CHAPTER XXI

ENOUGH OF LHASSA: A TRIP DOWN COUNTRY: LIFE IN A POST: TRUE HOSPITALITY:

A BHUTYA PONY

Since I reached India, I have been told that every moment I spent in the

romantic environs of Lhassa must have been intensely interesting, and

that to have been to Lhassa is the envy of the world. I suppose, like

the brute one is, one got _blase_ and indifferent to one's good fortune,

but it is certain that those 'crowded hours of glorious life' began to

pall. We did the best we could to while away the time. An energetic race

committee provided gymkhanas and a 'sky meeting' (just, says the

intelligent foreigner, what a British army _would_ indulge in, on

arrival at such a place). A football tournament followed. Football at

thirteen thousand feet is like playing the game at an ordinary

level--with an eighty-pound load on your back. Less strain on the lungs

was a rifle meeting. To escort our military or political betters to the

city on a state visit was another mild form of entertainment. The

Chinese Amban often received such visits. The ordinary officer who

formed part of the escort did not take part in the actual visit. He

stayed outside on the doorsteps. Sometimes he was known to go into the

Amban's kitchen, where an elderly matron gave him a cup of tea.

Luckily, though it rained generally once in the twenty-four hours, it

did so mostly at night, so that we were seldom confined to our tents in

the daytime. Even so, we felt rather like prisoners. Going out beyond

the vicinity of the camp meant going out armed, and proceeding to any

distance meant being accompanied by an escort, such precautions having

been specially indicated by the attack made on two officers by a

certain fanatical lama.

It is not surprising that the life we led left many gaps which it was

hard to fill. I was glad when one day I got orders to go on a ten days'

trip down the line as far as Pete-jong and back.

These ten days initiated me into the life of those portions of the force

who had been left to man posts on the line of communications.

The native soldier soon makes himself very much at home in his post. He

has deeply regretted not going to the front, but with a useful belief in

'kismet' makes the best of things. The relief from marching and the

ample leisure to cook food are redeeming features. The post-commandant,

if the only British officer on the spot, feels his circumstances more

acutely. Not only does he grieve at being left behind, but since in

ordinary times no life is more social than that of a British officer, he

at first feels his loneliness greatly. He may love his men, he may

be--in the wording of that common Hindustani metaphor--veritably their

'father and mother,' but still he cannot go to them for company. He can

exchange few ideas with them, and as regards social intercourse, he is

almost as much alone as if he were on a desert island. If, however, by

any chance there are two officers together in one post, they should

enjoy themselves. For though ordinary regimental life is, as I said

above, the most social in the world, it yet also suffers from the

disabilities of its own sociability. In a regimental mess you know

twenty men well, and may go on knowing them so for twenty years, but

perhaps you will never know any one of them really intimately. To share

a post on the line of communications with one other officer for a few

months should result in an intimacy. That is almost a new military

experience.

If a post-commandant had shooting or fishing within reach of his post,

he usually, even though alone, soon found life bearable. Sometimes

foraging to collect a reserve of rations for the march down was his only

recreation, and this soon palled. He was not necessarily always alone,

for the traffic up and down the line was sometimes brisk, and he would

perhaps once or twice in a week be invaded by some officer who was

travelling up or down with the post or with a convoy.

It was my lot to be often such an invader, and for sheer genuine

hospitality commend me to the officers in charge of the posts on the

Sikkim-Tibet line of communications. It shames me to think of the way

they have entertained me, and of my utter inability to return their

hospitality. May I have a chance some time!

I had to go down to Chaksam with the mounted infantry postal escort

which travelled the whole distance in one day, going as light as

possible, my syce on one mule, my bedding on a second, and a mule driver

on a third, and without either cook or orderly. It was a case of

'sponging' wherever I went, for I knew those kind hosts down the line

would forbid me to live off bully-beef and biscuits. Looking over my

belongings before I left, I found a tinned oxtongue, which by an

oversight had remained unregarded and uneaten somewhere at the bottom of

a kit bag for many months. A convoy too had just come in, and from it I

seized one of a few pots of jam. Thus armed I visited Chaksam and

Pete-jong. These two articles were all that I could proffer in return

for hospitality, but both under present conditions were dainty rarities,

and, my hosts assured me, quite paid for my keep. At Chaksam, where the

tongue was left, and where there was a doctor as well as a

post-commandant, I was afterwards informed that the doctor, as soon as I

was gone, promptly found the post-commandant suffering from acute

enteritis, so put him on to milk diet and wolfed all the tongue himself!

The postal service from Gyantse to Lhassa was performed by mounted

infantry, each garrison _en route_ containing a detachment of mounted

infantrymen, who took the post from stage to stage. The stages were

pretty far apart. The first was from Gyantse to Ralung, over thirty

miles; the second over the Karo-La to Nagartse, a distance of nearly

thirty; the third from Nagartse to Pete-jong, eighteen miles; the fourth

from Pete-jong to Chaksam, thirty-two; and the fifth and last from

Chaksam to Lhassa, about forty-five. The work thus done by the mounted

infantry between Lhassa and Gyantse was considerable. A fairly hefty

sepoy, carrying rifle and accoutrements and a few mail bags, is no mean

weight to put on the back of a thirteen-hand pony, even for a short

distance, and it is surprising how well the ponies, some of them

ordinary country-breds from the plains of India, stood those long

marches. Keeping them shod was a considerable difficulty, for the

combination of damp weather and stony roads knocked the shoes off very

quickly, and the stock of the latter was limited.

Having done my work at Chaksam and Pete-jong, I returned to the former

place with the post, prepared to proceed to Lhassa the next day; but it

had been raining in torrents for some days past, and, though mail bags

and the like could be taken across the river in skin boats, there was no

chance of taking my pony and mules across till the flood subsided. After

three days it was found possible to take the animals over at Parte (the

crossing which the column subsequently used on the march down), ten

miles up the river, and the following day I was able to reach Lhassa

with the upward post.

I shall not easily forget that day. It has been made memorable to me by

the vagaries of a certain Bhutya pony ridden by an officer who was

accompanying me. To get one's kit and oneself over forty-five miles of

indifferent roadway in one day, especially when you have no change of

mount, involves early rising. We got up at four o'clock, after sleeping

in the domestic temple of a Tibetan farm-house on a sacred but not very

clean floor. We sent our kit on ahead, and also my syce, who was mounted

on a mule, in charge of part of the mounted infantry postmen. The

remainder of the latter accompanied our two selves a little later. My

companion had not ridden his pony for some time, and the latter,

disliking the process of being mounted, began by suddenly sidling away

when his master was only half on his back, with the result that his

master came off and tumbled to the ground, still keeping hold of the

reins. The pony, anxious to be free, danced a jig on his master's

stomach. Luckily, being of a hard-footed hill-breed, his feet were not

shod, so that no serious injury resulted, as would have been the case if

the trampling had been done in iron shoes. At length the pony broke away

from the reins and scampered off, leaving his rider to recover the

breath that had been squeezed out of his body and to pick himself up.

This was an awkward beginning to the day's march, but, finding no bones

broken, and the pony having, for the occasion, allowed himself to be

caught, my friend mounted, successfully this time, and we proceeded on

our way. After some miles we overtook and passed the other party, and

pushed on till, finding we had gone twenty miles from Chaksam, were in a

pleasant spot suitable for resting in, and were uncommonly hungry, we

dismounted, took our ponies' bridles off, tied the animals up, gave them

their grain, and set to work upon our own sandwiches.

We rested an hour, and, thinking our surroundings too pleasant to leave

abruptly, we decided on another half-hour's rest. Just as we had done

so, and were looking forward to a spell of peaceful contemplation of

romantic scenery, as seen through the beautifying haze of

tobacco-smoke, one of us noticed that the Bhutya was fidgeting with his

head rope. He was on the edge of a field of green peas that were

tickling his fancy. As we looked, by some device known only, I should

think, to Bhutya ponies, he slipped the neck rope over one ear. Before

we could get at him he had slipped it over the other and was free. The

only man who had ever been known to catch the pony when he was free was

his own syce, whom his master had left at Chaksam. Here we were twenty

miles from Chaksam and twenty-five from Lhassa, and my friend with many

bruises on his body already contracted that morning, and a sore hip

that, though not preventing him riding, yet hurt him every time that he

tried to walk.

The party that we had overtaken now came up, and, after sending on most

of the escort so as not to detain His Majesty's mails, we proceeded to

try all the dodges known to us of catching a refractory pony. I suppose,

if we had been cowboys trained to use the lasso, we should have had no

trouble. As it was, we experienced much.

A feeding-bag full of grain held out coaxingly at arm's length made the

pony laugh. I tried him with a bit of commissariat biscuit, at which--as

is often the way of people--he snorted. I tried stalking him from behind

my own pony, and got fairly near him, only to find his two heels

perilously near our two heads. We laid a grand snare, in the shape of

two mule loading ropes joined together, and stretched across a tempting

patch of the green-pea field, where not a trace of the rope could be

seen, while the men at each end of the rope lounged peacefully and

innocently with reassuring looks upon their faces which we thought would

not prevent the pony being quietly urged into the space between them.

This ruse nearly succeeded. The pony stalked along, grazing as he went,

till his feet were against the rope, at which the men holding it, after

raising it a little, tried to run to the rear and so encircle the pony.

But before they had gone far he was kicking and tugging with his chest

against the rope, and in a moment had wrenched it out of the hands of

one of the men, and the next minute, after a series of derisive

buckjumps, was in the next field munching young wheat.

After fifty minutes of fruitless manoeuvring we decided on a new plan.

Half a mile further on, the road left the open space where we now were,

and, running close to the side of the river, was flanked on the other

side by almost precipitous rocks. The road here, therefore, formed a

perfect defile, and we decided to proceed on our way, ignoring the

Bhutya and trusting to his gregarious instinct and a little wholesome

neglect on our part to induce him to follow us of his own initiative. We

moved off in a body--mules, ponies, and men. The Bhutya, tired of green

peas and young wheat, looked after us and followed us at a gentle trot.

We left my syce in ambush just outside the defile, but this proved

unnecessary; for the pony, now quite anxious about being left behind,

pushed his way in ahead of the last mounted infantryman, so that at last

we had him in a trap. But to catch hold of him, now that he was in the

trap, still taxed our efforts. A mounted infantryman grabbed him once by

the forelock, and nearly got wrenched off his own pony by doing so,

while the Bhutya leapt away, leaving in the man's hand enough of his own

forelock to stuff a good pincushion. My syce had now come up. He was an

elderly man, more intelligent in these matters than any of those

present. He tempted the pony with bits of a tsampa chapatti that he drew

from his pocket. The pony, forgetful of wheat and green peas, took to

these. The syce in an instant had the reins of the bridle round the

pony's neck, and would have held him fast had not he been lifted off his

feet by the latter's rearing up. The pony was now free again and very

indignant. Rampaging about, he tried to find an exit through a batch of

mules in one direction and a batch of mounted infantry in the other, but

found himself baffled in both. He looked up the rocks and found them

impossible to climb, looked at the river beneath him and seemed to

contemplate taking a header, but thought better of it, and at last stood

sullenly at bay. My syce's next proffer of his own wayside ration

brought the pony to terms. A rope-twitch was round his lip in an

instant, and a moment later he stood bridled and in his right mind.

So on we hastened to Lhassa at last, glad to have secured the pony, but

now somewhat belated. At Trelung bridge, eight miles out of Lhassa, was

a small garrison, guarding the bridge. The officer in command fed us

with a sumptuous tea. Much refreshed, we sped on our way, getting within

sight of camp just as it was turning pitch dark, and having cause to

realise the efficacy of our own camp defences by the way we floundered

among ditches and abattis when barely twenty yards from the camp

perimeter.

There was a 'Tommies' gaff' that night, outside the camp, around a

roughly erected stage lit up with Chinese candles and decked out with

green brushwood that had previously been used to make the jumps at the

last gymkhana. We assembled to hear the familiar types of songs that

form the programme of a soldiers' sing-song--some witty, some rather

vulgar, some modified with topical variations by local poets, and all

full of good cheer.

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