When You Marry Her When You Marry Him

When you marry her, love After you marry him,

her; study him;

After you marry her, If he is secretive, trust

study her; him;

When she is blue, cheer If he is sad, cheer him;

her;

When she is talkative, by When he is talkative,

all means listen to listen to him;

her;

If she dresses well, When he is quarrelsome,

compliment her; ignore him;

When she is cross, humor If he is jealous, cure

her; him;

If she does you a favor, If he cares naught for

kiss her; pleasure, coax him;

When she is jealous, cure

her;

If dinner is cold, eat If he favors society,

it, not her; accompany him;

When she looks pretty, When he deserves it, kiss

tell her so; him;

Let her feel how well you Let him think how well

understand her— you understand him—

But never let her know But never let him know

she isn’t boss. that you manage him.

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=_Pasture Pot Pourri_=

Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol 1, No. 11, August, 1920 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 11 / 20 题