G.F.

AIR, n. That nutritious substance so abundantly supplied by a bountiful

Providence for the fattening of the poor.

ALDERMAN, n. An ingenious criminal who covers his secret thieving with a

pretence of open marauding.

ALIEN, n. An American sovereign in his probationary state.

ALLAH, n. The Mahometan Supreme Being, as distinguished from the

Christian, Jewish, etc.

Allah's good laws I faithfully have kept,

And ever for the sins of man have wept;

And sometimes kneeling in the temple I

Have reverently crossed my hands and slept.

Junker Barlow.

ALLEGIANCE, n.

This thing Allegiance, as I suppose,

Is a ring fitted in the subject's nose,

Whereby that organ is kept rightly pointed

To smell the sweetness of the Lord's anointed.

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