VIII

After my time on _The Daily Mail_, I joined _The Daily Express_ for a

few months before becoming one of the literary editors of _The Daily

Chronicle_.

On _The Express_ I came to know Sir Arthur Pearson before the days of

his blindness, and did not admire him so much then (though I liked

him) as in those later years when, by his magnificent courage, and his

devoted service to all the blinded men of the war, he was one of the

truly heroic figures of the world.

As a newspaper proprietor he was a man of restless energy, but narrower

in his outlook, at that time, than his great rival, Harmsworth, whose

methods he imitated. He was a strong adherent of tariff reform, when

Joseph Chamberlain stumped the country in favor of that policy, which

divided friend from friend, wrecked the amenities of social life, and

started passionate arguments at every dinner table, somewhat in the

same manner that the personality and policy of President Wilson caused

social uproar in the United States, during the Peace Conference.

Pearson conferred on me the privilege, as I think he considered it,

of recording the progress of the Chamberlain campaign, and it was the

hardest work, I think, apart from war correspondence, that I have ever

done. I do not regret having done it, for it took me into the midst of

one of the biggest political conflicts in English history, led by one

of the most remarkable men.

My task was to write each night what is called “a descriptive report,”

which means that I had to give the gist of each of Chamberlain’s long

speeches, with their salient points, and at the same time describe the

scenes in and around the hall, besieged everywhere by vast crowds of

opponents and supporters who often came into conflict, Chamberlain’s

methods with his interrupters, and the incidents of the evening.

Pearson often had a place on the platform, near the man for whom he

had a real hero worship, and sent down little notes to me when various

points of importance occurred to him. Always my article had to be

finished within a few minutes of Chamberlain’s peroration, in order to

get it on to the wire for London.

It was at Newport, in Wales, I remember, that I nearly blighted my

young life by over-sympathy with the sufferings of a fellow mortal.

This was a correspondent of _The Daily Mail_, who had been a most

convinced and passionate free trader. He had written, only a few weeks

before, a series of powerful and crushing articles against tariff

reform, which had duly appeared in _The Daily Mail_, until Harmsworth

announced one morning that he had been talking to his gardener, and had

decided that tariff reform would be a good thing for England. It would

be, therefore, the policy of _The Daily Mail_.

By a refinement of cruelty which I am sure he did not realize, his

free trade agent was sent down to reveal the glories of tariffs, as

expounded by Chamberlain. It went sorely to the conscience of this

Scot, who asked me plaintively, “How can I resign--with wife and

bairns?” At Newport his distress was acute, owing to the immense

reception of Chamberlain by crowds so dense that one could have walked

over their mass, which was one solid block along the line of route.

Before the speech that night he stood me a bottle of wine, which

we shared, and he wept over this red liquid at the abomination of

tariffs, the iniquity of _The Daily Mail_, and the conscience of a

correspondent. What that wine was, I cannot tell. It was certainly some

dreadful kind of poison. I had drunk discreetly, but upon entering

the hall, I felt a weight on my head like the dome of St. Paul’s, and

saw the great audience spinning round like an immense revolving Face.

For two hours’ agony I listened to Chamberlain’s speech on tin plates,

wrote things I could not read, and at the end of the meeting, having

thrust my stuff over the counter of the telegraph office, collapsed,

and was very ill. I heard afterward that the free trade Scot was

equally prostrate, but he survived, and in course of time became more

easy in his conscience, and a Knight of the British Empire.

Toward the end of the campaign I saw that Joseph Chamberlain was

breaking. I watched him closely, and saw signs of mental and physical

paralysis creeping over him. Other people were watching him, with more

anxiety. Mrs. Chamberlain was always on the platform, by his side, in

every town, and her face revealed her own nervous strain. Chamberlain,

“Our Joe,” as his followers called him, lost the wonderful lucidity

of his speech. At times he hesitated, and fumbled over the thread of

his thought. When he was heckled, instead of turning round in his old

style with a rapid, knock-out retort, he paused, became embarrassed,

or stood silent with a strange and tragic air of bewilderment. It was

pitiful toward the end. The strongest force in England was spent and

done. The knowledge that his campaign had failed, that his political

career was broken, as well as the immense fatigue he had undergone, and

the intense effort of his persuasive eloquence, snapped his nerve and

vitality. He was stricken, like President Wilson, one night, and never

recovered.

In that campaign Chamberlain converted me against himself on the

subject of tariff reform, but I learned to admire the courage, and hard

sledge-hammer oratory of this great Imperialist leader who represented

the old jingo strain of Victorian England, in its narrow patriotism and

rather brutal intolerance, ennobled, to some extent, by old loyalties

and traditions belonging to the sentiment of the British folk. The

very name of Joseph Chamberlain seems remote now in English history,

and the mentality of the English people has outgrown that time when

he was fired by that wave of Imperialism which overtook the country

and produced the genius of Kipling, the aggressive idealism of Cecil

Rhodes, and the Boer War, with its adventures, its Call of the Wild,

its stupidity, its blatant vulgarity, its jolly good fellows, its

immense revelation of military incompetence, and its waste of blood and

treasure.

After that campaign, I displeased Arthur Pearson by a trivial

difference of opinion. He believed firmly that Bacon wrote

“Shakespeare.” I believed just as firmly that he didn’t. When he asked

me to write up some new aspect of that argument, I flatly refused, and

Pearson was very much annoyed. A little later I resigned my position,

and for some time he did not forgive me. But years later we met again,

and he was generous and kind in the words he spoke about my work. It

was out in France, when he visited the war correspondents’ mess and

went with us into Peronne after its capture by our troops. He was

blind, but more cheerful than when I had known him in his sighted days.

At least he had gained a miraculous victory over his tragic loss, and

would not let it weaken him. That day in Peronne he walked into the

burning ruins, touched the walls of shattered houses, listened to the

silence there, broken by the sound of a gun or two, and the whirr of

an aëroplane overhead. He saw more than I did, and his description

afterward was full of detail and penetrating in its vision.

We met again, after the war, at a dinner in New York, when he spoke of

the work of St. Dunstan’s, which he had founded for blinded men. It

was one of the most beautiful speeches I have ever heard--I think the

most beautiful--and there was not one of us there, in a gathering of

American journalists and business men, who did not give all the homage

in his heart to this great leader of the blind.

As one of the literary editors of _The Daily Chronicle_, I had a

good deal of experience of the inside of newspaper life, and, on the

whole, some merry times. The hours were long, for I used to get to the

office shortly after ten, and, more often than not, did not leave till

midnight. Having charge of the magazine page, which at that time was

illustrated by black and white drawings, I was responsible for the work

of three artists, alleged to be tame, but with a strain of wildness at

times, which was manifested by wrestling bouts, when all of us were

found writhing on the floor in what looked like a death struggle,

when the door was opened by the office boy or some less distinguished

visitor. One of them was Edgar Lander, generally known as “Uncle” in

the Press Club, and in Bohemian haunts down Chelsea way. Endowed with

a cynical sense of humor, a gift for lightning repartee which dealt

knock-out blows with the sure touch of Carpentier, and a prodigious

memory for all the characters of fiction in modern and classical works,

he gave a good lead to conversation in the large room over the clock

in Fleet Street where we had our workshop. Another of the artists was

Alfred Priest, afterward well known as a portrait painter, and three

times infamous in the Royal Academy as the painter of “the picture of

the year.” He was, and is, a philosophical and argumentative soul,

and Lander and he used to trail their coats before each other, in a

metaphorical way, with enormous conversational results, which sometimes

ended in violence on both sides. The third artist, nominally under my

control, but like the others, entirely out of it, was Stephen Reid,

whom I have always regarded as a master craftsman of the black and

white art, which he has now abandoned for historical painting. A

shrewd Scotsman also with a lively sense of humor, he kept the balance

between his two colleagues, and roared with laughter at both of them.

We were demons for work, although we talked so much, and the page we

produced day by day was, by general consensus of opinion, I think,

the best of its kind in English journalism. We gave all our time and

all our energy to the job, and I suppose there are few editors in the

world, and few artists, who have ever been seen staggering down Fleet

Street, as once Alfred Priest and myself might have been observed,

one midnight, carrying a solid block of metal weighing something like

half a hundredweight, in order that our page might appear next day.

That was a full-page block with text and pictures, representing some

great floods in England in which we had been wading all day. We were

so late in getting back with our work that the only chance of getting

it into the paper was to act as porters from the blockmakers to _The

Daily Chronicle_ press. We nearly broke our backs, but if it had been

too late for the paper we should have broken our hearts. Such is the

enthusiasm of youth--ill rewarded in this case, as in others, because

the three artists were sacked when black and white drawings gave way to

photography. Afterward Edgar Lander of my “three musketeers” lost the

use of his best arm in the Great War, where, by his old name of “Uncle”

and the rank of Captain, he served in France, and gave the gift of

laughter to his crowd.

In those good old days of _The Daily Chronicle_, long before the

war, there was a considerable sporting spirit, inspired by the news

editor, Ernest Perris, who is now the managing editor, with greater

gravity. Perris, undoubtedly the best news editor in London, was very

human in quiet times, although utterly inhuman, or rather, superhuman,

when there was a “world scoop” in progress. It was he who challenged

Littlewood, the dramatic critic, to a forty-mile walk for a £10 bet,

and afterward, at the same price, anybody who cared to join in. I was

foolishly beguiled into that adventure, when six of us set out one

morning at six o’clock, from the Marble Arch to Aylesbury--a measured

forty miles. We were all utterly untrained, and “Robin” Littlewood, the

dramatic critic, singularly like Will Shakespeare in form and figure,

refused to let his usual hearty appetite interfere with his athletic

contest. It was a stop for five-o’clock tea which proved his undoing,

for although he arrived at Aylesbury, he was third in the race, so

losing his £10, and was violently sick in the George Inn. Perris was an

easy first, and I was a bad second. I remember that at the thirtieth

mile I became dazed and silly, and was seen by people walking like a

ghost and singing the nursery rhymes of childhood. That night when

the six returned by train to London, they were like old, old men, and

so crippled that I, for one, had to be carried up the steps of Baker

Street Station.

Another hobby of Perris’s was amateur boxing, and I had an office

reputation of knowing something of the science of that art, as I had a

young brother who boxed for Oxford.

Perris, after various sparring bouts in which he had given bloody noses

to sub-editors and others, challenged in mortal combat my friend Eddy,

whom I have already introduced in this narrative. There had been some

temperamental passages between the news editor and this young writer,

so that, if the conflict took place, it would be lively. I acted as

Eddy’s second in the matter, and assuming immense scientific knowledge,

coached him as to the right methods of attack. At least I urged upon

him the necessity of aggressive action in the first round, because if

he once gave Perris a chance of hitting out, Eddy would certainly be

severely damaged, for Perris is a big man with a clean-shaven face of

a somewhat pugilistic type, and with a large-sized fist.

This little meeting between the news editor and his chief reporter

aroused considerable interest in the office, and some betting. Quite a

little crowd had collected in the sub-editorial room for the event. It

was not of long duration. At the words, “Time, gentlemen,” Eddy, heroic

as any man inspired by anxiety, made an immediate assault upon Perris,

like a swift over-arm bowler, and by a fluke of chance, landed the news

editor a fearful blow on the head. It dazed him, but Eddy was not to

be denied, and continued his attack with the ferocity of a man-eating

tiger, until Perris collapsed.... After that, with greedy appetite for

blood, he made mincemeat of a young man named “Boy” Jones, who asked

for trouble and got it.

These little episodes behind the scenes of life in Fleet Street kept up

the spirits and humor of men who, as a rule, worked hard and long each

day, and were always at the mercy of the world’s news, which sent them

off upon strange errands in the Street of Adventure, or tied them to

the desk, like slaves of the galleys.

My next experience in editorship was when I was appointed literary

editor of a new daily paper called _The Tribune_, the history of which

is one of the romantic tragedies of Fleet Street.

Its founder and proprietor was a very tall, handsome, and melancholy

young man named Franklin Thomasson, who came from that city of Bolton

in the Black Country where I had been managing editor of the Tillotson

Syndicate. He had the misfortune of being one of the richest young men

in England, as the son of an old cotton spinner who had built up the

largest cotton mills in Lancashire. It was, I believe, a condition

of his will that his son should establish a London journal in the

Liberal interest. Anyhow, Franklin Thomasson, who was an idealist of

that faith, started _The Tribune_ as a kind of sacred duty which he

had inherited with his money. He appointed as his editor-in-chief a

worthy old journalist of an old-fashioned type, named William Hill,

who had previously been a news editor of _The Westminster Gazette_, an

excellent evening paper with only one defect--it did not publish news.

At least, it was not for any kind of news that people bought it, but

entirely for the political philosophy of its editor, J. A. Spender,

who was the High Priest of the Liberal Faith, and for the brilliant

cartoons of “F.C.G.,” who did more to kill Chamberlain and tariffs than

any other power in England.

There were many people of knowledge and experience who warned Franklin

Thomasson of the costly adventure of a new daily paper in London.

Augustine Birrell, disastrous failure as Chief Secretary for Ireland,

but distinguished for all time as a genial scholar and essayist, was

one of them. I went to see him with William Hill, and toward the end

of the interview, in which he was asked to become a kind of literary

godfather to the new venture, he said to Franklin Thomasson, with a

twinkle in his eyes,

“My dear Thomasson, I knew your father, and had a high respect for him.

For his sake I advise you that if you pay £100,000 into my bank as a

free gift, and do _not_ start _The Tribune_, you will save a great deal

of money!”

It was a prophecy that was only too truly fulfilled, for before

Thomasson was through his troubles, he had lost £300,000.

A very brilliant staff of assistant editors and reporters was engaged

by William Hill--many of the most brilliant journalists in England, and

some of the worst. Among them (I will not say in which category) was

myself, but at the first assembly of editors before the publication of

the paper, I received a moral shock.

I encountered a next-door-neighbor of mine, named Hawke, who had been

a colleague of mine on _The Daily Chronicle_.

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