CHAPTER XXVII.

MCCULLOCH’S LEAP.

ABOUT eleven o’clock, A. M., the train arrived at the little village of

Bridgeport, opposite Wheeling, where an omnibus was in waiting to carry

over the river all passengers destined for the city. Between Bridgeport

and Wheeling is an island, whose name I forget, and there are two

bridges required for communication between the two places. That on the

Wheeling side is a very excellent suspension bridge, ninety or a hundred

feet above the water, with a span of one thousand feet. That on the

Bridgeport side is a substantial wooden bridge with five or six piers.

The steamboat channel is, as may naturally be supposed, on the Wheeling

side of the island.

I and my trunk took passage on the omnibus, and I had reason to be

pleased with the gentlemanly demeanor of the conductor, and with his

moderate charges.

The first object of interest near Wheeling that I desired to visit, was

the steep declivity down which the pioneer McCulloch made his fearful

plunge on horseback, when pursued by the Indians. This, if my memory

serves me correctly, happened in 1790.

It was on a beautiful day, late in March, that I arrived in Wheeling;

and, having taken dinner at a comfortable and tidy hotel, I walked into

the sitting-room where several gentlemen were seated poring over the

newspapers. I looked around me before venturing to speak to any one, and

was not long in making up my mind as to which to address my inquiries

to.

This was a man of forty-five or fifty years, who was in the act of

folding up a paper he had been reading and whom I judged to be a

resident of Wheeling. Besides, his countenance was clearly the index of

a good mind, and a noble and congenial heart.

As I afterward learned, his name was Charles Cracraft—he was familiarly

styled Charlie—an intelligent, well-known and much respected citizen of

Wheeling. He and I became the warmest friends during the brief week that

I remained in Wheeling, and his society delighted me. He was one of

those “gems” of which Gray speaks in his “Elegy in a Country

Churchyard.” A man better versed in history and general literature I

have seldom met. Few notable events ever happened in the world that

Charlie could not tell all about. Why he had never made his mark in the

world, I could not tell; but I felt sure he might have done so. In

addition to his love of reading, and a good memory, I found him

possessed of most excellent judgment, strong reasoning powers, an

impressive address, liberality of views and an admirable knowledge of

language and composition. With all his gifts—gifts that would enable a

man to shine anywhere—he was not known beyond his native city; and that

is why I regard him as one of those “gems” which Gray says are “born to

blush unseen.”

Well, it was to Charlie Cracraft that I addressed my inquiries regarding

the place where McCulloch, under pressing circumstances, executed his

celebrated equestrian feat.

“It is barely half a-mile distant,” said Charlie. “Are you going to see

it?”

“Yes, by all means,” I replied.

“It is just outside the city. You go to the upper end of the city,

and—however, I was just thinking of taking a walk myself, and I will

accompany you, if you desire.”

“I shall be pleased with your company,” said I, “and I thank you.”

We were friends from that moment. Charlie arose, and we left the hotel

and walked up the street. Emerging from the upper end of the city we

followed a pike for a few hundred yards, which led us to a considerable

elevation, where I found laid before me about as grand a scene as I ever

beheld.

“Here,” said Charlie, “is where McCulloch rode down.” We were standing

with our faces toward the east; behind us, deep among the tall hills,

flowed the Ohio river, and before us was a valley of great depth,

through which Wheeling creek wound its way. This stream flowed directly

toward the Ohio river, till it reached the base of the declivity

immediately beneath us; then turning about, guarded away from the river,

as it were, by the long, steep, intervening ridge, it flowed clear

around Wheeling, and emptied into the river below. That portion of the

creek which we could see, hemmed in by a semicircular range of hills on

its right side, formed a path similar in shape to a horse-shoe; only its

principal curve was more abrupt.

It was at this abrupt curve that the daring McCulloch plunged down the

declivity. He had been pursued from a northerly direction, by the

Indians, and intended to gallop along the verge of the descent, and turn

toward the east, as the creek turned far below. But just here he found

himself intercepted by another band of savages, and retreat in that

direction cut off. Behind him lay the Ohio river, three hundred feet

below, on either hand was a horde of howling bloodthirsty savages, and

before him was a steep descent of several hundred feet, whose face was

interrupted by several perpendicular ledges of rock; and, in this

terrible exigence, he clutched his reins tightly, and spurred his horse

quickly over the brink and down the fearful declivity. It is not really

so steep as some who have read the account suppose, for a line drawn

from the summit to the base, where the creek flows, would form an angle

with the horizon of only between forty and forty-five degrees; but at

intervals there are precipitous ledges of rock, quite perpendicular, of

from ten to twenty feet in height. That the horse and rider plunged down

over them in safety, seems little less than a miracle.

This range of hills, or rather this ridge, is higher and even steeper in

some places than at the point where McCulloch plunged down. Charlie and

I walked along the verge of the precipice, ascending gradually, till we

came to a point over four hundred feet above the high-water mark of the

river. From this point, we could see over many miles of Ohio landscape

beyond the river.

It was at this highest point that, a few years ago, a man named Wheat, a

citizen of Wheeling, actually drove over the precipice in a two-horse

sleigh. Two other persons were in the sleigh with him, riding along the

summit of the ridge, and on his declaring that he was going to eclipse

McCulloch, they jumped out, and the fool actually touched up his horses

and drove down the precipice. His name was _Wheat_, as I stated; but

Charlie told me that _rye_ had more to do with it than any one else.

Down tumbled Wheat, the sleigh and two horses; and only that good luck

that ever seems to attend an intoxicated man could have saved him from a

violent and speedy death. While the sleigh was dashed to splinters, and

both the horses precipitated into Wheeling creek and killed, Mr. Wheat

lodged among some stunted trees, about half-way down—badly bruised and

“stove up,” it is true, but still alive and in moderate _spirits_. He is

still living, but has been a cripple ever since his mad and daring

sleigh-ride.

Charlie and I returned from our pleasant walk, feeling as though we had

been acquainted for years. We had considerable conversation, on various

topics, and I will never forget a remark I heard him make. We were

speaking of religion, and I found that he, like myself, was a dissenter

from the orthodox faith. Speaking of the doubts and perplexities that

always arose, when he thought on the subject, he said:

“If I possessed the wealth of the whole world; if the lands, the houses,

the gold, the gems, the kingdoms, and the thrones were mine; I would

gladly give them all to know the TRUTH!”

The reader has, no doubt, heard or read of a certain cave among the

rocks on Wheeling creek, in which an Indian once concealed himself with

a rifle, and, by imitating the voice of a turkey, decoyed several men

from the fort in succession, and shot them. His stratagem was at last

detected, however, and a pioneer who was as shrewd as he, went in the

night, concealed himself in the neighborhood, and in the morning saw the

dusky savage go and ensconce himself in his usual hiding-place, and

begin the song of the turkey. The pioneer, who could see his dark visage

among the rocks, took aim with his rifle, and with one shot silenced him

forever.

Charlie pointed this cave out to me, and I went the next day and visited

it. He would have accompanied me, but he was subject to rheumatism, and

was suffering considerably that day; so I went alone. The cave is about

a mile from Wheeling. I had to climb up the rocks fifteen or twenty

feet, in order to get into it, and I sat there awhile, aiming my crutch

at a stump beyond Wheeling creek, and imagining myself the cunning but

unfortunate Indian who personated a turkey and got shot for it. The cave

is not large—in fact, one cannot stand erect; but half-a-dozen persons

could be stowed in it in a reclining position, provided none of them

were ladies in capacious crinoline.

Returning from the cave, _via_ McCulloch’s Leap, it was my lot to

encounter one of the greatest bores I ever met. He was one of those

persons who, it is said, can “talk a man to death.” He made me think of

the celebrated lines of Pope:

“No place so sacred from such fops is barred,

Nor is Paul’s church more safe than Paul’s churchyard.

Nay, fly to altars, there they talk you dead,

And fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”

He lived in a solitary house, by the creek at the base of the declivity,

and he happened to come out just as I was about to make the ascent. He

was a fast talker, said a great many words in a few seconds, and often

spoke a good many seconds at a time.

“How do you do, sir? How do you do?” he said familiarly. “Fine day.”

“Very,” I said. “Quite pleasant.”

I wanted to get back to my hotel, for my stomach admonished me that it

was fully dinner-time; and so, I made an attempt to pass on and begin to

climb the hill. It was no use, though. He commenced by asking me if I

lost my leg in the army, then went on asking one question after

another—in such rapid succession that I only got each one about half

answered—till he had asked three times the number usually proposed. He

asked questions such as I had never thought of before, and kept on so

fast that I fancied he asked them merely for the pleasure of it, and not

for the sake of hearing them answered. He not only asked me if I was

born in this country, where I was brought up, what kind of saw-mills we

had there, and what barbers charged for cutting hair; but also desired

to know if I had ever looked at the moon through a telescope, and if I

thought corn as good a diet for horses as oats. Every question that any

mortal man could think of in so short a time, he asked me, till I

finally felt that I must either move on, or die. I moved on, in the

midst of the conversation, and looked back over my shoulder now and then

to answer questions, which he continued to ask.

“Are you going to walk up the hill?”

“Yes.”

“Can you do it?”

“O, yes.”

“Aint you afraid you’ll fall?”

“No.”

I began to ascend the acclivity, and he talked on.

“Did you ever go up such a steep place before?”

“Yes, steeper,” I yelled back, thinking of Bunker Hill Monument.

“And didn’t fall?” he continued, as I took another labored stride onward

and upward.

“No.”

“Wasn’t you afraid of falling?”

“No.”

“You must be plucky.”

As this did not strictly demand any answer, I took advantage of a

momentary pause to say,

“Good day.”

“Good——But say? What regiment did you say you were in?”

“Eighth Pennsyl——”

“Did you know a man in that regiment by the name of—”

I had now ascended to the height of seventy-five or eighty feet, when I

stopped on a sort of shelf, to rest a moment, turned about and said:

“What was his name?”

“I forget—I was just trying to think—O, yes, it was—let me see—was

it—no—was it—Harbertson?”

“I knew none of that name in my regiment.” I yelled back; for the

conversation now had to be carried on in a loud voice.

“I don’t think that was the name,” said he. “Now that I come to think of

it, he was in a New Jersey regiment. I used to work with him, in——”

“Well,” said I, facing the hill again to continue the ascent, “I’ll move

on. Good——”

“Wait a minute,” he interrupted, coming up ten or fifteen feet to where

it began to grow pretty steep, and there stopping. “What did you say

your name was.”

“Smith,” I yelled. “Good——”

“I have relations of that name in Pennsyl——”

“Ah, well, good-day,” and I continued up the ascent.

“When will you leave Wheeling?”

“I have to leave on the two o’clock train,” I sinfully replied, without

pausing in the ascent.

“Where going?”

“To Pitt——, Cleve——, Cincinnati!” I replied, scarcely knowing what lie

to tell.

“You’ll have plenty of time,” he yelled. “It isn’t more’n twelve now.”

And thus he went on till he talked me clear to the top of the rugged

height.

“Good——”

“I was going to ask you——”

“—— Day,” I madly yelled, as I reached the summit, and disappeared,

half-fainting, from his view.

Of all the bores I ever met, this man was incomparably the greatest. If

I ever visit McCulloch’s Leap again, I will remain at the summit, and

not go near enough the verge for that dread man, who lives in the lone

cottage far below, to catch a glimpse of me!

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