CHAPTER XXI

On Saturday, the 19th of March, in the evening, the King was about to

undress himself, when he heard cries in his chamber, which was full of

courtiers; everybody calling for Fagon and Felix. Monseigneur had been

taken very ill. He had passed the day at Meudon, where he had eaten only

a collation; at the King's supper he had made amends by gorging himself

nigh to bursting with fish. He was a great eater, like the King, and

like the Queens his mother and grandmother. He had not appeared after

supper, but had jest gone down to his own room from the King's cabinet,

and was about to undress himself, when all at once he lost consciousness.

His valets, frightened out of their wits, and some courtiers who were

near, ran to the King's chambers, to his chief physician and his chief

surgeon with the hubbub which I have mentioned above. The King, all

unbuttoned, started to his feet immediately, and descended by a little

dark, narrow, and steep staircase towards the chamber of Monseigneur.

Madame la Duchesse de Bourgogne arrived at the same time, and in an

instant the chamber, which was vast, was filled.

They found Monseigneur half naked: his servants endeavouring to make him

walk erect, and dragging rather than leading him about. He did not know

the King, who spoke to him, nor anybody else; and defended himself as

long as he could against Felix, who, in this pressing necessity, hazarded

bleeding him, and succeeded. Consciousness returned. Monseigneur asked

for a confessor; the King had already sent for, the cure. Many emetics

were given to him: but two hours passed before they operated. At half-

past two in the morning, no further danger appearing, the King, who had

shed tears, went to bed, leaving orders that he was to be awakened if any

fresh accident happened. At five o'clock, however, all the effect having

passed, the doctors went away, and made everybody leave the sick chamber.

During the night all Paris hastened hither. Monseigneur was compelled to

keep his room for eight or ten days; and took care in future not to gorge

himself so much with food. Had this accident happened a quarter of an

hour later, the chief valet de chambre, who slept in his room, would have

found him dead in his bed.

Paris loved Monseigneur, perhaps because he often went to the opera.

The fish-fags of the Halles thought it would be proper to exhibit their

affection, and deputed four stout gossips to wait upon him: they were

admitted. One of them took him round the neck and kissed him on both

cheeks; the others kissed his hand. They were all very well received.

Bontems showed them over the apartments, and treated them to a dinner.

Monseigneur gave them some money, and the King did so also. They

determined not to remain in debt, and had a fine Te Deum sung at Saint

Eustache, and then feasted.

For some time past Monsieur had been sorely grieved that his son, M. le

Duc de Chartres, had not been appointed to the command of an army. When

M. de Chartres married, the King, who had converted his nephew by force

into a son-in-law, promised him all kinds of favours; but except those

which were written down in black and white had not given him any. M. de

Chartres, annoyed at this, and at the manner m which the illegitimate

children were promoted over his head, had given himself up to all kinds

of youthful follies and excesses. The King was surprised to find

Monsieur agree with his son's ambition; but gave a flat refusal when

overtures were made to him on the subject. All hope of rising to a high

command was thus forbidden to the Duc de Chartres; so that Madame had a

fine excuse for sneering at the weakness which had been shown by

Monsieur, who, on his part, had long before repented of it. He winked,

therefore, at all the escapades performed or threatened by his son, and

said nothing, not being sorry that the King should become uneasy, which

was soon the case.

The King at last spoke to Monsieur; and being coldly received, reproached

him for not knowing how to exercise authority over his son. Upon this

Monsieur fired up; and, quite as much from foregone decision as from

anger, in his turn asked the King what was to be done with a son at such

an age: who was sick of treading the galleries of Versailles and the

pavement of the Court; of being married as he was, and of remaining, as

it were, naked, whilst his brothers-in-law were clothed in dignities,

governments, establishments, and offices,--against all policy and all

example. His son, he said, was worse off than any one in the King's

service, for all others could earn distinction; added, that idleness was

the mother of all vice, and that it gave him much pain to see his only

son abandon himself to debauchery and bad company; but that it would be

cruel to blame a young man, forced as it were into these follies, and to

say nothing against him by whom he was thus forced.

Who was astonished to hear this straightforward language? Why, the King.

Monsieur had never let out to within a thousand leagues of this tone,

which was only the more annoying because supported by unanswerable

reasons that did not convince. Mastering his embarrassments however, the

King answered as a brother rather than as a sovereign; endeavouring, by

gentle words, to calm the excitement of Monsieur. But Monsieur was stung

to the quick by the King's neglect of M. de Chartres, and would not be

pacified; yet the real subject of the annoyance was never once alluded

to, whilst the one kept it steadily in his mind; and the other was

determined not to yield. The conversation lasted very long, and was

pushed very far; Monsieur throughout taking the high tone, the King very

gentle. They separated in this manner,--Monsieur frowning, but not

daring to burst out; the King annoyed, but not wishing to estrange his

brother, much less to let their squabble be known.

As Monsieur passed most of his summers at Saint Cloud, the separation

which this occasioned put them at their ease whilst waiting for a

reconciliation; and Monsieur came less often than before, but when he did

filled all their private interviews with bitter talk. In public little

or nothing appeared, except that familiar people remarked politeness and

attention on the King's part, coldness on that of Monsieur--moods not

common to either. Nevertheless, being advised not to push matters too

far, he read a lecture to his son, and made him change his conduct by

degrees. But Monsieur still remained irritated against the King; and

this completely upset him, accustomed as he always had been to live on

the best of terms with his brother, and to be treated by him in every

respect as such--except that the King would not allow Monsieur to become

a great personage.

Ordinarily, whenever Monsieur or Madame were unwell, even if their little

finger ached, the King visited them at once; and continued his visits if

the sickness lasted. But now, Madame had been laid up for six weeks with

a tertian fever, for which she would do nothing, because she treated

herself in her German fashion, and despised physic and doctors. The

King, who, besides the affair of M. le Duc de Chartres, was secretly

angered with her, as will presently be seen, had not been to see her,

although Monsieur had urged him to do so during those flying visits which

he made to Versailles without sleeping there. This was taken by

Monsieur, who was ignorant of the private cause of indignation alluded

to, for a public mark of extreme disrespect; and being proud and

sensitive he was piqued thereby to the last degree.

He had other mental troubles to torment him. For some time past he had

had a confessor who, although a Jesuit, kept as tight a hand over him as

he could. He was a gentleman of good birth, and of Brittany, by name le

Pere du Trevoux. He forbade Monsieur not only certain strange pleasures,

but many which he thought he could innocently indulge in as a penance for

his past life. He often told him that he had no mind to be damned on his

account; and that if he was thought too harsh let another confessor be

appointed. He also told him to take great care of himself, as he was

old, worn out with debauchery, fat, short-necked, and, according to all

appearance, likely to die soon of apoplexy. These were terrible words to

a prince the most voluptuous and the most attached to life that had been

seen for a long time; who had always passed his days in the most

luxurious idleness and who was the most incapable by nature of all

serious application, of all serious reading, and of all self-examination.

He was afraid of the devil; and he remembered that his former confessor

had resigned for similar reasons as this new one was actuated by. He was

forced now, therefore, to look a little into himself, and to live in a

manner that, for him, might be considered rigid. From time to time he

said many prayers; he obeyed his confessor, and rendered an account to

him of the conduct he had prescribed in respect to play and many other

things, and patiently suffered his confessor's long discourses. He

became sad, dejected, and spoke less than usual--that is to say, only

about as much as three or four women--so that everybody soon saw this

great change. It would have been strange if all these troubles together

had not made a great revolution in a man like Monsieur, full-bodied, and

a great eater, not only at meals, but all the day.

On Thursday, the 8th of June, he went from Saint Cloud to dine with the

King at Marly; and, as was his custom, entered the cabinet as soon as the

Council of State went out. He found the King angry with M. de Chartres

for neglecting his wife, and allowing her to seek consolation for this

neglect in the society of others. M. de Chartres was at that time

enamoured of Mademoiselle de Sary, maid of honour to Madame, and carried

on his suit in the most open and flagrant manner. The King took this for

his theme, and very stiffly reproached Monsieur for the conduct of his

son. Monsieur, who needed little to exasperate him, tartly replied, that

fathers who had led certain lives had little authority over their

children, and little right to blame them. The King, who felt the point

of the answer, fell back on the patience of his daughter, and said that

at least she ought not to be allowed to see the truth so clearly. But

Monsieur was resolved to have his fling, and recalled, in the most

aggravating manner, the conduct the King had adopted towards his Queen,

with respect to his mistresses, even allowing the latter to accompany him

in his journeys--the Queen at his side, and all in the same coach. This

last remark drove the King beyond all patience, and he redoubled his

reproaches, so that presently both were shouting to each other at the top

of their voices. The door of the room in which they wrangled was open,

and only covered by a curtain, as was the custom at Marly, and the

adjoining room was full of courtiers, waiting to see the King go by to

dinner. On the other side was a little salon, devoted to very private

purposes, and filled with valets, who could hear distinctly every word of

what passed. The attendant without, upon hearing this noise, entered,

and told the King how many people were within hearing, and immediately

retired. The conversation did not stop, however; it was simply carried

on in a lower tone. Monsieur continued his reproaches; said that the

King, in marrying his daughter to M. de Chartres, had promised marvels,

and had done nothing; that for his part he had wished his son to serve,

to keep him out of the way of these intrigues, but that his demands had

been vain; that it was no wonder M. de Chartres amused himself, by way of

consolation, for the neglect he had been treated with. Monsieur added,

that he saw only too plainly the truth of what had been predicted,

namely, that he would have all the shame and dishonour of the marriage

without ever deriving any profit from it. The King, more and more

carried away by anger, replied, that the war would soon oblige him to

make some retrenchments, and that he would commence by cutting down the

pensions of Monsieur, since he showed himself so little accommodating.

At this moment the King was informed that his dinner was ready, and both

he and Monsieur left the room and went to table, Monsieur, all fury,

flushed, and with eyes inflamed by anger. His face thus crimsoned

induced some ladies who were at table, and some courtiers behind--but

more for the purpose of saying something than anything else--to make the

remark, that Monsieur, by his appearance, had great need of bleeding.

The same thing had been said some time before at Saint Cloud; he was

absolutely too full; and, indeed, he had himself admitted that it was

true. Even the King, in spite of their squabbles, had more than once

pressed him to consent. But Tancrede, his head surgeon, was old, and an

unskilful bleeder: he had missed fire once. Monsieur would not be bled

by him; and not to vex him was good enough to refuse being bled by

another, and to die in consequence.

Upon hearing this observation about bleeding, the King spoke to him again

on the subject; and said that he did not know what prevented him from

having him at once taken to his room, and bled by force. The dinner

passed in the ordinary manner; and Monsieur ate extremely, as he did at

all his meals, to say nothing of an abundant supply of chocolate in the

morning, and what he swallowed all day in the shape of fruit, pastry,

preserves, and every kind of dainties, with which indeed the tables of

his cabinets and his pockets were always filled.

Upon rising from the table, the King, in his carriage, alone went to

Saint Germain, to visit the King and Queen of England. Other members of

the family went there likewise separately; and Monsieur, after going

there also, returned to Saint Cloud.

In the evening, after supper, the King was in his cabinet, with

Monseigneur and the Princesses, as at Versailles, when a messenger came

from Saint Cloud, and asked to see the King in the name of the Duc de

Chartres. He was admitted into the cabinet, and said that Monsieur had

been taken very ill while at supper; that he had been bled, that he was

better, but that an emetic had been given to him. The fact was, Monsieur

had supped as usual with the ladies, who were at Saint Cloud. During the

meal, as he poured out a glass of liqueur for Madame de Bouillon, it was

perceived that he stammered, and pointed at something with his hand. As

it was customary with him sometimes to speak Spanish, some of the ladies

asked what he said, others cried aloud. All this was the work of an

instant, and immediately afterwards Monsieur fell in a fit of apoplexy

upon M. de Chartres, who supported him. He was taken into his room,

shaken, moved about, bled considerably, and had strong emetics

administered to him, but scarcely any signs of life did he show.

Upon hearing this news, the King, who had been accustomed to fly to visit

Monsieur for a mere nothing, went to Madame de Maintenon's, and had her

waked up. He passed a quarter of an hour with her, and then, towards

midnight, returning to his room, ordered his coach to be got ready, and

sent the Marquis de Gesvres to Saint Cloud, to see if Monsieur was worse,

in which case he was to return and wake him; and they went quickly to

bed. Besides the particular relations in which they were at that time, I

think that the King suspected some artifice; that he went in consequence

to consult Madame de Maintenon, and preferred sinning against all laws of

propriety to running the chance of being duped. Madame de Maintenon did

not like Monsieur. She feared him. He paid her very little court, and

despite all his timidity and his more than deference, observations

escaped him at times, when he was with the King, which marked his disdain

of her, and the shame that he felt of public opinion. She was not eager,

therefore, to advise the King to go and visit him, still less to commence

a journey by night, the loss of rest, and the witnessing a spectacle so

sad, and so likely to touch him, and make him make reflections on

himself; for she hoped that if things went quietly he might be spared the

trouble altogether.

A moment after the King had got into bed, a page came to say that

Monsieur was better, and that he had just asked for some Schaffhausen

water, which is excellent for apoplexy. An hour and a half later,

another messenger came, awakened the King, and told him that the emetic

had no effect, and that Monsieur was very ill. At this the King rose and

set out at once. On the way he met the Marquis de Gesvres, who was

coming to fetch him, and brought similar news. It may be imagined what a

hubbub and disorder there was this night at Marly, and what horror at

Saint Cloud, that palace of delight! Everybody who was at Marly hastened

as he was best able to Saint Cloud. Whoever was first ready started

together. Men and women jostled each other, and then threw themselves

into the coaches without order and without regard to etiquette.

Monseigneur was with Madame la Duchesse. He was so struck by what had

occurred, and its resemblance to what he himself had experienced, that he

could scarcely stand, and was dragged, almost carried, to the carriage,

all trembling.

The King arrived at Saint Cloud before three o'clock in the morning.

Monsieur had not had a moment's consciousness since his attack. A ray of

intelligence came to him for an instant, while his confessor, Pere du

Trevoux, went to say mass, but it returned no more. The most horrible

sights have often ridiculous contrasts. When the said confessor came

back, he cried, "Monsieur, do you not know your confessor? Do you not

know the good little Pere du Trevoux, who is speaking to you?" and thus

caused the less afflicted to laugh indecently.

The King appeared much moved; naturally he wept with great facility; he

was, therefore, all tears. He had never had cause not to love his

brother tenderly; although on bad terms with him for the last two months,

these sad moments recalled all his tenderness; perhaps, too, he

reproached himself for having hastened death by the scene of the morning.

And finally, Monsieur was younger than he by two years, and all his life

had enjoyed as good health as he, and better! The King heard mass at

Saint Cloud; and, towards eight o'clock in the morning, Monsieur being

past all hope, Madame de Maintenon and Madame la Duchesse de Bourgogne

persuaded the King to stay no longer, and accordingly returned with him

in his carriage to Marly. As he was going out and was showing some sign

of affection to M. de Chartres--both weeping very much--that young Prince

did not fail to take advantage of the opportunity. "Oh Sire!" he

exclaimed, embracing the King's thighs, "what will become of me? I lose

Monsieur, and I know that you do not like me." The King, surprised and

much touched, embraced him, and said all the tender things he could.

On arriving at Marly, the King went with the Duchesse de Bourgogne to

Madame de Maintenon. Three hours after came M. Fagon, who had been

ordered not to leave Monsieur until he was dead or better--which could

not be but by miracle. The King said, as soon as he saw him: "Well!

M. Fagon, my brother is dead?"--"Yes, Sire," said Fagon, "no remedy has

taken effect."

The King wept a good deal. He was pressed to dine with Madame de

Maintenon; but he would not do so, and had his dinner, as usual, with the

ladies. The tears often ran down his cheek, during the meal, which was

short. After this, he shut himself up in Madame de Maintenon's rooms

until seven o'clock, and then took a turn in his garden. Afterwards he

worked with Chamillart and Pontchartrain; and arranged all the funeral

ceremonies of Monsieur. He supped an hour before his customary time, and

went to bed soon afterwards.

At the departure from St. Cloud of the King, all the crowd assembled

there little by little withdrew, so that Monsieur dying, stretched upon a

couch in his cabinet, remained exposed to the scullions and the lower

officers of the household, the majority of whom, either by affection or

interest, were much afflicted. The chief officers and others who lost

posts and pensions filled the air with their cries; whilst all the women

who were at Saint Cloud, and who lost their consideration and their

amusement, ran here and there, crying, with dishevelled hair, like

Bacchantes. The Duchesse de la Ferme, who had basely married her

daughter to one of Monsieur's minions, named La Carte, came into the

cabinet; and, whilst gazing on the Prince, who still palpitated there,

exclaimed, giving vent to her profound reflections, "Pardi! Here is a

daughter well married!"

"A very important matter!" cried Chatillon, who himself lost everything

by this death. "Is this a moment to consider whether your daughter is

well married or not?"

Madame, who had never had great affection or great esteem for Monsieur,

but who felt her loss and her fall, meanwhile remained in her cabinet,

and in the midst of her grief cried out, with all her might, "No convent!

Let no one talk of a convent! I will have nothing to do with a convent!"

The good Princess had not lost her judgment. She knew that, by her

compact of marriage, she had to choose, on becoming a widow, between a

convent and the chateau of Montargis. She liked neither alternative; but

she had greater fear of the convent than of Montargis; and perhaps

thought it would be easier to escape from the latter than the former.

She knew she had much to fear from the King, although she did not yet

know all, and although he had been properly polite to her, considering

the occasion.

Next morning, Friday, M. de Chartres, came to the King, who was still in

bed, and who spoke to him in a very friendly manner. He said that the

Duke must for the future regard him as his father; that he would take

care of his position and his interests; that he had forgotten all the

little causes of anger he had had against him; that he hoped the Duke

would also forget them; that he begged that the advances of friendship he

made, might serve to attach him to him, and make their two hearts belong

to one another again. It may easily be conceived how well M. de Chartres

answered all this.

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