II

In the convention of 1884, which met at Chicago, we had a veritable

monkey-and-parrot time. It was next after the schism in Congress

between the Democratic factions led respectively by Carlisle and

Randall, Carlisle having been chosen Speaker of the House over Randall.

Converse, of Ohio, appeared in the Platform Committee representing

Randall, and Morrison, of Illinois, and myself, representing Carlisle.

I was bent upon making Morrison chairman of the committee. But it was

agreed that the chairmanship should be held in abeyance until the

platform had been formulated and adopted. The subcommittee to whom the

task was delegated sat fifty-one hours without a break before its work

was completed. Then Morrison was named chairman. It was arranged

thereafter between Converse, Morrison and myself that when the agreed

report was made, Converse and I should have each what time he required

to say what was desired in explanation, I to close the debate and move

the previous question. At this point General Butler sidled up. “Where

do I come in?” he asked.

“You don’t get in at all, you blasted old sinner,” said Morrison.

“I have scriptural warrant,” General Butler said. “Thou shalt not

muzzle the ox that treadeth the corn.”

“All right, old man,” said Morrison, good-humoredly, “take all the time

you want.”

In his speech before the convention General Butler was not at his

happiest, and in closing he gave me a particularly good opening. “If

you adopt this platform of my friend Watterson,” he said, “God may help

you, but I can’t.”

I was standing by his side, and, it being my turn, he made way for me,

and I said: “During the last few days and nights of agreeable, though

rather irksome, intercourse, I have learned to love General Butler, but

I must declare that in an option between him and the Almighty I have a

prejudice in favor of God.”

In his personal intercourse, General Butler was the most genial of men.

The subcommittee in charge of the preparation of a platform held its

meetings in the drawing-room of his hotel apartment, and he had

constituted himself our host as well as our colleague. I had not

previously met him. It was not long after we came together before he

began to call me by my Christian name. At one stage of the proceedings

when by substituting one word for another it looked as though we might

reach an agreement, he said to me: “Henry, what is the difference

between ‘exclusively for public purposes’ and ‘a tariff for revenue

only’?”

“I know of none,” I answered.

“Do you think that the committee have found you out?”

“No, I scarcely think so.”

“Then I will see that they do,” and he proceeded in his peculiarly

subtle way to undo all that we had done, prolonging the session

twenty-four hours.

He was an able man and a lovable man. The missing ingredient was

serious belief. Just after the nomination of the Breckinridge and Lane

Presidential ticket in 1860, I heard him make an ultra-Southern speech

from Mr. Breckinridge’s doorway. “What do you think of that?” I asked

Andrew Johnson, who stood by me, and Johnson answered sharply, with an

oath: “I never like a man to be for me more than I am for myself.” I

have been told that even at home General Butler could never acquire the

public confidence. In spite of his conceded mentality and manliness he

gave the impression of being something of an intellectual sharper.

He was charitable, generous and amiable. The famous New Orleans order

which had made him odious to the women of the South he had issued to

warn bad women and protect good women. Assuredly he did not foresee the

interpretation that would be put upon it. He was personally popular in

Congress. When he came to Washington he dispensed a lavish hospitality.

Such radical Democrats as Beck and Knott did not disdain his company,

became, indeed, his familiars. Yet, curious to relate, a Kentucky

Congressman of the period lost his seat because it was charged and

proven that he had ridden in a carriage to the White House with the

Yankee Boanerges on a public occasion.

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