_Barmaid._ "TEA, SIR?"
_Mr. Boosey._ "TEA!!! ME!!!!"]
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[Illustration: THINGS ONE SAYS WITHOUT THINKING.
"I'M SO SORRY YOU'VE HAD TO COME AND DINE WITH US WITHOUT YOUR HUSBAND,
LIZZY. I SUPPOSE THE REAL TRUTH IS THAT, BEING LENT, HE'S DOING PENANCE
BY DINING AT HOME!"
"OH, NO! I ASSURE YOU! HE THINKS IT A PENANCE TO DINE OUT!"]
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