CHAPTER V.

FIRST IMPRESSIONS.

“He hears, alas! no music of the spheres,

But an unhallowed, earthly sound of fiddling.”

“A spark neglected makes a mighty fire.”

These temples were by no means good specimens of Burmese architecture,

which perhaps culminated in the _Kyoungs_, or resorts of the priests:

a large quantity of elaborately carved timber entered into the

construction of these edifices, the roof of which gradually diminished

from below upwards, and were on this account far more pleasing to the

eye than the more abrupt style adopted in Chinese temples.

They were for the most part raised in quiet and secluded groves,

whither the pious _Pongyees_ could retire for purposes of

contemplation, in humble imitation of the founder of their creed.

These _Pongyees_, who were always clean-shaven, and clad in yellow

robes, transcended in purity of life and devotion to their sacred

cause any others of like persuasion that I ever came across. They were,

moreover, courteous, unassuming, and affable to a degree, always ready

to impart any information that lay within their ken, and supporting it

with such written documents as they possessed.

The people at large held them in the greatest veneration, and the

funeral obsequies of any distinguished member of the order were of

an elaborate and somewhat costly nature. The first process was the

embalming, in which art the Burmese must have been little inferior to

the ancient Egyptians. When this process had been completed and the

limbs were bound up and covered with a kind of varnish, the body was

placed in a _kyoung_, where it lay in state for a month or six weeks,

during which time there was always a light burning within the building,

while prayers, intercessions, and offerings of every kind were made by

devotees from all parts.

The last rite of all, cremation, I had the good fortune to witness,

on a very important occasion, amid a large concourse of worshippers.

The mummified remains were reverently laid on an iron grating between

two low parallel walls, and a fire was ignited below, fuel being added

as required; and although the wood was dry, and both it and the body

burned furiously, the latter took a considerable time to incinerate.

While the deceased was lying in state, some foolish Europeans,

possessed, I regret to say, of more zeal than honesty, made off one

night with a few of his ornaments, and escaped only by the skin of

their teeth.

Thus, even to Burmese philosophy there was a limit; they could endure

with stoical indifference the spoliation of their temples; they uttered

no audible protest against the unholy appropriation of pagodas sacred

to Buddha, “the Wise,” “the Enlightened,” but when their offerings

for the repose of a high priest’s soul were surreptitiously made away

with, then their anger was kindled. The images were coveted, not for

their intrinsic value, but because they were clever caricatures of the

invader, both the civil and the military element being represented.

Thus the resentment of the marauder predominated over even his

cupidity; though no one who knew the character of the Burmese could

ever suppose for one moment that they intended this as an insult, for,

being themselves almost proof against the shafts of ridicule, they not

unnaturally concluded that a nation so superior in intellect would

be above such trifles. And here they erred; their intercourse with

Europeans had hitherto been fragmentary—limited to a casual trader, and

it had consequently never dawned on them that the sensitiveness of a

race varies directly with its organization.

But for the stockade, the pilferers’ chance of escape would have

been small indeed, and even as it was, they reached the main gate

not a moment too soon. The sentry on duty shut it in the faces of the

enraged pursuers and called out the guard. By restoring the images, and

vouchsafing some sort of explanation, an episode which might have been

attended with serious consequences was thus happily tided over.

I have already contrasted the Burmese with the natives of Hindostan,

and I am constrained to compare them with the _Mongolidæ_. They closely

resemble the Chinese in their features and habits; their language, too,

is monosyllabic, and they also remain in a stationary condition for

all time. This latter feature of their national existence is due to the

generosity of nature; we northern races are engaged in an everlasting

pitched battle with the elements, and where nature adds difficulty

she adds brain; but with a warm climate, an abundant fauna and flora,

rivers teeming with fish, and just enough intelligence to appreciate

these gifts, besides a religion which fitted in with their mode of

thought, what need had the Burmese of progress?

Their misfortune lay in being interfered with, because they did not

understand the customs of what we are pleased to call “civilization,”

and their country was wrested from them in consequence by the superior

force of might. The rubbish indulged in as regards “improving and

elevating them” I have but little patience with; it is, in the first

place, right down dishonest, and it is, moreover, impossible even were

it desirable.

In the “commercial advantages,” which were—let us be frank—the

mainspring of the whole movement, there figured largely certain mines

that had for years dazzled our eyes and excited our thirst for gain:

well, we took them as the price of our “improvements,” and how have

they been manipulated?

I have already had occasion to discuss the variety and strength of

Oriental smells; one could, in fact, very well do without the sense

of smell while in the East; the scent even of the flowers, of mango,

orange, lime, and dedonia, is oppressive in the sultry atmosphere.

But the “artificial” smells are something to experience; that of an

Indian bazaar—a compound of assafœtida, decayed produce, and stagnant

drains—clings to a person for ever; that of a Burmese market is

delightfully enhanced by the perfume of Gua-pu, a speciality of the

country, in which stale fish, lime, and other similar ingredients are

incorporated _secundum artem_.

The display in the Rangoon market included meat, fish, poultry, fruit,

vegetables, and flowers, in variety and abundance; but every other

odour was assimilated and overcome by Gua-pu. Yet who shall ridicule so

acquired a taste?

The alderman likes his green turtle, the Chinaman his birds’ nests,

and the Frenchman his frogs’ legs; so, too, the Burmese will have his

Gua-pu.

The fact is, there is Gua-pu and Gua-pu!

On one occasion, proceeding up the river with the Commissioner, the

late Sir A. Phayre, I was roundly abusing this native delicacy; he

fetched a stone jar and begged that I would taste the contents. When I

had done so and reported favourably, he informed me to my astonishment

that it was a superior quality of the compound I had been vilifying.

Had he not been so perfect a gentleman, and so considerate to all that

had the pleasure of acting under him, I should have suspected that

he inwardly enjoyed my obvious discomfiture at having so erroneously

condemned anything _in toto_.

He was certainly far above the ordinary run of rulers in all those

qualities that adorn a man and a Christian. It was my good fortune to

be near him for weeks together, when heavy responsibilities weighed

upon him: we had to traverse wild tracts of country with dangers at

every turn, and the end—if ever reached—bristled with difficulties. To

be acquainted with him was a matter for congratulation; to serve under

him was a privilege; to know him was to love him.

When circumstances had parted us, I had very undesirable occasions for

studying the reverse of the medal—egotistical, fussy, fault-finding

men, to please whom was beyond the range of human attainment; men

primed with theory, but worse than useless in practical administration,

whose one object seemed to be to offend and estrange their

fellow-countrymen, and to oppress and outrage the natives.

The one type elevated the service; the other lowered both the service

and all concerned therein, causing the tide to ebb to a very low mark.

The words of the Bard concerning the good and evil deeds of mankind

have no application to the lamented Commissioner; he left no evil deeds

to survive him, nor were his many good ones lost with him, for as long

as Burmah is inhabited—and there is not at present any very startling

prospect of a decrease in its population—his memory will be revered by

Native and European alike, a monument more lasting than stone or brass.

For a conquered race the Burmese certainly held their heads remarkably

erect, looking the usurper straight in the face without any shame for

their own position. The fact was, a very superficial acquaintance with

our habits and mode of living had convinced them of our superiority in

every respect—save one.

It is very curious that every Eastern native looks down on our music

with undisguised contempt. Our bands might discourse the gems of

Chopin, Beethoven, and Balfe, but only the veriest loiterer would stop

to listen, and, to judge by his expression, it fell as flat on his ear

as a penny trumpet would on ours.

Real music was too refined and complicated for nerves accustomed

throughout generations to coarser measures in harmony. This was the

same all over Hindostan; and it is therefore surprising that our

regimental native bands were remarkably good before the Mutiny.

A Burmese band consisted of a number of drums in a circle, and diverse

brass instruments, awful to look upon, and still more awful to hear;

though what they lacked in harmony they certainly made up for in noise.

With the exception of the ubiquitous and irrepressible mosquito, the

whole of the lower creation fled before it; and only a sense of dignity

prevented many of us from following suit.

The performers must have been animated by extraordinary zeal, if

the manner in which they hammered on the drums and blew through the

wind-instruments be any criterion. As I invariably hastened in a

direction opposite to that which was taken by the performers, I never

witnessed the climax of the celebration; but if it continued for long

on the same _crescendo_ principle as that with which it passed me,

I should think it must ultimately have resulted in rupture of the

drum-heads and explosion of the remaining instruments.

The effect of music on nations, and through them on individuals,

certainly furnishes matter for a deal of interesting study and

comparison. In the primitive state it is simple and natural: Eastern

nations make use of it to produce temporary excitement, a method that

we have retained in our military bands, or, combined with dancing, as

the food of love.

It has always been inseparably connected with religion and religious

observances, from the organ and choir of Western religions to the drum

and cymbals of the East. If the imagination of the poet can give to

“airy nothing a local habitation and a name,” music has a yet greater

power; and they are indeed twin sisters, poetry and music raising the

civilized mind far above the ordinary range of things earthly. There

will doubtless always be some mortals, even in the highest stage of

civilization, who are nowise susceptible to the beauties of music;

of them our poet for all time has spoken in uncomplimentary terms,

perhaps harshly; but, if such a being is not to blame, he is at least

incomprehensible.

Among the many disadvantages under which Eastern nations labour,

is the absence of melody in the voices of the feathered tribe. Our

nightingale, thrush, and lark are all birds of sober plumage; but in

the East there are no vocal artists; no lark poising itself in mid-air

warbling forth in the early morn, and gladdening the heart of man

with its song; no thrush singing to its lady-love from the topmost

branch of a may-tree; no nightingale to lend its charm to a summer

twilight—nothing but gaudy plumage and burnished colours that dart

hither and thither “brief as the lightning in the collied night.”

The birds utter for the most part harsh, discordant sounds; and it

appears to me that the reason for this want of vocal sweetness is to

be found either in the climate or in the number of carrion-eaters. A

nightingale, for instance, singing from the leafy branch of a tamarind

tree, with a pack of jackals yelling beneath, would be a contrast

repugnant to nature, a dislocation of the fitness of things.

Our English vanity enables us to tolerate peacocks in the gardens

of the wealthy. For the sake of seeing them strut about terraces and

spread their tails in the sunlight, people will endure their torturing

cry at daybreak, and even turn a deaf ear to the complaints of the

gardener, who soon loses all patience with this most mischievous of

birds. I do not remember them in Burmah, but in India they are very

numerous, affecting in particular the denser jungles frequented by

tigers.

An idea prevails indeed among the natives that the peacock follows such

animals, but its only foundation lies in the coincidence that both love

solitude. I remember on one occasion coming upon some hundreds of these

beautiful birds committing rare havoc in a cultivated field. But they

soon took cognizance of the intruder, and I had only just time to shoot

a male and a young female, when all traces of them had vanished; the

former for the sake of his feathers, the latter for the table. Certain

shady trees bordering a canal near our encampment turned out to be a

favourite roosting-place for them, but ere they could settle down for

the night a general scrimmage would take place for the best seats:

fine feathers may make fine birds, but do not always cover amiable

dispositions—not, at least, in the _ornithological_ biped!

Oh, my digressions! You wanted to hear about Burmah and its

inhabitants, and here I have been discoursing on music and peacocks!

Being subject to a heavy annual rainfall, all their dwellings are

built on piles, and are thereby raised to several feet above the

ground. This expedient, a sanitary precaution against damp floorings

and emanations from the soil, a _sine quâ non_, in fact, under such

climatic conditions, gave a special character to their villages, which

were constructed for the most part of bamboos.

But while steering clear of Scylla, they ran into Charybdis. Fire

played great havoc with them, and its annual course was “short, sharp,

and decisive.” The wonder was that it did not occur a dozen times a

year instead of once; and I doubt whether a hydrant close at hand, with

an unlimited supply of water, would have been of any real service.

They never took the least precaution with regard to fire, although

their houses, furniture, and mats, and all consisted of nothing but

bamboo; perhaps they thought that the annual fire was as inevitable

as the annual monsoon. Indeed—to borrow an illustration from our own

historians of the seventeenth century—I am strongly of opinion that

this annual conflagration stifled the origin and prevented the spread

of epidemic disease. Witness the fact that, a few years later, when

more substantial buildings had taken the place of these flimsy wooden

structures, thereby reducing such visitations to a minimum, cholera

raged with great virulence, a disease hitherto almost unknown to the

country, where doctors had been occupied chiefly with cases of fever

and dysentery.

I have known a regiment up to its full strength so ravaged by these

complaints as not to be able to muster a hundred effective bayonets

after a few months’ residence in a certain part of the country. The

annual incineration of Rangoon therefore possessed a redeeming feature,

and was certainly a “thing of beauty” while it lasted.

Late one evening, in the month of April, the garrison was roused from

its wonted propriety by what appeared to be a very heavy discharge

of artillery and musketry in the immediate neighbourhood, and the

commanding officer was on the point of calling the troops to arms, when

some one discovered the origin of the alarm—the yearly fire! The flames

literally ran along the streets faster than the natives could run

themselves—the reports being due to the bursting of sections of bamboo;

and the scene resembled (I ask pardon for seeking my illustrations

in such commonplace sources), a Benefit display of fireworks at the

Crystal Palace, at the moment when the large set-piece is ignited. It

burned itself out, simply because there was nothing else left to feed

upon; nothing but charred remains, the outcome of a very short reign of

terror.

History, sacred and profane, alludes to a bird, sacred to the dread

Osiris, the All-seeing and Many-eyed, that was said to pay a periodical

visit to the land of the Pharaohs. The most credited account concerning

the bird is that, on burning itself, a similar creature sprang from

its ashes, and, from its hiding-place in the surrounding tamarisk,

continued to watch over the sacred burial-place. A very phœnix was

Rangoon; it rose up on its own ashes rejuvenated and vigorous; no

harrowing accounts ever reached us of loss of life or even serious

injury; all went on as before, with increased energy, until new bamboos

had supplied the place of old ones.

Equally singular were the circumstances attending the outbreak of the

“monsoon,” which burst upon us, less to our delight than to that of

the vegetable and insect world. The change was startling. One day,

the baked ground, as hard and bare as a rock, with only a stray blade

of grass struggling for existence; creation groaning, exhausted,

expectant. Then a change comes over its dream; there is a terrible and

steady downpour; ere twenty-four hours have elapsed, the new blades of

grass can be seen peeping out; there are innumerable insects on the

wing, and millions of frogs are croaking in the marshes. The evening

before I had passed a dried-up tank of large dimensions, the bottom of

which was deeply fissured in every direction, and to all appearances as

destitute of life as the Great Sahara. The next day it was full to the

brim, and huge fish were leaping out of the water in evident delight at

being released from their long and enforced captivity.

The rain had descended, the mud was softened, and its inmates,

wriggling forth, took to their more natural element and mode of

locomotion. Instances of dormant vitality we know to be common among

seeds and insects; wheat found in an Egyptian mummy-case many centuries

old has germinated freely; seeds of trees buried for ages have done

the same, and those also of fruit found in a skeleton, that must

have lain incarcerated since the beginning of the Christian era. The

chrysalis stage of insects is too well known to need comment. But such

a suspension of vitality in creatures like fish, whose organization

demands continual aeration of the blood through gills, is somewhat

strange, and runs considerable risk of being branded as a traveller’s

tale. I confess to having felt startled on my first acquaintance with

these mud-fish. Many months of freedom could now be looked forward

to; then again the daily decrease in depth; wriggling into the mud;

diminution of vitality; and finally, loss of consciousness. Truly, a

strange existence!

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