

not haughty, very sensitive, and a great stickler for what was due to

him. Upon one occasion he complained to the King that M. le Duc had for

some time neglected to attend upon him, as he was bound, and had boasted

that he would not do it. The King replied, that it was not a thing to be

angry about, that he ought to seek an opportunity to be served by M. le

Duc, and if he would not, to affront him. Accordingly, one morning at

Marly, as he was dressing, seeing M. le Duc walking in the garden,

Monsieur opened the window and called to him. Monsieur le Duc came up,

and entered the room. Then, while one remark was leading to another,

Monsieur slipped off his dressing-gown, and then his shirt. A valet de

chambre standing by, at once slipped a clean shirt into the hands of M.

le Duc, who, caught thus in a trap, was compelled to offer the garment to

Monsieur, as it was his duty to do. As soon as Monsieur had received it,

he burst out laughing, and said--"Good-bye, cousin, go away. I do not

want to delay you longer." M. le Duc felt the point of this, and went

away very angry, and continued so in consequence of the high tone

Monsieur afterwards kept up on the subject.

Monsieur was a little round-bellied man, who wore such high-heeled shoes

that he seemed mounted always upon stilts; was always decked out like a

woman, covered everywhere with rings, bracelets, jewels; with a long

black wig, powdered, and curled in front; with ribbons wherever he could

put them; steeped in perfumes, and in fine a model of cleanliness. He

was accused of putting on an imperceptible touch of rouge. He had a long

nose, good eyes and mouth, a full but very long face. All his portraits

resembled him. I was piqued to see that his features recalled those of

Louis XIII., to whom; except in matters of courage, he was so completely

dissimilar.

On Saturday, the 11th of June, the Court returned to Versailles. On

arriving there the King went to visit Madame and her son and daughter-in-

law separately. Madame, very much troubled by reflection on her position

with regard to the King, had sent the Duchesse de Ventadour to Madame de

Maintenon. The latter replied to the message only in general terms; said

she would visit Madame after dinner, and requested that the Duchess might

be present at the interview. It was Sunday, the morning after the return

from Marly. After the first compliments, every one went out except

Madame de Ventadour. Then Madame requested Madame de Maintenon to sit

down; and she must have felt her position keenly to bring her to this.

She began the conversation by complaining of the indifference with which

the King had treated her during her illness. Madame de Maintenon allowed

her to talk on; and when she had finished, said that the King had

commanded her to say that their common loss effaced all the past,

provided that he had reason to be better satisfied for the future, not

only as regarded M. le Duc de Chartres, but other matters also. Upon

this Madame exclaimed and protested that, except in as far as regarded

her son, she had never given cause for displeasure; and went on

alternating complaints and justifications. Precisely at the point when

she was most emphatic, Madame de Maintenon drew forth a letter from her

pocket and asked if the handwriting was known to her. It was a letter

from Madame to the Duchess of Hanover, in which she said, after giving

news of the Court, that no one knew what to say of the intercourse

between the King and Madame de Maintenon, whether it was that of marriage

or of concubinage; and then, touching upon other matters, launched out

upon the misery of the realm: that, she said, was too great to be

relieved. This letter had been opened at the post--as almost all letters

were at that time, and are indeed still--and sent to the King. It may be

imagined that this was a thunderstroke to Madame: it nearly killed her.

She burst into tears; and Madame de Maintenon very quietly and demurely

began to represent to her the contents of the letter in all its parts,

especially as it was addressed to a foreign country. Madame de Ventadour

interposed with some twaddle, to give Madame time to breathe and recover

sufficiently to say something. The best excuse was the admission of what

could not be denied, with supplications for pardon, expressions of

repentance, prayers, promises. But Madame de Maintenon had not finished

yet. Having got rid of the commission she had been charged with by the

King, she next turned to her own business: she asked Madame how it was,

that after being so friendly with her a long time ago, she had suddenly

ceased to bestow any regard upon her, and had continued to treat her with

coldness ever since. At this, Madame thinking herself quite safe, said

that the coldness was on the part of Madame de Maintenon, who had all on

a sudden discontinued the friendly intercourse which formerly existed

between them. As before, Madame de Maintenon allowed Madame to talk her

fill before she replied. She then said she was about to divulge a secret

which had never escaped her mouth, although she had for ten years been at

liberty to tell it; and she forthwith related a thousand most offensive

things which had been uttered against her by Madame to the late Madame la

Dauphine. This latter, falling out with Madame, had related all these

things to Madame de Maintenon, who now brought them forward triumphantly.

At this new blow, Madame was thunderstruck, and stood like a statue.

There was nothing for it but to behave as before--that is to say, shed

tears, cry, ask pardon, humble herself, and beg for mercy. Madame de

Maintenon triumphed coldly over her for a long time,--allowing her to

excite herself in talking, and weeping, and taking her hands, which she

did with increasing energy and humility. This was a terrible humiliation

for such a haughty German. Madame de Maintenon at last gave way, as she

had always meant to do after having satiated her vengeance. They

embraced, promised forgetfulness on both sides, and a new friendship from

that time. The King, who was not ignorant of what had occurred, took

back Madame into favour. She went neither to a convent nor to Montargis,

but was allowed to remain in Paris, and her pension was augmented. As

for M. le Duc de Chartres, he was prodigiously well treated. The King

gave him all the pensions Monsieur had enjoyed, besides allowing him to

retain his own; so that he had one million eight hundred thousand livres

a year; added to the Palais Royal, Saint Cloud, and other mansions. He

had a Swiss guard, which none but the sons of France had ever had before;

in fact he retained all the privileges his father had enjoyed, and he

took the name of Duc d'Orleans. The pensions of Madame de Chartres were

augmented. All these honours so great and so unheard of bestowed on M.

de Chartres, and an income of a hundred thousand crowns more than his

father, were due solely to the quarrel which had recently taken place

between Monsieur and the King, as to the marriage M. de Chartres had

made. People accustom themselves to everything, but this prodigious good

fortune infinitely surprised everybody. The Princes of the blood were

extremely mortified. To console them, the King immediately gave to M. le

Prince all the advantages of a first Prince of the blood, and added ten

thousand crowns to his pension.

Madame wore deep mourning for forty days, after which she threw it almost

entirely aside, with the King's permission. He did not like to see such

sad-looking things before his eyes every day. Madame went about in

public, and with the Court, in her half-mourning, under pretence that

being with the King, and living under his roof, she was of the family.

But her conduct was not the less thought strange in spite of this excuse.

During the winter, as the King could not well go to the theatre, the

theatre cane to him, in the apartments of Madame de Maintenon, where

comedies with music were played. The King wore mourning for six months,

and paid all the expenses of the superb funeral which took place on the

13th of June.

While upon the subject of Monsieur, I will relate an anecdote known to

but few people, concerning the death of his first wife, Henriette

d'Angleterre, whom nobody doubts was poisoned. Her gallantries made

Monsieur jealous; and his tastes made her furious. His favourites, whom

she hated, did all in their power to sow discord between them, in order

to dispose of Monsieur at their will. The Chevalier de Lorraine, then in

the prime of his first youth (having been born in 1643) completely ruled

over Monsieur, and made Madame feel that he had this power. She,

charming and young, could not suffer this, and complained to the King,

so that M. de Lorraine was exiled. When Monsieur heard this, he swooned,

then melted into tears, and throwing himself at the feet of the King,

implored him to recall M. de Lorraine. But his prayers were useless,

and, rushing away in fury, he retired into the country and remained there

until, ashamed of a thing so publicly disgraceful, he returned to Paris

and lived with Madame as before.

Although M. de Lorraine was banished, two of his intimate friends,

D'Effiat and the Count de Beuvron, remained in the household of Monsieur.

The absence of M. de Lorraine nipped all their hopes of success, and made

them fear that some other favourite might arrive from whom they could

hope for nothing. They saw no chance that M. de Lorraine's exile would

speedily terminate; for Madame (Henriette d'Angleterre) was in greater

favour with the King than ever, and had just been sent by him into

England on a mysterious errand in which she had perfectly succeeded.

She returned triumphant and very well in health. This gave the last blow

to the hopes of D'Effiat and Beuvron, as to the return of M. de Lorraine,

who had gone to Italy to try to get rid of his vexation. I know not

which of the three thought of it first, but the Chevalier de Lorraine

sent a sure and rapid poison to his two friends by a messenger who did

not probably know what he carried.

At Saint Cloud, Madame was in the habit of taking a glass of endive-

water, at about seven o'clock in the evening. A servant of hers used to

make it, and then put it away in a cupboard where there was some ordinary

water for the use of Madame if she found the other too bitter. The

cupboard was in an antechamber which served as the public passage by

which the apartments of Madame were reached. D'Effiat took notice of all

these things, and on the 29th of June, 1670, he went to the ante-chamber;

saw that he was unobserved and that nobody was near, and threw the poison

into the endive-water; then hearing some one approaching, he seized the

jug of common water and feigned to be putting it back in its place just

as the servant, before alluded to, entered and asked him sharply what he

was doing in that cupboard. D'Effiat, without losing countenance, asked

his pardon, and said, that being thirsty, and knowing there was some

water in the cupboard, he could not resist drinking. The servant

grumbled; and D'Effiat, trying to appease him, entered the apartments of

Madame, like the other courtiers, and began talking without the slightest

emotion.

What followed an hour afterwards does not belong to my subject, and has

made only too much stir throughout all Europe. Madame died on the

morrow, June 30, at three o'clock in the morning; and the King was

profoundly prostrated with grief. Apparently during the day, some

indications showed him that Purnon, chief steward of Madame, was in the

secret of her decease. Purnon was brought before him privately, and was

threatened with instant death, unless he disclosed all; full pardon being

on the contrary promised him if he did. Purnon, thus pressed, admitted

that Madame had been poisoned, and under the circumstance I have just

related. "And my brother," said the King, "did he know of this?"--

"No, Sire, not one of us was stupid enough to tell him; he has no

secrecy, he would have betrayed us." On hearing this answer the King

uttered a great "ah!" like a man oppressed, who suddenly breathes again.

Purnon was immediately set at liberty; and years afterwards related this

narrative to M. Joly de Fleury, procureur-general of the Parliament, by

which magistrate it was related to me. From this same magistrate I

learned that, a few days before the second marriage of Monsieur, the King

took Madame aside and told her that circumstance, assuring her that he

was too honest a man to wish her to marry his brother, if that brother

could be capable of such a crime. Madame profited by what she heard.

Purnon remained in her service; but after a time she pretended to find

faults in him, and made him resign; he sold his post accordingly, towards

the end of 1674, to Maurel de Vaulonne, and quitted her service.

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