Chapter the Twenty-Second

Theodore Roosevelt—His Problematic Character—He Offers Me an

Appointment—His _Bonhomie_ and Chivalry—Proud of His Rebel Kin

I

It is not an easy nor yet a wholly congenial task to write—truthfully,

intelligently and frankly to write—about Theodore Roosevelt. He

belonged to the category of problematical characters. A born

aristocrat, he at no time took the trouble to pose as a special friend

of the people; a born leader, he led with a rough unsparing hand. He

was the soul of controversy. To one who knew him from his childhood as

I did, always loving him and rarely agreeing with him, it was plain to

see how his most obvious faults commended him to the multitude and made

for a popularity that never quite deserted him.

As poorly as I rate the reign of majorities I prefer it to the one-man

power, either elective or dynastic. The scheme of a third term in the

presidency for General Grant seemed to me a conspiracy though with many

of its leaders I was on terms of affectionate intimacy. I fought and

helped to kill in 1896 the unborn scheme to give Mr. Cleveland a third

term. Inevitably as the movement for the retention of Theodore

Roosevelt beyond the time already fixed began to show itself in 1907,

my pen was primed against it and I wrote variously and voluminously.

There appeared in one of the periodicals for January, 1908, a sketch of

mine which but for a statement issued concurrently from the White House

would have attracted more attention than it did. In this I related how

at Washington just before the War of Sections I had a musical pal—the

niece of a Southern senator—who had studied in Paris, been a protégée

of the Empress Eugénie and become an out-and-out imperialist. Louis

Napoleon was her ideal statesman. She not only hated the North but

accepted as gospel truth all the misleading theories of the South: that

cotton was king; that slavery was a divine institution; that in any

enterprise one Southern man was a match for six Northern men.

On these points we had many contentions. When the break came she went

South with her family. The last I saw of her was crossing Long Bridge

in a lumbering family carriage waving a tiny Confederate flag.

Forty-five years intervened. I had heard of her from time to time

wandering aimlessly over Europe, but had not met her until the

preceding winter in a famous Southern homestead. There she led me into

a rose garden, and seated beneath its clustered greeneries she said

with an air of triumph, “Now you see, my dear old friend, that I was

right and you were wrong all the time.”

Startled, and altogether forgetful, I asked in what way.

“Why,” she answered, “at last the South is coming to its own.”

Still out of rapport with her thought I said something about the

obliteration of sectionalism and the arrival of political freedom and

general prosperity. She would none of this.

[Illustration: Henry Watterson (Photograph taken in Florida)]

“I mean,” she abruptly interposed, “that the son of Martha Bullock has

come to his own and he will rescue us from the mudsills of the North.”

She spoke as if our former discussions had been but yesterday. Then I

gave her the right of way, interjecting a query now and then to give

emphasis to her theme, while she unfolded the plan which seemed to her

so simple and easy; God’s own will; the national destiny, first a third

term, and then life tenure à la Louis Napoleone for Theodore Roosevelt,

the son of Martha Bullock, the nephew of our great admiral, who was to

redress all the wrongs of the South and bring the Yankees to their just

deserts at last.

“If,” I ended my sketch, “out of the mouths of babes and sucklings, why

not out of the brain of this crazed old woman of the South?”

Early in the following April I came from my winter home in Florida to

the national capital, and the next day was called by the President to

the White House.

“The first thing I want to ask,” said he, “is whether that old woman

was a real person or a figment of your imagination?”

“She was a figment of my imagination,” I answered, “but you put her out

of business with a single punch. Why didn’t you hold back your

statement a bit? If you had done so there was room for lots of sport

ahead.”

He was in no mood for joking. “Henry Watterson,” he said, “I want to

talk to you seriously about this third-term business. I will not deny

that I have thought of the thing—thought of it a great deal.” Then he

proceeded to relate from his point of view the state of the country and

the immediate situation. He spoke without reserve of his relations to

the nearest associated public men, of what were and what were not his

personal and party obligations, his attitude toward the political

questions of the moment, and ended by saying, “What do you make of all

this?”

“Mr. President,” I replied, “you know that I am your friend, and as

your friend I tell you that if you go out of here the fourth of next

March placing your friend Taft in your place you will make a good third

to Washington and Lincoln; but if you allow these wild fellows

willy-nilly to induce you, in spite of your declaration, to accept the

nomination, substantially for a third term, all issues will be merged

in that issue, and in my judgment you will not carry a state in the

Union.”

As if much impressed and with a show of feeling he said: “It may be so.

At any rate I will not do it. If the convention nominates me I will

promptly send my declination. If it nominates me and adjourns I will

call it together again and it will have to name somebody else.”

As an illustration of the implacability which pursued him I may mention

that among many leading Republicans to whom I related the incident most

of them discredited his sincerity, one of them—a man of national

importance—expressing the opinion that all along he was artfully

playing for the nomination. This I do not believe. Perhaps he was never

quite fixed in his mind. The presidency is a wondrous lure. Once out of

the White House—what else and what——?

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