CHAPTER IX.

PROME.

“A Daniel come to judgment! yea, a Daniel!

Oh wise young judge, how I do honour thee!”

Uninviting as may have been the immediate surroundings of the last

place, few stations could vie with Prome in all that was picturesque.

Situated on the left bank of the river, it consisted of a limited and

undulating tract of country, covered with fine trees, from the branches

of which hung beautiful creepers in graceful festoons; shrubs and

undergrowths also grew thickly among the timber. The Burmese must, in

selecting the spot, have had an eye to that which nature had already

rendered beautiful; they then improved upon it according to the canons

of native art—not by any means for the benefit of “οἱ πολλοί,” but as

a sylvan retreat, wherein priest and monks could lead a purely isolated

and ascetic life, away from the busy haunts of men, with every facility

for contemplation and with as few hindrances as possible on the main

road to “Nirvana.” Judging from the size and number of the Pon-gyee

houses, one would imagine that the religious fraternity must have

mustered there in great numbers, ere the spoiler turned them out and

appropriated their sacred dwelling to his own sacrilegious uses. All

is fair in war; these elegant edifices of teak, built on piles along

either side of the main road, and now converted into residences and

mess-houses, had, but a few years since, presented a picture that would

have evoked ecstasies from an artist. There, shaded by the luxurious

foliage of the tamarind, dwelt the original occupants, some reading,

others sitting cross-legged in emulation of their master, a few, maybe,

imparting to the young the doctrines of their wondrous religion.

Then, everything suggested peace and harmony; now, alas! the bugle

is for ever resounding with its periodical “Puddings and pies for

officers’ wives;” whereat the officers would assemble alone, for their

wives—poor “grass-widows!”—were far away.

Facing the river to the right were blocks of hastily constructed

dwellings for all sorts and conditions of men, necessary adjuncts to

a large force, which had to be lodged, fed and clothed; and some way

behind these came the “Sepoy lines.” To the left, well intrenched and

guarded, lay the Commissariat Stores, on which so much depends when

once the dogs of war are let loose. All men, irrespective of race or

colour, fight, as did Napoleon’s soldiers, “on their stomachs;” but

it is the European element which so taxes the hard-worked officials

of the Commissariat department; they must have their daily rations of

meat, bread, porter, tea, sugar and condiments, besides every kind

of comfort, when lying sick or wounded. And when I assert that the

Indian Commissariat department was second to none in the world for

efficiency, organization and uprightness, I know no one can contradict

me. Presiding over this essential adjunct at Prome was a man who, to

the regret of all who knew him, died in India some years afterwards,

and we shall perhaps never look on his like again.

The Burmese quarter of the town was still further to the left,

occupying more level ground and of considerable extent. Many of the

native buildings were on a grander scale than those usually met with,

bamboo being discarded in lieu of teak.

In the midst of them we naturally constructed a prison, near which

soon sprang up that emblem of civilization, the gallows; but I am

happy to put it on record that, during my tenure of office in a medical

capacity, it was never once used. Neither—to the credit of the Burmese,

be it said—were there many candidates for the gaol, though I never

shall forget the amazement of the few at such an unintelligible mode of

punishment.

Of all the people I ever came across, I should consider the Burmese

the least capable of bearing such restraint; they were so independent,

so fond of freedom, air and exercise. With our egotistic proclivities

and insular pride, we are but too prone to pounce down upon a conquered

country and force upon them there and then our own laws and notions of

the fitness of things, utterly regardless of the material with which we

have to deal, and ignoring the impossibility of moulding it all at once

to our own complicated judicial system.

We make no allowance for the influence of centuries of heredity; we

overlook the fact that their notions of right and wrong are based upon

a totally different code of ethics from our own.

That faithful servant, who made away with his father’s murderer in

obedience to the laws and faith of the tribe among whom he was born and

bred, should have merely been dismissed from the service, without being

in addition deported to the Andamans; and it would have been better

for India in general, and an exalted personage in particular, had his

sentence been thus simplified.

We lose sight of the fact that we are aliens ourselves, and only in

possession of these countries by might, and not by right; our strength

is that of a giant, and as such we use it. One of the most pitiable

sights I ever saw was the incarceration of these few Burmese.

Our system was to blame and not the Assistant-Commissioner, than whom

not a kinder or more humane man existed.

With the welfare of the people at heart, he resided among them in the

centre of the town; and the very fact of his being able to do so in

safety so soon after our conquest speaks volumes for native principles

and his own moderation. Many a time and oft did I wend my way through

the streets of an evening to keep him company, and return at night,

without a sign of molestation.

The opposite side of the river, which was at this point narrower and

deeper, was also hilly and laid out in plantations of custard-apples,

the fruit of which did justice to the care and skill lavished upon

them. Those in India were very inferior to them, as much so perhaps

as is a crab-apple to a Ripston-pippin! After the rainy season, and

as soon as it was sufficiently dry to admit of the operation, the

undergrowth in and about them was set on fire, and a pretty sight it

presented at night, as the zig-zag lines of flame ran up the hills in

every direction.

I can quite understand how this annual celebration enriched the soil,

directly through the distribution of carbon and potash, and indirectly

from its increased exposure to the sun and atmosphere; but what passes

my comprehension is how the trees themselves escaped injury.

Either the rapidity with which the flames advanced prevented any real

danger accruing to them; or else the cultivators themselves must have

devised some expedient whereby the trees were rendered fire-proof. They

could be seen superintending the operation, regulating the direction

of the flames, and beating out any that ascended too high with long

bamboos. The soil on these hills was no doubt peculiarly adapted for

this fruit, a fact which the inhabitants probably discovered by having

seen some originally there in a wild state.

In spite of their laziness, they were no mean cultivators, and, as I

saw on an occasion hereafter to be related, endowed with considerable

ingenuity. That the soil of these hills fulfilled the requirements

of the fruit in question in a unique degree, I gathered from the fact

that I never came across it elsewhere. I should much like to assign a

scientific reason, based on an analysis of the soil and the geological

formation of the hills; but I regret to say that my knowledge in

this branch of science was, in those days at all events, extremely

elementary and unpractical. I had soon special reason to lament my

ignorance in this respect, for I was to traverse a hitherto unknown

tract of country, where nature had been exceedingly lavish of her

gifts, animal, vegetable and mineral. Advanced age brings in its train

to the majority of mankind varying degrees of regret for neglected

opportunities, the inevitable longing after that which “might have

been.”

Chosen no doubt from the facilities it afforded, as well as for its

strategical position, the military eye may nevertheless have been

attracted to Prome by the sense of the picturesque; though, as it

turned out, these superficial allurements concealed such deadly enemies

as dysentery and an intractable form of intermittent fever, which

played especial havoc with the European troops. And, contrary to all

calculation, the higher they were quartered, the more severely did

they suffer. Some European infantry, for instance, located in barracks

half-way up the hill, was reduced at one time to a state of almost

inefficiency; while the artillery-men further inland, and in more

open ground, were much less affected. The former arrived in its full

strength, but in a few months could scarcely muster a quarter of their

number of effective bayonets. As I passed their quarters on my morning

“constitutional,” it looked as if the men were mustering for parade

in their dressing-gowns, and convalescents filled every verandah. But

the garrison was not in very great danger, as besides the above, two

regiments of native infantry and one of cavalry were quartered there;

a force in itself amply sufficient to cope with anything the Burmese

could bring against us. Nor was it at all likely that they would beard

the lion in his den, for, as experience had already taught us, their

fighting was as a rule confined to remote spots in the heart of the

jungle, a species of warfare of the most trying and unsatisfactory

nature. A heavy responsibility rested at this time on the officers

in command, who found it difficult to steer between the Scylla of

severity and the Charybdis of leniency; and their difficulties were no

wise lessened by the recent publication of the proclamation annexing

the country, in spite of the significant fact that in reality we held

little more than the actual banks of the river, the interior being

virtually a _terra incognita_, where collisions were still the order of

the day. As might be expected, a nice point arose out of this somewhat

premature notification, with reference to the treatment of spies

taken in our camp. A detachment in a difficult position, away from

further assistance and threatened by armed bands, captured one in their

midst. He was tried by a drum-head court-martial, sentenced and shot,

according to the usages of war. But, said the authorities, we were at

peace, and therefore the punishment was illegal! But we were only so on

paper! War was still going on, even if it were in a desultory fashion;

and for the preservation of the party it was deemed expedient to

employ energetic and deterrent measures. Who was the best judge of the

situation, the officer on the spot, or one thousands of miles away? To

have kept the man a prisoner would have been no easy matter in such a

situation, besides entailing a guard and thereby weakening a force that

was already numerically small. Time and circumstances considered, it

was a mistake to descend to such hair-splitting, as it tended to weaken

the authority of the officers, besides causing them much unnecessary

dissatisfaction. It was in fact one of those many cases in which theory

and practice cannot be reconciled.

Soon after landing, I joined the battery of artillery on the other

side of the hills. They assigned to me a large bungalow perched on

a hillock, composed of three rooms communicating with each other and

surrounded by a verandah. It was simply palatial in contrast with some

of my recent abodes, making me feel a person of some consequence.

My stock of furniture was certainly somewhat limited, but I had all

that was necessary, and in such a country the absence of anything

superfluous was a decided advantage, tending as it did to limit the

powers of concealment of various nuisances, such as rats, snakes and

insects.

I could watch the rats with the utmost _nonchalance_ as they chased

each other along my bamboos; and many a snake forfeited his life

through his inability to conceal himself. One afternoon I observed a

very large one coiled up in the very centre of my bed, and, justly

incensed at such unwarrantable intrusion, I grasped a long-bladed

Burmese sword and advanced to do battle. But in spite of my extreme

caution, the bamboo flooring creaked, and the reptile decamped, not,

however, before I had cut him in two. Snakes enter houses as a rule in

pursuit of the rats and frogs which harbour there; in this instance,

however, the intrusion seemed to have for its sole object the luxury

of occupying my bed—a temptation to which he yielded with unlooked-for

results.

Others I frequently killed when capturing a frog, which in such a case

utters a series of sounds resembling the cries of a flogged child.

The solitary position of my abode was a matter of complete indifference

to me, as I was generally out till late, and dined every evening at

the mess, besides which, I always had writing to do when at home, and

consequently preferred being undisturbed.

The mess fare was simple; but even had it been much more so,

compensation would have been afforded by the society one met there.

From the commanding officer downward, one and all were a refined,

intellectual set of men, among whom I spent a most agreeable time, the

pleasurable recollection of which is marred only by the afterthought of

how many perished soon after in the Mutiny.

“Heroic Willoughby,” of Delhi fame, was there,—all, all were good men

and true!

As my sphere of duties widened to embrace the civil department also,

the place grew upon me, and I hoped to remain there for a long time.

Looking back, I often wish it had been so decreed! Men who had resided

for some time in India thought differently, they longed for the time

when their regiments should be ordered back.

And their wish was soon to be gratified: they returned just in time to

get entangled in the outbreak, in which the majority of my old comrades

were shot down by the men they trusted.

I was caught in the same trap, but escaped by the skin of my teeth.

Circumstances unfortunately compelled me to remain on for many years;

but I place it on record that from that time forward I loathed the

country and the altered mode of Government, and I maintain, without

much fear of contradiction, that under John Company’s _Raj_, Europeans

and natives were far happier than they have ever been since, or ever

will be.

At Prome there certainly was a dearth of those amusements to which

the majority of officers had been accustomed; but this was the case at

most Burmese stations. The band and the mess were all that remained.

There was very little sport; and libraries and billiard-tables were

inadmissible, as part and parcel of campaigning equipage; the ladies

too—where were they?

In its palmy days of yore, before the great convulsion, India was

celebrated for its sociability, for the brotherly feelings that knit

together Europeans of every denomination, and for the deference shown

them by the population at large.

In every walk of life there is the hard lesson of how to take the

good and bad together; and there is some justification of the way in

which the officers yearned after their accustomed dances, picnics and

hunting, in the fact that history has proved, in the most unequivocal

manner, that the man who shines in the drawing-room and field makes the

best officer under any conditions. He possesses more self-reliance,

clearer judgment, and greater fertility of resource, not to speak of

better-tuned nerves, in an emergency, than the more modern bookworm,

whose mind has too often been developed at the expense of his body.

If the human machinery is to work efficiently, bodily and mental

training must go hand in hand, and this is especially necessary in

the case of the soldier. The pendulum with us is always swinging to

extremes, and the present tendency is to train the one, and leave the

other to look after itself.

The old Company may have erred in the opposite direction, by permitting

young fellows to enter their service before, indeed, their education

was sufficiently advanced; yet, what able men they produced!

The Mutiny arose from no fault of theirs, but rather from the evils

of interference from home, by which the door of appeal was opened too

wide, weakening that authority so essential to commanders, especially

in the East. The leaven rapidly permeated throughout the mass, and the

Sepoys, recognizing their advantage, improved upon it, as Asiatics know

how.

The “annexation of Oude” and the “greased cartridge” episode occurred

opportunely, and served as handles.

In judicial matters we were exacting; but in military matters we were

far too lenient, the reason of this being presumably that the supreme

command was vested in officers imperfectly acquainted with the Asiatic

character, these new acquisitions coming periodically fresh from home,

and consequently tinctured with much of the maudlin sentiment that

thrives there in certain quarters.

In India generally, Europeans were but little given to pedestrian

exercise, partly because the youngest subaltern could afford to

indulge in a horse or pony, partly because the country was so very

uninteresting, hundreds of miles of dead level road, lined on either

side with the useful and ubiquitous mango, and acres of cultivation

without a break, by way of relieving the depressing monotony.

Riding put a totally different complexion on the matter; the animals,

unaccustomed to inequalities, were well suited to the roads; the

exhilarating exercise covered a multitude of shortcomings, while

hunting obscured them _in toto_.

At Prome, however, there was more by way of encouragement to

pedestrians; well worth traversing on foot were the many interesting

roads, turning here and bending there; now ascending a greasy hill,

anon dipping into a valley, and following up a meandering stream,

flanked with stately trees and flowering shrubs.

On all sides, the fly-catchers with their burnished plumage flashing

in the sun, while various other birds in gaudy livery flitted from

tree to tree; woodpeckers ran round them, tapping here and there with

their hammer-shaped bills in quest of hidden treasures, while the

agile movements of the squirrel lent additional charm to the scene.

One walk was in special favour, leading, as it did, along the banks of

the river, and then sweeping inland, enclosing with two others a huge

space, in which lay our entire force. Its breadth and culverts were

evidence of its military design.

The life in Burmah may have been irksome to many, but none could

complain of its expense. What with no house rent, a necessarily

curtailed mess, and various subscriptions in abeyance, military tailors

realized many an outstanding debt.

Extended credit, and proportionately protective prices had placed

purveyor and recipient on the horns of a dilemma, from which this

campaign released them.

It must certainly have been an anxious time for the man of business;

and as he ran his eye down the list of casualties, one must sympathize

with him, as much as is possible in the case of traders that make those

who meet their liabilities pay for those who do not. I was young at

that time, and had only advanced a few paces on the independent road of

life; and the yarns unfolded afforded me an insight into the recesses

of human nature.

War, whether waged in a just cause or the reverse, is always a

lamentable occurrence, but this campaign afforded another illustration

of the adage relating to an “ill wind.” To save money in such a

situation reflected no credit on any man, simply because there existed

no loophole for extravagance of any kind. It was a case of necessity

rather than choice.

As soon as the river had contracted once again into its ordinary

bed, which it does very soon after the rains are over, I obtained a

day’s leave of absence, in order to pay a visit to a famous haunt of

wild-fowl. Such at least was its reputation, and for once in the course

of her long life, Dame Rumour had spoken correctly. Something like an

hour’s journey by boat brought me to a perfect El Dorado of geese and

ducks. When we had reached the extensive “jheel,” or swamp, where they

most did congregate, one of my men procured me a small native boy, who

was delighted at the prospect of paddling me about in his own canoe. I

had soon taken up my position in the bow with gun and ammunition—those

were the days of powder-flask, shot-belt and wads—and we forthwith

raised the alarm, the immense numbers of fowls fairly blotting out the

bright sky for several moments.

I discharged both barrels into the flock, and, ere I could look round,

my amphibious little guide was in the water, retrieving the dead

and wounded, which were all ordinary ducks and geese in excellent

condition. As this was a very likely place for an alligator, I felt

extremely nervous on the boy’s account—the only drawback to a very

pleasant and exciting day; but as he seemed rather to enjoy it than

otherwise, I tried to persuade myself that the danger was one of my own

creating. He enjoyed both the fun and the “tip” I gave him, for it was

not every day he had the chance of earning a rupee.

Ere many weeks had rolled by, the kaleidoscope of military affairs

was again shaken, and, to my infinite regret, the battery was ordered

elsewhere.

My country house had therefore to be vacated; and I believe that even

the colony of rats, lizards, frogs and mosquitoes, with which I had

shared it, regretted my departure. The snakes, upon whom I always waged

unrelenting war, were doubtless mightily pleased. As for the others,

as long as they kept their place, I lived, and let live. Their name

certainly was—legion!

Whatever may have been my regret at the sudden and unexpected turn in

the tide of affairs, very little leisure was permitted for the purpose

of brooding over the stern decrees of fickle fortune.

Military life consists in being here to-day, there to-morrow;

and is indeed a nomadic existence, only relieved by its eminent

respectability.

“Move on,” is the everlasting dictum of War Office and policeman; and

one has, during the active years of one’s life, but few opportunities

of settling down in the midst of one’s few household gods. This

constant moving under orders is apt to cling to men, even after their

retirement from the service; and this accounts for the reputation

enjoyed by Anglo-Indians as the most restless of mortals.

On first returning home, they pitch their tents in “Asia Minor” (known

to some as Bayswater); thence they move on through Bath, Cheltenham,

and Leamington, until their circuit of the island is put a stop to by

a last fatal illness. This wandering proclivity is further encouraged

by the absence of ties to any particular spot; for the Anglo-Indian,

returning after years of service in the Far East, is ever thrown into

a train of melancholy associations by the reiterated question: “The

friends of my youth, where are they?”

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