III

I never heard Mr. Jefferson make a recitation or, except in the singing

of a song before his voice began to break, make himself a part of any

private entertainment other than that of a spectator and guest.

He shrank from personal displays of every sort. Even in his younger

days he rarely “gagged,” or interpolated, upon the stage. Yet he did

not lack for a ready wit. One time during the final act of Rip Van

Winkle, a young countryman in the gallery was so carried away that he

quite lost his bearings and seemed to be about to climb over the outer

railing. The audience, spellbound by the actor, nevertheless saw the

rustic, and its attention was being divided between the two when

Jefferson reached that point in the action of the piece where Rip is

amazed by the docility of his wife under the ill usage of her second

husband. He took in the situation at a glance.

Casting his eye directly upon the youth in the gallery, he uttered the

lines as if addressing them directly to him, “Well, I would never have

believed it if I had not seen it.”

The poor fellow, startled, drew back from his perilous position, and

the audience broke into a storm of applause.

Joseph Jefferson was a Swedenborgian in his religious belief. At one

time too extreme a belief in spiritualism threatened to cloud his

sound, wholesome understanding. As he grew older and happier and passed

out from the shadow of his early tragedy he fell away from the more

sinister influence the supernatural had attained over his imagination.

One time in Washington I had him to breakfast to meet the Chief Justice

and Mr. Justice Matthews and Mr. Carlisle, the newly-elected Speaker of

the House. It was a rainy Sunday, and it was in my mind to warn him

that our company was made up of hard-headed lawyers not apt to be

impressed by fairy tales and ghost stories, and to suggest that he cut

the spiritualism in case the conversation fell, as was likely, into the

speculative. I forgot, or something hindered, and, sure enough, the

question of second sight and mind reading came up, and I said to

myself: “Lord, now we’ll have it.” But it was my kinsman, Stanley

Matthews, who led off with a clairvoyant experience in his law

practice. I began to be reassured. Mr. Carlisle followed with a most

mathematical account of some hobgoblins he had encountered in his law

practice. Finally the Chief Justice, Mr. Waite, related a series of

incidents so fantastic and incredible, yet detailed with the precision

and lucidity of a master of plain statement, as fairly to stagger the

most believing ghostseer. Then I said to myself again: “Let her go,

Joe, no matter what you tell now you will fall below the standard set

by these professional perfecters of pure reason, and are safe to do

your best, or your worst.” I think he held his own, however.

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