"One day in May, Harry came, much excited, to my office. Deacon Joe

was about to move to his island, a mile or so off shore. He was going

to take Marie with him for an indefinite period. No boat would be

permitted to land there except his own and the Reverend Robert's.

Marie would be a sort of prisoner. That day she had told him of the

plan of her grandfather. In Harry's opinion Knowles had suggested

it.

"'Where is the girl's mother?' I asked.

"'On some Cook's tour in Europe, and the old man is crazy as a March

hare,' said my young friend. 'He's got a lot of bulldogs over there,

and his hired men have been instructed to shoot a hole in any boat

that comes near.'

"I went over to the Benson homestead that afternoon, and found Deacon

Joe sitting on the piazza.'

"'How are you?' I asked.

"'Not very stout,' said he; 'heart flutters like a ketched bird.'

"'What are you doing for it?'

"'Doctor give me some medicine; I fergit the name of it, but it is the

stuff they use to blow up safes with.'

"'Nitroglycerin! The very thing! I hope they will succeed in blowing

up your safe.'

"I was pretty close to the old man, and was always very frank with

him. He liked opposition, and was as fond of warfare as an Old

Testament hero.

"'What, sir?' he asked.

"'There are some folks that have got to be blowed up before you can

get an old idea out of their heads,' I went on. 'They are locked up

with rust. That's what's the matter with you, Deacon. Your brain needs

to be blowed open an' aired. You stored it full of ideas sixty years

ago and locked the door for fear they'd get away. They should have

been taken out and sorted over at least once a year, and some thrown

into the fire to make room for better ones. If life does you any good,

if it really teaches you anything, your brain must keep changing its

contents.'

"The Deacon hammered the table with his cane, as he shouted:

"'You cussed fool of a lawyer! Don't you know that truth never

changes? Truth, sir, is eternal.'

"Then I took the bat. 'Truth often changes, but error is eternal,' I

said. 'You know when you want to prove anything, these days, you

quote from the memoirs of a great man. Well, I was reading the memoirs

of the late Doctor Godfrey Vogeldam Guph not long ago. He told of a

man who was very singular, but not so singular as the doctor seemed to

think. This man knew more than any human being has a right to know. He

knew the plans of God, and had formed an unalterable opinion about all

his neighbors. Then he locked up his mind and guarded it night and

day, for fear that somebody would break in and carry off its contents.

And it did seem as if people wanted to get hold of his treasure, for

they often came and asked about it, and some even questioned its

value. He said, "Away with you--truth is eternal, and my soul is full

and I will part with none of it."

"'Meanwhile the truth about things around him began to change. Neighbor

Smith became a good man. Neighbor Brown became a bad man. Priscilla

Jones, who had been a vain and foolish woman, was one of the saints of

God. The foundations of the world had changed. In a generation it

had grown millions of years older and different--wonderfully

different! Even God himself had changed, it would seem. His methods were

not as people had thought them. His character was milder. Everything

had changed but this one man. Now when he died and came to St. Peter,

the latter said to him:

"'"Who were your friends?"

"'The new-comer thought a minute, and mentioned the names of some

people who had been long dead. "They know the truth about me," he

said.

"'"Ah, but the truth changes, and they haven't seen you in many

years," said St. Peter.

"'"But I have not changed," said the man. "I am just as when they saw

me."

"'"Then you are a fool or the chief of sinners," said St. Peter.

"Behold a man as changeless as the flint-stone, who has made no

friends in over forty years! That is all I need to know about you.

Take either gate you please."

"'"One leads to Heaven--doesn't it?" said the new-comer, in great

alarm.

"'"Yes, but you wouldn't recognize the place. There isn't a soul in

paradise that cares which way you go--not a soul in all its multitude

that will be glad to see you. They have better company. Stranger! go

which way you please, Heaven will be as uncomfortable as hell."

"Deacon Joe gave me close attention, and I saw that my sword had

nicked him a little. Anything that affected his hope of Paradise was

sure to engage his thought. He shook his head, and said that he didn't

believe it. But he couldn't fool me. I knew that the seed of change

had struck into him.

"I gave him another thrust. 'Deacon, you knew Harry Delance when he

was a fool. But the truth about _him_ has changed. He is now a

hard-working, level-headed young fellow, and you ought to be his

friend.'

"'Wal, I like the way he cuffed them fellers over at Trent,' said the

Deacon. 'He pounded 'em noble--that's sartin. Mebbe if he licks a few

more men I'll begin to like him.'

"'Give him a chance,' was my answer. 'I hear that you are going to

move for the summer.'

"'Goin' to my island to-morrow,' said Deacon Joe. 'I'm sick of the

autymobiles an' the young spendthrifts hangin' around Marie, an' her

extravagance, an' the new church nonsense, an' the other goin's-on.

I've got a good house there, an' Marie an' I are goin' to rest an'

stroll around without bein' run over until her mother comes back. The

only trouble I have there is the hired men. They rob me right an'

left. I wish somebody would lick them.'

"'You really need a young man like Harry,' I urged. 'And Marie needs

him. She'll be lonely over there.'

"'Not a bit,' said the Deacon. 'She'll have a saddle-horse, and young

Knowles can come over once a week, if he wants to. I hear he's done

splendid lately.'

"'He's doing well, but I am inclined to think that Harry is the better

man,' I said, taking sides for the first time.

"'I don't believe it,' was the answer of Deacon Joe. 'Knowles is

getting pretty sensible, and his voice is stronger.'

"The Deacon moved next day, and when Sunday came I went over in a boat

with the Reverend Robert at eight o'clock in the morning. I was taking

a stroll on the beach when I met him, and he asked me to go along. It

was just a social call, he explained. Incidentally, he was going to

pray and read a Scripture lesson at the Deacon's request. As we left

the dock, Harry came riding by on one of his thoroughbreds and I

waved my hand to him. When we got to the Deacon's landing, I said to

Robert:

"'As I am not invited, perhaps you had better announce me to Deacon

Joe, while I stay here in the boat.'

"'All right,' he said, as he gaily jumped ashore and tied the painter

rope.

"Robert hurried in the direction of the little house, and had covered

half the distance, when a bulldog came sneaking toward him. Robert saw

the dog, and ran for a tree. He was making handsome progress up the

trunk of the tree when the dog reached him, and, seizing a leg of his

trousers, began to surge backward. The cloth parted at the knee, and

between the pulling of man and dog, Robert lost about all the lower

end of one trousers-leg. The hired man came running out with some more

dogs, and said:

"'It's all right, Mr. Knowles, you can come down. I hope he didn't

hurt you.'

"'Excuse me,' said the young man, 'but I think I'll stay here a

while.'

"Three dogs stood at the foot of the tree looking anxiously upward.

"'They won't hurt you while I'm here,' said the hired man.

"'I won't take any chances,' said Robert. 'Go shut up your lions, and

I'll come down.'

"'Who's that in the boat?' the hired man asked.

"'Mr. Potter,' said Robert.

"'Well, he mustn't land 'less the old man says so--I don't care who he

is.'

"Just then the hired man changed his position suddenly, and stood

looking into the sky. I turned and saw an aeroplane coming down like

some great bird from the hills, behind the village. It sailed high

above the spires, and coasted down to a level some fifty feet above

the water-plane between shore and island. In a minute or so it roared

over me, circled the point, and came down in the open field that

faced the Deacon's cottage. Dogs and chickens flew and ran in great

confusion as it swooped to earth. I knew that Harry and his new flier

had reached the island of Deacon Joe, and I hurried ashore to

see--well, 'to see what I could see,' as the old song has it. Harry

jumped from his seat. The hired man ran toward him. Deacon Joe and

Marie and a woman-servant hurried out-of-doors.

"In less time than it takes to tell it, Harry had licked the hired

man, and kicked two dogs in the belly till they ran for life, and shot

another one, and was chasing a second hired man around the wood-shed.

Not being able to run fast enough to do further damage, Harry came to

the astonished group in front of the house and caught Marie in his

arms and kissed her.

"Then he turned to the Deacon, and said: 'Sir, I will keep off your

island if you wish, but I do not propose to be bluffed when I come to

pay my compliments to you and Marie.'

[Illustration: "HE LOOKED LIKE A MAN WITH A WOODEN LEG"]

"Deacon Joe was dumb with astonishment. The young minister came down

out of his tree and walked slowly toward the group, with rags flapping

over one extremity of his union-suit. He looked like a man with a

wooden leg.

"'How did ye get here?' Deacon Joe demanded of Harry.

"'Jumped from the top of Delance's Hill and landed right here,' said

the latter.

"'In that awful-lookin' thing?' the Deacon asked, pointing with his

cane and squinting at the big biplane.

"'In that thing,' Harry answered.

"'How long did it take ye?'

"'About five minutes.'

"'It's impossible,' said the Deacon, as he approached the biplane and

began to look at it.

"'But you'll see me jump back again in a little while,' Harry assured

him.

"'Geehanniker!' the Deacon exclaimed. 'Jumped from the top of

Delance's Hill an' licked my caretaker an' chased a hired man an'

sp'ilt two dogs an' treed the minister and kissed the lady o' the

house--all in about ten minutes. I guess you're a good deal of a

feller.'

"It was the kind of thing that warmed the warrior soul of the Deacon.

"'Hello--here's a dead dog,' said Harry. 'If you'll have one of the

men bring me a shovel I'll bury him there in the garden. Meanwhile you

may tell me how much I owe you for the two dogs.'

"'I guess about twenty-five dollars,' said the Deacon.

"'How much off for cash?' Harry asked.

"'Wal, sir, if you ain't goin' to ask me to charge it, ten dollars

would do,' the Deacon allowed.

"'There's a wonderful power in cash,' said Harry, as he produced the

money.

"'You're gettin' some sense in your head,' said the Deacon.

"The shovel was brought; and Harry, who had expected to shoot a dog

or two and had been practising for this very act, put his victim under

three feet of soil in as many minutes. That also pleased the Deacon.

"'Purty cordy, too,' the latter said, as he turned to Marie. 'Now,

girl, take your choice. I want to know which is which, an' stop bein'

bothered about it.'

"She made her choice then and there, and as to which of the two it may

have been you will have no doubt when I tell you that Marie had

planned every detail in this bit of strategy and Harry had been man

enough to put it through.

"'You know Zeb's commandment has been a help to me,' he said, when I

offered congratulations. '"Be brave with your life, for it is very

long."'

"The Deacon has changed. His heart and mind are open. Every Sunday you

may see him in a front seat, drinking at the new fount of inspiration;

and it is a rule of his life to make a new friend every day. I'm

inclined to think that the old man has been saved at last.

"Yes, we try to reach everybody in one way or another."

THE END

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